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quellybelly

"I know you can't spot-reduce, but how do I reduce fat from this one spot on my body?"

omg thissssss hahaha

Mikkimeow

"Oooh I can really feel this cleanse working! After I got past the headaches and dizzyness, I can tell this is going to be great for my body! I definitely won't gain all this weight back plus some after I stop!"

1princesswarrior

Juicing is better than just eating fruits and vegetables because all of the nutrients are packed into the juice.

'Insert fad shake diet' gives me so much more energy and works when just calories counting did not and I had tried everything else! This is NOT a waste of money.

disneygallagirl

OMG!!! I weigh 125 and am 5'10". I'm SO FAT!!!! I wish I could get back to 120 where I feel SO skinny!!!! Maybe I'll get there if I fast for 6 days and take raspberry ketones and do this body cleanse. I'm also only 19!!! I have to lose this weight before I turn 20 and my life ENDS!!!!

^ this plus, my mom makes me eat normal food even when I am trying to fast for days and now she took my phone away.

Chezzie84

OMG!!! I weigh 125 and am 5'10". I'm SO FAT!!!! I wish I could get back to 120 where I feel SO skinny!!!! Maybe I'll get there if I fast for 6 days and take raspberry ketones and do this body cleanse. I'm also only 19!!! I have to lose this weight before I turn 20 and my life ENDS!!!!

^ this plus, my mom makes me eat normal food even when I am trying to fast for days and now she took my phone away.

I remember this one... kept me entertained for hours.

hobbeskastiel

In for the giggles

Yurippe

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wheird

I don't understand

Alluminati

I don't understand

blukitten

OK so to be serious for a moment. I think my husband is cheating on me and this has triggered a lot of emotional eating and I'm in a very very very dark place. So I need some advice, what do you think my macros should be? Keep in mind I'm having my TOM and doing 1200 calories so we're pretty much limited to eating clean here. Like this morning for example I had some vegan honey on drizzled on a marshmallow. All this doesn't explain why I gained 2lbs overnight!!!!! I mean I've been doing the 30 Day Shred, P90X, Insanity, hot yoga, and light cleaning for 4 days and I haven't lost anything.

OMG LMFAO!!!! Yes, yes you are awesome!!

manderson27

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TLDR But I am going to answer anyway. Just break up.

Stoshew71

I want to start a juice cleanse but i also want to eliminate all sugar from my diet. What do you guys suggest?

Stoshew71

You guys are so mean. I am now deactivating my account.

*sticks around and answers the next 25 comments against me*

blukitten

My mom took my phone away,

My mom stole my purse now and took all the money out of it

My boyfreind wont post that we are together on facebook- I NNEEEDDD ADVICE!!!

You guys are so mean for saying just break up

But I love him and just want him to love me back and tell everyone in the world that we are together

My boyfriend wont come and see me for the weekend because he said he fought with his sisters mom and now he wont drive all the way down here to see me-- what should I do?

nilbogger

I just started doing Insanity and every time I do it I vomit, break out in hives and experience stabbing pains in my back. Since I've finished my last workout my left leg is numb my sphincter won't close.

What should I do that does not involve a) stopping my Insanity workouts or b) going to the doctor?

kgeyser

OMG i need help i have been trying to do this diet thing but it's not working i work out 6 days a week all cardio but sometimes i miss a few workouts like this week i only went to the gym once. I know for sure that i am only eating 1267 calories because i look at the packages and copy that down but i have a cheat day once a week unless i'm super busy and then maybe i'll grab something when i'm out as well and sometimes people bring donuts to work and i love donuts so i'll have one but other than that i stay within my goal except sunday night when we have dinner at my bf's house and his family is italian so we have pasta and stuff but other than that i eat good and stay on track. why am i not loosing weight?

A: You should try keto!

MayMaydoesntrun

I just started doing Insanity and every time I do it I vomit, break out in hives and experience stabbing pains in my back. Since I've finished my last workout my left leg is numb my sphincter won't close.

What should I do that does not involve a) stopping my Insanity workouts or b) going to the doctor?

THIS one made me lol. Excellent.

Stoshew71

My 6 year old daughter is a brat. I cannot believe she is so self centered. She knows that I need to watch out what I eat and she knows how weak I am when it comes to sweets. And can you believe that brat asked me to make cupcakes for her birthday party? Can she stop thinking about only herself? So I took some dinner rolls and put some icing on it. I think it went over very well. Nobody complained about them at all.

nilbogger

My 6 year old daughter is a brat. I cannot believe she is so self centered. She knows that I need to watch out what I eat and she knows how weak I am when it comes to sweets. And can you believe that brat asked me to make cupcakes for her birthday party? Can she stop thinking about only herself? So I took some dinner rolls and put some icing on it. I think it went over very well. Nobody complained about them at all.

Conversely...

I want to work out but my two year-old won't let me. Every morning she wakes me up at 5:00 and she won't settle down until I cook her a homemade waffles, Eggs Benedict and fresh-squeezed orange juice. As you can imagine this takes a lot of time, but it's the only thing that will calm her down! One time I tried to cheat and use store-bought Hollandaise, and she screamd for hours! After breakfast I try to pop in my 30 Day Shred DVD, but my daughter insists on watching the entire series of Return to the Planet of the Apes. She must watch it every day or she has a fit. Usually by the time its over my husband is home. I would try to exercise then, but my daughter is not happy unless we both hold her until she wants to go to sleep. Just one of us holding her will not do. By the time she decides to go to bed around 10:30, I am exhausted. Please help me find a way to exercise and lose weight! I am desperate!

brookielaw

"You're just gaining muscle. Muscle weighs more than fat."

dorkyfaery

Tagging. This thread is hilarious. I need to finish reading this when I get home from work...