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What's the best way to break the news about getting hitched?

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  • rachelrb85
    rachelrb85 Posts: 579 Member
    Change your FB status.

    No joke, This one guy changed his relationship status to in a relationship with me after one date. I was so creeped out.
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
    a positive pregnancy test and a shotgun.

    I hear you can get both pretty easily on Craigslist.

    I send you both as soon as I can. ;)

    Y'all are so helpful :)

    We do what we can. :)
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
    Change your FB status.

    No joke, This one guy changed his relationship status to in a relationship with me after one date. I was so creeped out.

    On the inverse, my at the time boyfriend was hacked by some friends and they changed his relationship status and I freaked out.
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    OMG! amateurs! you don't tell HIM you're pregnant. this isn't 1800. you tell his MOTHER that you're pregnant. then get all emotional b/c you're scared of "doing this alone". She'll hand him a diamond and threaten him until he gives it to you.
  • jmt08c
    jmt08c Posts: 343 Member
    The answer is obviously Facebook.
  • rachelrb85
    rachelrb85 Posts: 579 Member
    OMG! amateurs! you don't tell HIM you're pregnant. this isn't 1800. you tell his MOTHER that you're pregnant. then get all emotional b/c you're scared of "doing this alone". She'll hand him a diamond and threaten him until he gives it to you.

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  • skippygirlsmom
    skippygirlsmom Posts: 4,433 Member
    Let the cute guy in your profile pix tell him, who could resist that face?

    Why thank you :) It's his birthday :) Little nugget...

    Happy Birthday
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    OMG! amateurs! you don't tell HIM you're pregnant. this isn't 1800. you tell his MOTHER that you're pregnant. then get all emotional b/c you're scared of "doing this alone". She'll hand him a diamond and threaten him until he gives it to you.

    Did you ever know that you're my hero....

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  • BusyRaeNOTBusty
    BusyRaeNOTBusty Posts: 7,166 Member
    OMG! amateurs! you don't tell HIM you're pregnant. this isn't 1800. you tell his MOTHER that you're pregnant. then get all emotional b/c you're scared of "doing this alone". She'll hand him a diamond and threaten him until he gives it to you.

    Well now I just feel silly. Of course this is the solution.
  • Organicgasm
    Organicgasm Posts: 592 Member
    OMG! amateurs! you don't tell HIM you're pregnant. this isn't 1800. you tell his MOTHER that you're pregnant. then get all emotional b/c you're scared of "doing this alone". She'll hand him a diamond and threaten him until he gives it to you.

    I was going to say just get naked and hand him a marriage license.... But obviously THIS.^^^^
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    OMG! amateurs! you don't tell HIM you're pregnant. this isn't 1800. you tell his MOTHER that you're pregnant. then get all emotional b/c you're scared of "doing this alone". She'll hand him a diamond and threaten him until he gives it to you.

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRZB3dG9HrQhe-NSJ2EhObEhEgLCwfQqlu4zxnMjuatt8EMN_tMpQ

    Damn, she's good!
  • Phoenix__Rising
    Phoenix__Rising Posts: 9,981 Member
    Just say the ????died.
  • sinker59
    sinker59 Posts: 130
    Change your FB status.

    No joke, This one guy changed his relationship status to in a relationship with me after one date. I was so creeped out.

    Well, you seemed to have a good time. When we both put on the Burger King crowns after dinner I just ASSUMED that meant something to you!
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