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Gutter Gang - Report in!!

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  • BigCityKittyz
    BigCityKittyz Posts: 378
    you mean the......"HUMMMMM...V!" (is that why they call it a "hummer?"):tongue:
  • Healthier_Me
    Healthier_Me Posts: 5,600 Member

    I know you guys are thinking I am completely lying out my muscular manly buttocks, but I promise this is the truth.

    I absolutely hate the phrase 'having sex'. I despise it. To me that's far too clinical and impersonal. I know it's argueing semantics, but to me...it's not.

    Yes, I do enjoy cuddling. Sexual relations is so much more for me than a simple race to an orgasm. It's the experience, its the sharing of one's soul, it's looking someone in the eye as you have them in a completely vulnerable state, and knowing that you are sharing a part of yourself.

    No. I'm not lying. Yes, I do feel like this. And yes, this really *is* how I love and want to be loved.

    That's just how it is. :smile:

    -J:heart:
    1. Love the way you said muscular manly buttocks :huh:
    2. When I have relations, there is no race... I enjoy taking my time.
    3. I'm not an "after the fact" cuddler but I don't mind it.
    4. Looking into my husbands eyes as I kiss him ever so gently turns me on more than anything.
  • Adele
    Adele Posts: 159 Member
    Wow - this has been going all day - keep it up!!

    What will tomorrow's topic be?
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Wow - this has been going all day - keep it up!!

    What will tomorrow's topic be?

    Hangovers. :laugh: :laugh:

    C'mon 5:00!!!! :drinker:
  • sindyb9
    sindyb9 Posts: 1,248 Member
    :embarassed: :embarassed:

    I'm the only non-cuddle chick here so far. th_giggle.gif

    "Thanks honey, scooch on over now. Goodnight!" :bigsmile:

    Nope not much of a cuddler. Sometimes just talk but no cuddling. depends on what time of the day it is :drinker:
  • lilnatn2
    lilnatn2 Posts: 55 Member
    [/quote]

    I know you guys are thinking I am completely lying out my muscular manly buttocks, but I promise this is the truth.

    I absolutely hate the phrase 'having sex'. I despise it. To me that's far too clinical and impersonal. I know it's argueing semantics, but to me...it's not.

    Yes, I do enjoy cuddling. Sexual relations is so much more for me than a simple race to an orgasm. It's the experience, its the sharing of one's soul, it's looking someone in the eye as you have them in a completely vulnerable state, and knowing that you are sharing a part of yourself.

    No. I'm not lying. Yes, I do feel like this. And yes, this really *is* how I love and want to be loved.

    That's just how it is. :smile:

    -J:heart:
    [/quote]


    I just have to say, that's probably the sexiest thing I've ever heard. It's good to know there are still guys like you out there! :smile:
  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member
    To me, there is nothing more sexier than a man's hands.....with a dish towel in one and an oven mitt on the other....work them recipes you sexay thang you!
  • ellelit
    ellelit Posts: 806 Member
    forearms and legs. big beefy thighs and calfs... nothing sexier. oh and big broad shoulders... and a little tubby belly lol.
  • MontanaGirl
    MontanaGirl Posts: 1,251 Member
    To me, there is nothing more sexier than a man's hands.....with a dish towel in one and an oven mitt on the other....work them recipes you sexay thang you!

    Hear, hear!!! LOL
  • laurenk182004
    laurenk182004 Posts: 1,882 Member
    ooo just big strong hands in general...hehe
  • sgtinvincible
    sgtinvincible Posts: 2,559
    Well, it begs to be told that I managed to marry the one woman in the world that didn't think that my qualities were all that. I used to feel like I was relatively special, a unique man in an army of guys...but she took every bit of pride in those qualities away.

    After my divorce, I tried to be a regular guy....but I hated it....I couldn't live with myself, so I just decided that if nice guys finish last, I will just have to learn to be happy being last.

    I am finally happy to be last again.

    Ya'll give me so much joy and confidence. You are all amazing human beings. I am so blessed.

    :heart:

    -J
  • laurenk182004
    laurenk182004 Posts: 1,882 Member
    Aww J, we love you :):heart:
  • plantlady99
    plantlady99 Posts: 1,338 Member
    I love reading these. lol


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  • Mireille
    Mireille Posts: 5,134 Member
    :embarassed: :embarassed:

    I'm the only non-cuddle chick here so far. th_giggle.gif

    "Thanks honey, scooch on over now. Goodnight!" :bigsmile:

    No you aren't.
    I used to want to cuddle when my hubby and I were first together but after 13years, just give it to me and go away!! :tongue: lol
  • BigCityKittyz
    BigCityKittyz Posts: 378
    Well, it begs to be told that I managed to marry the one woman in the world that didn't think that my qualities were all that. I used to feel like I was relatively special, a unique man in an army of guys...but she took every bit of pride in those qualities away.

    I am finally happy to be last again.

    Ya'll give me so much joy and confidence. You are all amazing human beings. I am so blessed.

    :heart:

    -J

    I'm glad you found your pride in those awesome qualities back ~ J.....she just didn't realize to appreciate the gift God had placed in her life....what a LOSS for her!

    You finish FIRST in my book....and a lot of others....Mr. Amazing yourself....:heart:
  • GravyGurl
    GravyGurl Posts: 1,070

    I know you guys are thinking I am completely lying out my muscular manly buttocks, but I promise this is the truth.

    I absolutely hate the phrase 'having sex'. I despise it. To me that's far too clinical and impersonal. I know it's argueing semantics, but to me...it's not.

    Yes, I do enjoy cuddling. Sexual relations is so much more for me than a simple race to an orgasm. It's the experience, its the sharing of one's soul, it's looking someone in the eye as you have them in a completely vulnerable state, and knowing that you are sharing a part of yourself.

    No. I'm not lying. Yes, I do feel like this. And yes, this really *is* how I love and want to be loved.

    That's just how it is. :smile:

    -J:heart:
    [/quote]



    Do you have an older brother or uncle that thinks like you? :blushing:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    :embarassed: :embarassed:

    I'm the only non-cuddle chick here so far. th_giggle.gif

    "Thanks honey, scooch on over now. Goodnight!" :bigsmile:

    No you aren't.
    I used to want to cuddle when my hubby and I were first together but after 13years, just give it to me and go away!! :tongue: lol

    :laugh: We really were separated at birth! :laugh:
  • bonkers5975
    bonkers5975 Posts: 1,015 Member
    (((This was supposed to quote J's post about cuddling... oh well :ohwell: )))


    Yup gals, take heart, there are a few of them out there. I married one! :blushing:

    And I thought it was just an act, to get my attention, but 6 1/2 years later, he's the exact same guy.
  • KrisKabob
    KrisKabob Posts: 1,250 Member
    i like nice legs... muscular not chicken legs. :huh:

    strong arms... Mmmmmm :smooched:

    clean, short finger and toe nails... weird but I hate nasty nails! :sick:

    i don't like "thin" men... I like some meat on my man's bones! (preferrably muscular meat :love: but meat non-the-less)

    Mmmmmm... facial hair and.... well.... I LOVE TATTOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSS!!!! Haha! It's my sinful love! :devil:

    :heart: Kristi
  • sarah0426
    sarah0426 Posts: 26
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    Cuddle afterwards? Yes or No??? :smokin:


    Not only yes, but HECK YES.

    that's the best part. :bigsmile:

    LIAR!
    UM...WHAT DO YOU ACTUALLY do WHEN YOU HAVE SEX? :laugh:

    I know you guys are thinking I am completely lying out my muscular manly buttocks, but I promise this is the truth.

    I absolutely hate the phrase 'having sex'. I despise it. To me that's far too clinical and impersonal. I know it's argueing semantics, but to me...it's not.

    Yes, I do enjoy cuddling. Sexual relations is so much more for me than a simple race to an orgasm. It's the experience, its the sharing of one's soul, it's looking someone in the eye as you have them in a completely vulnerable state, and knowing that you are sharing a part of yourself.

    No. I'm not lying. Yes, I do feel like this. And yes, this really *is* how I love and want to be loved.

    That's just how it is. :smile:

    -J:heart:

    "lying out my muscular manly buttocks"!?!?! oh my word, way to make me look like a fool laughing out loud here by myself!! :laugh: I love that you can be having a serious conversation and be funny at the same time!

    that's awesome
  • kerikitkat
    kerikitkat Posts: 352 Member
    My husband and I still have a good and fun sex life... but man sometimes I miss the days when we were dating. Especially when we were on and off again. He never slams me up against a wall and just takes me anymore. :cry:

    Maybe tonight, if I keep him drinking and plant some ideas in his head. :laugh: Cheers, y'all!
  • foxfire9372
    foxfire9372 Posts: 184 Member
    It's hard to cuddle afterwards in the shower, water is always cold. Nighty night nookie, always (if we didn't wake the kids up), everything else, depends on the mood. Give me a hard man in a hot uniform!! Eyes, hands and chest and a super sweet sexy voice.
  • KrisKabob
    KrisKabob Posts: 1,250 Member
    My husband and I still have a good and fun sex life... but man sometimes I miss the days when we were dating. Especially when we were on and off again. He never slams me up against a wall and just takes me anymore. :cry:

    Maybe tonight, if I keep him drinking and plant some ideas in his head. :laugh: Cheers, y'all!
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    Dangggg, the things that happen when I'm away! HAHAHAHA!

    I like a great smile, cute butt and nice eyes. :)
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    Well, it begs to be told that I managed to marry the one woman in the world that didn't think that my qualities were all that. I used to feel like I was relatively special, a unique man in an army of guys...but she took every bit of pride in those qualities away.

    After my divorce, I tried to be a regular guy....but I hated it....I couldn't live with myself, so I just decided that if nice guys finish last, I will just have to learn to be happy being last.

    I am finally happy to be last again.

    Ya'll give me so much joy and confidence. You are all amazing human beings. I am so blessed.

    :heart:

    -J

    J,

    Definitely just be yourself because you are a very special person and you deserve to be VERY happy!! I wish that for you SO much bro! As hard as it seems at the time, things do happen for a reason.

    :heart:
    Tam
  • Healthier_Me
    Healthier_Me Posts: 5,600 Member
    Well, it begs to be told that I managed to marry the one woman in the world that didn't think that my qualities were all that. I used to feel like I was relatively special, a unique man in an army of guys...but she took every bit of pride in those qualities away.

    After my divorce, I tried to be a regular guy....but I hated it....I couldn't live with myself, so I just decided that if nice guys finish last, I will just have to learn to be happy being last.

    I am finally happy to be last again.

    Ya'll give me so much joy and confidence. You are all amazing human beings. I am so blessed.

    :heart:

    -J

    J,

    Definitely just be yourself because you are a very special person and you deserve to be VERY happy!! I wish that for you SO much bro! As hard as it seems at the time, things do happen for a reason.

    :heart:
    Tam
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  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member
    Wow, Sarge. I haven't been on here in awhile so I'm not sure I know you, but you sound like an absolute sweetheart! I wish ya the best and always know....good women are also hard to come by, as are men. That's why I realized I should drop my girlfiends and get a dog. So I did and life is dandy.:happy:


    ALL HAIL THE GOLDEN RETRIEVER!!!
  • sgtinvincible
    sgtinvincible Posts: 2,559
    Wow, Sarge. I haven't been on here in awhile so I'm not sure I know you, but you sound like an absolute sweetheart! I wish ya the best and always know....good women are also hard to come by, as are men. That's why I realized I should drop my girlfiends and get a dog. So I did and life is dandy.:happy:


    ALL HAIL THE GOLDEN RETRIEVER!!!

    Haha, and that is why I own two pugs. :wink: :laugh:
  • priyawiya
    priyawiya Posts: 6
    I love a nice butt! My husband strolls around the house in his boxers all day. Tall, with broad shoulders, nice hands, warm eyes, cute smile, and everything else is a plus!!!!

    I think I married my sweet heart. He loves to cuddle after sex and fall asleep. Well, actually he loves to cuddle all the time.
  • tlitzner
    tlitzner Posts: 124
    Tall, not too muscular, not skinny, with strong forearms that laughs at my jokes. Good thing I married him!
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