By recommendation - MFPism's

Deena_Bean

This is posted to my blog, but one of my buddies said I should put it on the forums for comedic values (since blogs go largely unread unless you're like a super-hero on MFP ). Enjoy :drinker:


That time (last week, yesterday, probably today) when...

1. Deena_Bean completed her food and exercise diary. Everyone else completed her food and exercise diary and was under her calorie goal. Damn it.

2. xxx burned 60000 calories doing 30 minutes of badass olympic training events. Deena_Bean burned 238 calories walking 3.0 mph for eternity. Damn it.

3. If you ate like this every day you would weigh 158 pounds in 5 weeks. 5 weeks later: .5 lbs lost. Win.

4. Troll here, troll there, troll everywhere.

5. xxx doesn't see the harm in eating 800 calories a day because she's "just not hungry enough to eat more than that." Ok, so where'd the extra weight come from? *raised eyebrow*

6. xxx doesn't understand why she can't lose weight - she doesn't weigh her food, she "mostly" stays around the same calories and exercises 6 days a week. *scratches head*

I know there are more...maybe I'll just keep editing to add when they come up, because it makes me giggle.

The End.

branflakes1980

:laugh: :laugh: I like you!! :flowerforyou: :laugh: :laugh:

7seas_sailing

This is great! Keep adding when you think of new ones. In fact, xxx lost 2 pounds. I gained .5 pounds. Damn it.

Organicgasm

Lol. I like it.

Pipsg1rl

I don't want to format but:

xxx posts that xyz food is the "enemy."

Deena_Bean

I knew I could count on some additions
I hate it when xxx loses 5 pounds and I gain....fail.

DjinnMarie

Xyz posts that running or spin bikes makes your legs bulky and manly

Forty6and2

Hey, have you guys heard of this new product that Dr. Oz is selling? It helps you lose 50 lbs in 2 seconds. My great aunt's daughter's dog's cousin's friend's uncle's sister took it and it worked for her!

DjinnMarie

Hey, have you guys heard of this new product that Dr. Oz is selling? It helps you lose 50 lbs in 2 seconds. My great aunt's daughter's dog's cousin's friend's uncle's sister took it and it worked for her!

But will it give me a flat stomach?

Forty6and2

Hey, have you guys heard of this new product that Dr. Oz is selling? It helps you lose 50 lbs in 2 seconds. My great aunt's daughter's dog's cousin's friend's uncle's sister took it and it worked for her!

But will it give me a flat stomach?

It will make your stomach (and almost everything else) so flat that you look like Spongebob.

srr728

who wants to join my weight loss "team"? just join my scheme....i have shakes and pills, who wants pills. they're like the guy with the watches and jewlery inside his coat flashing you as you walk by.

Alatariel75

That time Alatariel75 ate .5lb of food and gained 2lbs. Dammit.

Deena_Bean

:laugh: :laugh:
This game is fun. :flowerforyou:

DoingitWell

lol *raises eyebrow*

katya_be

All of these are so true

WhatAnAss

XXX has logged in for 2,356 days until that one day that you forget and ruin it all. dammit!

dj1skywalker

Hi! I'm "dj1skywalker completed her food and exercise diary and was over her calorie goal...Again!"

Absolutely L VE your post!!! xx

dj1skywalker

"HELP! I need to 'loose' 20 pounds by next week. I'm not 'loosing' weight fast enough"

genki90

"HELP! I need to 'loose' 20 pounds by next week. I'm not 'loosing' weight fast enough"

Hey "grammar nazi", don't be mean.. What's wrong with loosing?


"xxx completed her food and exercise diary and was under her calorie goal" - cool, let's like it to encourage her!
View diary >> Total calories: 300 - :noway: no, no, no, no! Me no likey, NO!

Monkey_Business

Hi, I am xxxx, I am back for teh 29th time and I am serious this time need supportive friend to motovate me!

nilbogger

"I know you can't spot-reduce, but how do I reduce fat from this one spot on my body?"