Intercorse bruns calories toO!
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My husband and I actually had a convo about how Sex should be on here! Honestly don't you feel like you've worked out afterwards?! Plus it's fun and get real most couples have sex!!!!0
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How do you log 30 seconds?0
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Hahhaha this thread is cracking me up. Ya per hour??? who are we kidding.
I read it before and realized it's not really worth logging, I'll just feel better about the the bonus, and stress relief. Funny thread though.
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I looked it up too...
i just looked and yours said for a whole hour...haha we were actually in the same range..so yeah...0 -
How do you log 30 seconds?
In a rodeo you get a belt buckle for 9 seconds.
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How do you log 30 seconds?
In a rodeo you get a belt buckle for 9 seconds.
:bigsmile:
I laughed so hard I about woke my kids up! Too funny!0 -
How do you log 30 seconds?
In a rodeo you get a belt buckle for 9 seconds.
:bigsmile:
Guess I better go out and buy me a hat.0 -
you would think it depends on how big you and your significant other is too, right? I cant see 2 skinnies burning the same calories as 2 "not so skinnies"0
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Haha! should have had the HRM on last night
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Haha! should have had the HRM on last night
I have not needed my HRM allllllllll year.0 -
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They could call it "Horizontal Tango - medium" or something. Ahaha.0 -
How do you log 30 seconds?
In a rodeo you get a belt buckle for 9 seconds.
:bigsmile:
Guess I better go out and buy me a hat.
I guess you get the whole belt then.
(cool ticker BTW).0 -
ok eeewww! Sperm has calories Who'd of thunk!!! There is a good excuse ladies!!!Honey I can't it has too many calories it will put me over my intake!! Wonder if it'll work! ROFLMAO
It's only around 7-14 calories depending on the amount, but good luck with trying to use that to get out of it. I give you an A for effort. LOL
I have this as an app on my iPhone and I tried searching using varying terminology and couldn't find intercourse on there anywhere. I thought it was odd as it is a natural thing. Odd.
LOL, Hey can't blam a girl for trying!! LMAO0 -
ok eeewww! Sperm has calories Who'd of thunk!!! There is a good excuse ladies!!!Honey I can't it has too many calories it will put me over my intake!! Wonder if it'll work! ROFLMAO
Too funny... "wait, honey, I have to log everything... was that 3 or 4 tablespoons, you think?"
I know can you imagine the looks! LMAO Baby not tonight I am way to close to my calorie intake and will just throw me over. LOL0 -
How do you log 30 seconds?
In a rodeo you get a belt buckle for 9 seconds.
:bigsmile:
OMG I about fell off my chair laughing!!! Well if we go that route, my ex should get lets see....4 belt buckles!!!0 -
This thread is too funny, especially since I searched the database for it yesterday! I haven't started a workout routine and figured I'd try to get credit for something :P0
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How can it have 35 cals per ejaculate if all it has is 0.1g of fat??0
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So I would have to have sex like 60 times to burn 300 calories...hardly seems worth it :-)
I had to read this a couple of times before I "got it" and now I'm CRACKING UP LAUGHING! You are so bad!
That said, I've shared the information with my husband and we've both agreed that this is doable. :bigsmile: I think we'll go for total time over course of the day!0 -
http://www.c4vct.com/kym/humor/csex.htm
Answers all your questions about calorie burning during sex: warning - may make you lol!!0 -
http://www.c4vct.com/kym/humor/csex.htm
Answers all your questions about calorie burning during sex: warning - may make you lol!!
:bigsmile: Hysterical! :laugh: :drinker:0 -
"Rear of a Honda Civic" hahahaha! That link is too funny!
I must admit, I was tempted to log the minutes of, ahem, exercise the other night!!0 -
So I would have to have sex like 60 times to burn 300 calories...hardly seems worth it :-)
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: love it!0 -
an hour, lol0
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ok eeewww! Sperm has calories Who'd of thunk!!! There is a good excuse ladies!!!Honey I can't it has too many calories it will put me over my intake!! Wonder if it'll work! ROFLMAO
:blushing: Ummmm... I have said that and I really was not joking. No wonder he hates my healthy living goals! Sorry but he didn't take the darn trash out so why the hell should I swallow 30 cals for him! Not gonna happen dude! But I'll burn 75 calories any night of the week!0 -
I just found the threads and decided to read this one. I am SO glad I did. Had a difficult day at work and was ROTFL at the replies here.
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Guess it was fitting to read this thread on 'hump' day
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This post is amazing! I've been looking for a way to log sex since I started MFP. :-)
In response to the posts wondering about the calories in sperm:
I took a Human Sexuality course in college and I was told that there's a considerable amount of some sugary substance in ejaculate. It provides the energy that the little dudes need to make it to their destination. Maybe that's where the cals come from?0 -
OMG I was wondering about that too! This post is hillarious! I wonder how many calories I burned laughing for the last 10 minutes!0
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Its not the sex, Its the Fore-PLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY where you loose / burn the most !!!!0
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Sugary?? That should be salty surely?? Lol0
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Its not the sex, Its the Fore-PLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY where you loose / burn the most !!!!
Yep! Swingin' from chandeliers, baaaybeee!
Maybe we could all put together some foreplay/exercise suggestions for a book entitled "Sexercise!" LOL! :bigsmile: :bigsmile:0
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