Just Curious: Ninja vs Pirate

Kityngirl

This is actually one of those tougher questions for me. The cool, calm, trained deadliness of the ninja is how I see my self in the Pastry Kitchen. But the loud, hot, blade wielding deviant was how I saw myself on the hot kitchen. So, I guess I'm a ninja who used to be a pirate. They both carry blades so, that's really all I care about :devil:

Well put. :laugh: Personally I tend to land on the side of ninja more often than not....but it's a ninja with a drunk, cursing pirate lurking in the shadows waiting to plunder.....

lilRicki

Ninja...all the way...at least they take baths, and they aren't loud and obnoxious lol

cardbucfan

I wish I was a ninja, but I'm actually married to a pirate! In Tampa, we have a pirate invasion every year (January 29 this year to be exact) and the pirates hop on a ship, sail up Tampa bay to downtown, demand the keys to the city from the mayor then have a victory parade down the Bayshore (it's our la-di-da boulevard with mansions all along the bay-gorgeous). There is mass drinking, bead throwing and all sorts of things young children shouldn't be exposed to but it's a lot of fun! So, all you pirates, come on down to Florida in 2 weeks and join the fun.

Laceylala

Pirate. In fact I have a jack russell terrior named "Black Lip Bart."

I also have an italian greyhound named Vinny One Nut (he HAD to have a mob name, and I'm sure you can guess at his name), but that is beside the point.

So maybe I'm a mobster pirate. Plundering with a billygun.

laughingdani

aaddaammggoolleeaaffss

I had this talk with a friend a few months ago haha, she was all ninja but I am definitely pirate!!!!!

stillnikki

I'm a NIIIIN-JUH! No doubt about that!

sarah44254

Ninja, how is this still a debate? Ninjas are far superior.

amelia_atlantic

Haha I love this! "Just curious"!

I would say Ninja because their skills are perfected from discipline! C'mon, ever see KILL BILL?! AMAZING.

Pirates are badasses that drink, steal and fight...which is cool too but doesn't take any practice.

nursevee

I'm TOTALLY a Pirate. If Ninja's left their shirts open a little more often I might change my mind! LMAO

laughingdani

I'm TOTALLY a Pirate. If Ninja's left their shirts open a little more often I might change my mind! LMAO

I'm with ya Vee!!
Have you seen what girl pirates wear?! :bigsmile:

nursevee

I'm TOTALLY a Pirate. If Ninja's left their shirts open a little more often I might change my mind! LMAO

I'm with ya Vee!!
Have you seen what girl pirates wear?! :bigsmile:

Oooooohhhh yeah boobie boosters, wench skirts, lacy things... Schmexy!

annadilynn

pirates!

binary_jester

Being asian, I have to go with

OGFleabag

I am a Ninja all the way.

Pirates, I picture rotten, black death, cesspool mouth with a snaggle here and there for teeth. ugh.

UpToAnyCool

cesspool mouth with a snaggle here and there for teeth. ugh.

:laugh: while i spent my youth wishing to a be ninja, i just recently have accepted that i am pirate to the core.
for the record, i have most of my teeth. :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile:

OGFleabag

I accept that you are a pirate Loops, and still love you tremendously despite that fact. I appreciate that you do not have lagoon teeth. :flowerforyou:

Tomhusker

Pirate. I wanted to be a ninja but I realize that in the black ninja costume I would look like a giant period looking for a giant sentence to end.

chrissym78

Ninja. Pirates smell wierd and eat nasty food that's been on a nasty boat. And my 10 year old just told me I rock the butt-whoopins like a ninja, ROFL!!!

feetypajamas

Pirate. Pirate all the way.

We have this battle going on at another forum I practically LIVE on. bodymod.org.

Although... some debate that Zombies would overtake all in the long run.

MiloBloom83

Although i look good in black, i have to go pirate for two reasons. Rum and wenches!:drinker:

frubjious

Pirate! Ya haaaar! Always always pirate!

hungrymarathongirl

Seriously, Ninja. I don't understand why this is even a question, let alone why there are so many people landing on the side of pirate. Pirates are a gaggle or rebellious renegades, cool sure. But Ninjas are a controlled, highly trained and skilled fighters who have committed their lives to becoming lethal.

Well said!! I'm with you on this one

FlashBang

Haven't you people seen Raiders of the Lost Ark? "Shoot Him!" Pirates win every time, they've got the better gadgets! If your gonna be a Ninja, steer clear of the Pirates.

binary_jester

Haven't you people seen Raiders of the Lost Ark? "Shoot Him!" Pirates win every time, they've got the better gadgets! If your gonna be a Ninja, steer clear of the Pirates.

Ninja have shuriken and flint locks were very unreliable.

feetypajamas

Ninjas may be able to sneak up on all the pirates, who've had way too much rum, but dangit, Pirate outfits are so much more FUN!

meggonkgonk

Ninjas may be able to sneak up on all the pirates, who've had way too much rum, but dangit, Pirate outfits are so much more FUN!

But Ninjas wear black- slimming :laugh:

mommared53

I'd have to go with pirate. Pirates of the Caribbean! I know I'm way too old for that boy, but I think Johnny Depp is one sexy pirate. :laugh:

MiloBloom83

Don't forget, pirates have plunder! And a very cool language. And their very own day, September 20th, "Talk Like a Pirate Day"

feetypajamas

I thought it was the 19th?

Regardless, they have their own DAY. So HAH. LOL

I'm also way too clumsy to be a ninja. Stealth is not in my vocabulary. Stumble in and swipe the rum suits me just fine.