a lot of married flirting happens on mfp so...

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  • SuninVirgo
    SuninVirgo Posts: 255 Member
    Can you imagine trying to explain that to your divorce lawyer?! Hahahaha

    A friends of mine is a divorce lawyer---one day the wife of a swinging couple came into his office to file for divorce....
    Her reason: Husband had sex with a woman in a broom closet at a party without her consent.

    Another story: Husband wants to file: Wife leaves every evening for her second job delivering newspapers...did this for years....turns out her second job was a prostitute.

    divorce lawyers have heard it all!!!!
  • ajnb88
    ajnb88 Posts: 339 Member
    lol this thread.
  • radimage
    radimage Posts: 99
    Anytime a group of people get together...it turns into a 'meat market'.

    You should concentrate on your calories...not getting laid.
  • Slinky92
    Slinky92 Posts: 36 Member
    Really? This is disappointing to see.
  • Becoming_A_Butterfly
    Becoming_A_Butterfly Posts: 2,534 Member
    Can this guy join?

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  • NotShena
    NotShena Posts: 172 Member
    Flirting happens here?! This is for health and fitness only!!
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,271 Member
    _Waffle_'s picture says it all.

    Actually its the opposite. Recent studies are showing that the tables have turned Women are now far more likely to cheat than men. #thankyouinternet
  • j_bark
    j_bark Posts: 1,274 Member
    Nothing bad can come out of this said no one never. But okay.

    And 85% of the time statistics say they are right 100% of the time. +/-3%
  • headofphat
    headofphat Posts: 1,597 Member
    Lot's of dudes in that group. Is it a married and closeted flirting group? Not that there's anything wrong with that.
  • headofphat
    headofphat Posts: 1,597 Member
    Really there is a group for that? Lmao. How do you even go about it? "Oh, hey, I see you're a married douche bag, I happen to be one as well ;)" Why do people like this even get married? Trying to figure it out hurts my head.

    Wow! So, flirting makes you a *kitten*? Try to remember that next time you get pulled over and you're flashing a cute smile at the police officer. Maybe he can write you a ticket for douchebaggery as well.
  • ajnb88
    ajnb88 Posts: 339 Member
    Really there is a group for that? Lmao. How do you even go about it? "Oh, hey, I see you're a married douche bag, I happen to be one as well ;)" Why do people like this even get married? Trying to figure it out hurts my head.

    Wow! So, flirting makes you a *kitten*? Try to remember that next time you get pulled over and you're flashing a cute smile at the police officer. Maybe he can write you a ticket for douchebaggery as well.

    Actively going out of your way to flirt specifically with other married people isn't exactly the same as a spur-of-the-moment wink or smile in a shop etc.
  • eric_sg61
    eric_sg61 Posts: 2,925 Member
    What ever group this guy's in, I'm wanting to join.



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    I'm gonna hang by the bar put out the vibe
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  • headofphat
    headofphat Posts: 1,597 Member
    Really there is a group for that? Lmao. How do you even go about it? "Oh, hey, I see you're a married douche bag, I happen to be one as well ;)" Why do people like this even get married? Trying to figure it out hurts my head.

    Wow! So, flirting makes you a *kitten*? Try to remember that next time you get pulled over and you're flashing a cute smile at the police officer. Maybe he can write you a ticket for douchebaggery as well.

    Actively going out of your way to flirt specifically with other married people isn't exactly the same as a spur-of-the-moment wink or smile in a shop etc.

    flirting is flirting pal.
  • ajnb88
    ajnb88 Posts: 339 Member
    Really there is a group for that? Lmao. How do you even go about it? "Oh, hey, I see you're a married douche bag, I happen to be one as well ;)" Why do people like this even get married? Trying to figure it out hurts my head.

    Wow! So, flirting makes you a *kitten*? Try to remember that next time you get pulled over and you're flashing a cute smile at the police officer. Maybe he can write you a ticket for douchebaggery as well.

    Actively going out of your way to flirt specifically with other married people isn't exactly the same as a spur-of-the-moment wink or smile in a shop etc.

    flirting is flirting pal.

    Do you seriously not see the difference?
  • MMulder68
    MMulder68 Posts: 139 Member
    Why encourage this behavior? :huh:

    THIS!!!!!!!!!!!
  • fitness4life78
    fitness4life78 Posts: 69
    WOW... That is really sad... Flirting online in my opinion is cheating, if you are involoved in any romantic relationship... SMH
  • pinkiezoom
    pinkiezoom Posts: 409 Member
    Why encourage this behavior? :huh:

    THIS!!!!!!!!!!!

    Agreed!
  • headofphat
    headofphat Posts: 1,597 Member
    Really there is a group for that? Lmao. How do you even go about it? "Oh, hey, I see you're a married douche bag, I happen to be one as well ;)" Why do people like this even get married? Trying to figure it out hurts my head.

    Wow! So, flirting makes you a *kitten*? Try to remember that next time you get pulled over and you're flashing a cute smile at the police officer. Maybe he can write you a ticket for douchebaggery as well.

    Actively going out of your way to flirt specifically with other married people isn't exactly the same as a spur-of-the-moment wink or smile in a shop etc.

    flirting is flirting pal.

    Do you seriously not see the difference?

    You're obviously mentally superior to me. Please enlighten.

    Oh and you have to explain without making assumptions. Good luck.
  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,950 Member
    _Waffle_'s picture says it all.

    Actually its the opposite. Recent studies are showing that the tables have turned Women are now far more likely to cheat than men. #thankyouinternet

    Studies were needed to discern that?

    They have the d thrown at them on the daily.
  • Miss_1999
    Miss_1999 Posts: 747 Member
    Can this guy join?

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    Absolutely! All I know, is I stole this pic for my kitteh board on Pinterest! I SO did not have this one!

    (Yeah, I'm a loser, and I don't care!)
  • nilbogger
    nilbogger Posts: 870 Member
    In for the shock and horror.

    Also, does anyone else think the concept of "emotionsl cheating" is BS? I would just call it your SO being an insensitive jerk. I don't know why we need to give it a weighty name to justify the butthurt.
  • PRMinx
    PRMinx Posts: 4,585 Member
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  • stefaniemazz
    stefaniemazz Posts: 179 Member
    Are you effin kidding me?!

    Why in the hell would you encourage this. That actually really ticks me off.
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
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  • patriciapowerswilliamson
    patriciapowerswilliamson Posts: 109
    Exactly. I agree, don't encourage that behavior it RARELY ends well. Trust me.
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    It's always a good idea to herd the flirts and the cheaters and otherwise nefarious goings ons in one place so that everyone can stare and ogle and judge.

    I'm all for it! Bring it on!

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  • amandzor
    amandzor Posts: 386 Member
    I'm not married, but if you are...

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  • Natihilator
    Natihilator Posts: 1,778 Member
    Not gonna lie, I was a little shocked when I found out how many married MFPer hookups went down. Mostly the "regulars". I thought all the flirting was done onscreen only, how foolish of me.

    Not naming names but YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE :devil:
  • Shalaurise
    Shalaurise Posts: 707 Member
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  • scotgirl78
    scotgirl78 Posts: 47 Member
    I'm happy to be single after reading this...What kind of sad relationship do you have that you have to sneak onto the interwebs for some sort of kicks? Organized kicks, even! Plus, who's the poor man/woman that still doesn't get flirted with on top of that? You go to a flirt board and still get ignored...That's just depressing.

    My advice: put the effort in and go spice up your marriage!

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