How to Report Users in Real Life?

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Burt_Huttz
Burt_Huttz Posts: 1,612 Member
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Hello everyone,

There's a really useful feature on MFP to report posts that I don't like.

Is there a way I can do this with people in person? I do it all the time at work with HR and in my neighborhood I'm lucky to have a homeowner's association so send a lot of e-mails to the HOA president.

But what if I'm like at a home depot or walmart or something and someone says or does something that rubs me the wrong way? It seems like calling the police might be an overreaction, but I don't know if store management can give strikes or ban customers the way I think they should? Especially for personal appearance and clothing things that bother my sensibilities.

PLEASE HELP.

With love,
Burt
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  • WhatAnAss
    WhatAnAss Posts: 1,598 Member
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    Yes it's called throat punch! Works wonders!
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
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    I suggest contacting your Congressman. They might be able to pass a law that makes the offending party's actions illegal.

    Good luck Burt.
  • dMonster01
    dMonster01 Posts: 214 Member
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    You fill out a hurt feelings report and hand it in to your nearest person of authority. In home depot that could be the floor manager.
  • ssaraj43
    ssaraj43 Posts: 575 Member
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    Just break up
  • tomomatic
    tomomatic Posts: 1,794 Member
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    chuckpunch1.gif?w=640
    rinse and repeat.
  • dMonster01
    dMonster01 Posts: 214 Member
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    Just break up

    omg
  • kgeyser
    kgeyser Posts: 22,505 Member
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    You wait for them in the parking lot and hit them with your car. No sense hurting your hand when you car can easily handle the impact of a human body.
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
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    Just tell them directly and charge them $5 for your service.
    Tell them you saved them an *kitten* whipping...
  • valkaree
    valkaree Posts: 519
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    Yes, this is nothing our government can't handle.
  • ihad
    ihad Posts: 7,462 Member
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    Perhaps a strongly worded letter to the editor? That sets up a nice documentation trail, sends a signal of clear condemnation, and puts them on notice. Also sends a broader message to others who might consider similar behavior.
  • bluuu123
    bluuu123 Posts: 83
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    LOL

    just beware, NSA is watching

    now they're after you
  • ItsMeBlue
    ItsMeBlue Posts: 25 Member
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    only shop where people aren't welcome.
  • bamagrits15
    bamagrits15 Posts: 131 Member
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    Oh please be satire. So hard to tell with the widespread ignorance in today's society.
  • gypsy_spirit
    gypsy_spirit Posts: 2,107 Member
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    Whatever store you find yourself in, go immediately to the in store phone system. Pick up phone and begin reporting the offense to all other shoppers via the intercom system.


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  • mccindy72
    mccindy72 Posts: 7,001 Member
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    If you send a strongly worded letter to the FCC, they will put a black bar across the offending person's mouth and a five-second delay on everything that person says.
  • civilizedworm
    civilizedworm Posts: 796 Member
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    Oooh a slippery slope of butthurt retribution! I like it OP. Once we figure out how we can bust people outside the internets for offending our sensibilities, I'm coming for you Burt.
  • darrensurrey
    darrensurrey Posts: 3,942 Member
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    Do you not have a direct line to Obama?

    I mean, I've got Cameron's number on speed dial.
  • JG762
    JG762 Posts: 571 Member
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    You should just post it here in a long winded and whiney manner, that'll show em.
  • bamagrits15
    bamagrits15 Posts: 131 Member
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    I usually just whisper my complaints to my kids and then let them scream out their thoughts. Usually works well.

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