One step closer to a Zombie Apocalypse?

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  • FitForL1fe
    FitForL1fe Posts: 1,872 Member
    Just break up.

    :laugh:
  • JT_Taylor99
    JT_Taylor99 Posts: 148
    I've been preparing for this my whole life!!!!!!!!!!

    I told my parents yesterday that if I died to cremate me and turn me into Jeri Anne brownies, which my mom said "eww, no". I told her I'd just come back as a zombie and she told me "well then I'd have to either shoot you in the head or cut off your head".

    Made me shed a tear, she's been paying attention and knows what to do. I've never have been a more proud daughter than in that moment.

    The other option for my death is to not cremate me, but right on my tombstone, "Here lies Jeri Anne. She was cremated so she wouldn't come back as a zombie. You're welcome". But I'm not and then I come back. Best. Prank. EVER.

    LOL
  • DenDweller
    DenDweller Posts: 1,438 Member
    And here I was hoping Skynet would be first.
  • heidispideymfp
    heidispideymfp Posts: 179 Member
    Thank god that's in Africa. Do zombies swim?

    No but they don't breathe either,so walking underwater ain't a problem.
  • heidispideymfp
    heidispideymfp Posts: 179 Member
    We have a really large wall , and a veggie garden, so providing they're the walking dead type, and not the World War Z type, I'm ok

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