FML
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It's sticky warm and moist but not warm enough to turn on the A/C and a cat wants to sit in my lap and radiate heat through the polyester pants which were the only ones clean enough to wear and all the cotton pants are dirty but hubby is hogging the washing machine though I shouldn't complain because he'll change the bed and towels while he's washing his clothes so now I feel guilty because I want to whine but hubby won't feel sorry for me because right now he's scooping the litterbox. Woe or Whoa?0
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Just got home from running errands. Unloading my groceries from the back of my car in the garage and my son comes running out of the house. '' mommy!! I washed your phone for you because it was dirty.'' My heart drops. ''How did you wash my phone Jake?'' ''In the sink.'' Swear to god, this literally just happened. Phone works, but the speakers do not. Sonafa.0
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My drummer whining like a baby about our song choices and how we should play better music.... then recommending "SuperBass": by Nikki Minaj..
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(ps.. we are a rock band)
I used to play bass for a classic rock cover band and our singer tried throwing around the idea of covering "Bad Romance"... The rest of us nixed that idea, then proceeded to cover "Gin and Juice".
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Can't say that I've had any of those moments this week yet...but my time will come! :laugh:
Let's get back to the fun in this thread, shall we? (Still sending love to @wolfsbayne of course)0 -
This is the 76th day I've had to go through without my husband. I will never see him in this life again. I'll gladly swap with you.
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There aren't enough flowers in the world but that's all I have. My heart goes out to you.
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Most of my annoying moments come from forgetting things that I need for the gym. No towel, so I dry off with paper towels. No flip flops, so I tread around barefoot in a nasty shower stall. No work socks, so I wore gym socks into work until I could take a break and buy some from the nearby drugstore. No pad lock, so I expose myself to theft and vandalism. Every six months or so I seem to forget something, and it is tragic. Certainly the Syrians can empathize with these conditions I endure.0
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This is the 76th day I've had to go through without my husband. I will never see him in this life again. I'll gladly swap with you.
puffy hugs for you!0 -
This is the 76th day I've had to go through without my husband. I will never see him in this life again. I'll gladly swap with you.
I'm sorry honey :frown:
Can't imagine life without my love.0 -
This is the 76th day I've had to go through without my husband. I will never see him in this life again. I'll gladly swap with you.
Just saw this... So sorry to hear that! :flowerforyou:0 -
This is the 76th day I've had to go through without my husband. I will never see him in this life again. I'll gladly swap with you.
I'm sorry honey :frown:
Can't imagine life without my love.
I couldn't, either, until I was forced to live it. You know what, though? There are people out there who have it worse than I do. I count my blessings every day.0 -
After many moons of silence, I broke down and actually posted on an MFP thread. FML0
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While very true, it still doesn't negate the point. Those people are having a worse time than someone that accidentally got shampoo on their toothbrush. (No offense to the OP, of course)
Someone will always have it worse, but then plenty of people have it better, too. There's nothing wrong with venting or complaining sometimes. No matter how big (or small) your "problem" is.0 -
J F'ing C, this forum can't even have a light hearted thread about having a bad day without people explaining to the OP how more people are worse off..so freakin' annoying.
To the OP, I forgot a clean pair of underwear today after the gym so I have been going commando since lunch. Not the best feeling in jeans....FML.0 -
@wolfsbayne- Sorry for your loss.
@OP My complaint would be both soles of my shoes fell off. Dress uniform and my shoes look like the principal at the end of Ferris Buellar's day off.0 -
Found out this morning that the landlord wants to raise my rent ANOTHER $80. So either suck that up or I have to move next month. FML.0
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I have a bruise that looks like a bunny on my knee.
I would have preferred an ant.0 -
Just got home from running errands. Unloading my groceries from the back of my car in the garage and my son comes running out of the house. '' mommy!! I washed your phone for you because it was dirty.'' My heart drops. ''How did you wash my phone Jake?'' ''In the sink.'' Swear to god, this literally just happened. Phone works, but the speakers do not. Sonafa.
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Just got home from running errands. Unloading my groceries from the back of my car in the garage and my son comes running out of the house. '' mommy!! I washed your phone for you because it was dirty.'' My heart drops. ''How did you wash my phone Jake?'' ''In the sink.'' Swear to god, this literally just happened. Phone works, but the speakers do not. Sonafa.
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Found out my liver is slowly shutting down and I can no longer consume alcohol unless I would like to speed up the process. FML.0
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J F'ing C, this forum can't even have a light hearted thread about having a bad day without people explaining to the OP how more people are worse off..so freakin' annoying.
To the OP, I forgot a clean pair of underwear today after the gym so I have been going commando since lunch. Not the best feeling in jeans....FML.
'Twas just an observation, man. Definitely didn't mean any ill will with it.0 -
Just got home from running errands. Unloading my groceries from the back of my car in the garage and my son comes running out of the house. '' mommy!! I washed your phone for you because it was dirty.'' My heart drops. ''How did you wash my phone Jake?'' ''In the sink.'' Swear to god, this literally just happened. Phone works, but the speakers do not. Sonafa.
Put it in rice.
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No kidding. JeezJ F'ing C, this forum can't even have a light hearted thread about having a bad day without people explaining to the OP how more people are worse off..so freakin' annoying.
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To the OP, I forgot a clean pair of underwear today after the gym so I have been going commando since lunch. Not the best feeling in jeans....FML.
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LOL. I just got all squirmy. That is not a nice feeling at all.
My FML is that I have a toenail about to fall off and I'm currently training for a half marathon. I have to run 21km this weekend and it's going to SUCK.
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Anyone else just having one of those days/weeks? Tell me about your FML moment.
For me, it was brushing my teeth in the shower, and not realizing that shampoo got on my toothbrush until after I already started brushing. Seriously, it was the taste of pure unhappiness.
First world problems lol... Really though, that's not that bad. What about the guy and his family who are under quarantine because he tested positive for Ebola. Now 80+ other's he may have come into contact with since coming home are going to have a rough few weeks waiting to become symptomatic or not.
Rendering the rest of y'all ineligible to complain about anything ever!!! :points maniacally around the room with crazy eyes:
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Picturing this:
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Found out my liver is slowly shutting down and I can no longer consume alcohol unless I would like to speed up the process. FML.
........you're only 24!0 -
My drummer whining like a baby about our song choices and how we should play better music.... then recommending "SuperBass": by Nikki Minaj..
:noway:
(ps.. we are a rock band)
drummers!
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A few weeks ago, but it's funny now:
My bagel landed on my navy skirt, cream cheese down, near my crotch. Yeah, that was slightly awkward the rest of the day.0 -
ROFL. Good thing your name's not Monica.A few weeks ago, but it's funny now:
My bagel landed on my navy skirt, cream cheese down, near my crotch. Yeah, that was slightly awkward the rest of the day.0 -
When I was a Target - squatting over the toilet - didn't squat far enough back and peed all over my tights. FML moment for sure!0
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Anyone else just having one of those days/weeks? Tell me about your FML moment.
For me, it was brushing my teeth in the shower, and not realizing that shampoo got on my toothbrush until after I already started brushing. Seriously, it was the taste of pure unhappiness.
First world problems lol... Really though, that's not that bad. What about the guy and his family who are under quarantine because he tested positive for Ebola. Now 80+ other's he may have come into contact with since coming home are going to have a rough few weeks waiting to become symptomatic or not.
LET'S ALL PANIC!0 -
When I was a Target - squatting over the toilet - didn't squat far enough back and peed all over my tights. FML moment for sure!
Sorry but I giggled uncontrollably at this one. This has happened to me before!0
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