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  • Pipsg1rl
    Pipsg1rl Posts: 1,414 Member
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    How about this one:

    "Best Bangali baba ji vashikaran specialist call ###-###-#### solve all your love money weight loss job pet children problems"

    I mean, seriously? Everyone knows the best bangali baba ji vashikaran is Dr. Oz. Pssh.

    THIS!! ^^ :laugh:

    +1. I just laughed so hard my cube mates might think I'm crying.



    xxYourMFPFriendxx burned 2500 calories doing activities including "food prep."

    WHAT? Unless you're cleaning a deer or similar...
  • Pipsg1rl
    Pipsg1rl Posts: 1,414 Member
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    Hey guys, so I have my sisters wedding coming up 3 weeks from now and I need to know what the fastest way to lose 200lbs is because I need to fit into a bikini for the reception. I lost a bunch of weight 6 months ago using green smoothies and cocaine but then I moved in with my boyfriend who eats very badly and I gained a bunch of weight back. So what I'm really looking for is some recommendations on what types of alcohol is best for someone who's doing the 3 day Military Diet. Also no I don't want to lift heavy because I put on muscle easy.

    I think I love you.

    I'll just be your creepy gym stalker though, since I'm married.
  • FartsMcGhee
    FartsMcGhee Posts: 10 Member
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    OMG it's Friday! Post your best cat gifs!!!! So many feelz!!!!
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    BEST. PICTURE. EVAR. :laugh:
  • Deena_Bean
    Deena_Bean Posts: 906 Member
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    How about this one:

    "Best Bangali baba ji vashikaran specialist call ###-###-#### solve all your love money weight loss job pet children problems"

    I mean, seriously? Everyone knows the best bangali baba ji vashikaran is Dr. Oz. Pssh.

    THIS!! ^^ :laugh:

    +1. I just laughed so hard my cube mates might think I'm crying.



    xxYourMFPFriendxx burned 2500 calories doing activities including "food prep."

    WHAT? Unless you're cleaning a deer or similar...

    OMG LOL, cleaning a deer.
    Seriously. Shut up, I food prep and record that calorie burn...that's how non-olympians burn calories, right?
  • rjmudlax13
    rjmudlax13 Posts: 900 Member
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    I've been on a diet for 5 minutes, eating 800 cals and just ran 150 miles while doing P90X2002WXZ Disk 5. When I started I weighed 135.245245 pounds. I just weighed myself again and the scale says 135.246167 pounds!!!! WHAT AM I DOING WRONG!?!?! I'm just going to give up.
  • Pipsg1rl
    Pipsg1rl Posts: 1,414 Member
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    My mom took away my cell phone
  • bugaboo_sue
    bugaboo_sue Posts: 552 Member
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    Ok. So I've been exercising and watching what I eat for two weeks. Below is a before picture and a picture I just took this morning. Be HONEST! Do I look like I've lost weight? BE HONEST!? PLEEEAAAAAASE!!

    *insert all the OMG YOU LOOK AH-MAY-ZING!* responses.
  • dj1skywalker
    dj1skywalker Posts: 86
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    My mom took away my cell phone

    :laugh: :laugh:
  • amcook4
    amcook4 Posts: 561 Member
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    I won't eat any chemicals, ever, what do you suggest I eat?
  • 5stringjeff
    5stringjeff Posts: 790 Member
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    In for the lulz.
  • girlviernes
    girlviernes Posts: 2,402 Member
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    Every time someone says they are "loosing" weight it makes me think of it all coming out of their bowels. Yick.

    I always think they are unleasing the fury of their shed pounds upon the world.

    "He hath loosed the fateful lighning from his terrible swiftsword. His truth is marching ooooon...."

    Hahah, now this image will be with me always :P
  • MrsKGrady
    MrsKGrady Posts: 276 Member
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    xxYourMFPFriendxx burned 2500 calories doing activities including "food prep."

    WHAT? Unless you're cleaning a deer or similar...

    LMAO!! I was just going to add this one:

    XYZ burned 12,789 calories doing 60 minutes of cleaning, light.
  • Daiako
    Daiako Posts: 12,545 Member
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    I was 130 pounds but I drank a glass of water and went for a walk and now I'm 132. Did the water make me gain fat?
  • Llamapants86
    Llamapants86 Posts: 1,221 Member
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    Bumping this so I can find it later tonight.
  • SaintGiff
    SaintGiff Posts: 3,679 Member
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    "HELP! I need to 'loose' 20 pounds by next week. I'm not 'loosing' weight fast enough"
    Hey "grammar nazi", don't be mean.. What's wrong with loosing?


    Apparently, I am not the only Grammar Nazi here :laugh:

    When the OP writes Loose, I loose it :explode: :laugh:
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  • SaintGiff
    SaintGiff Posts: 3,679 Member
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    Hey "grammar nazi", don't be mean.. What's wrong with loosing?


    Apparently, I am not the only Grammar Nazi here :laugh:

    When the OP writes Loose, I loose it :explode: :laugh:
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  • Chezzie84
    Chezzie84 Posts: 873 Member
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    Since its bedtime here in the UK. I am bumping for in the morning. This post is hilarious ????
  • 20Grit
    20Grit Posts: 752 Member
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    I will deny blank friend requests!!!!!...... (does everyone put this on their "about me" section???)
  • spectralmoon
    spectralmoon Posts: 1,230 Member
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    "Please what do you think about this cleanse product I have a lot of toxins in my body and I heard this is the only way to flush them out I already bought it please validate me."
  • Chezzie84
    Chezzie84 Posts: 873 Member
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    "I have been on on diet for a year and I haven't lost any weight. I don't weigh my food"
    then later in the thread....
    "You are all mean for saying I am eating more than I think"

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