Gun Show

fatsis
fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
edited September 18 in Health and Weight Loss
Get your tickets 4 the gun show.:noway: :noway:
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  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
    Get your tickets 4 the gun show.:noway: :noway:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    {{waving $1 bill}} Over here, sweet cheeks!!! happy107.gif
  • KrisKabob
    KrisKabob Posts: 1,250 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: That's great Fatsis...

    My husband always says... "Kristi, did you see that bunny?" *pointing in some direction*

    I'm like "NO...what bunny?"

    He flexes his arm then says "The one my snake just ate!!!"

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    The first time he did it I almost died laughing... now... not so much.:embarassed:

    Haha!!! You two would get along great!!! :bigsmile:
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
    {{waving $1 bill}} Over here, sweet cheeks!!! happy107.gif

    :laugh: :laugh:
  • ali106
    ali106 Posts: 3,754 Member
    please stop calling your arms "GUNS" Mr. Burgandy!


    OMG...hawt and funny....mrs. fatsis is one lucky lady (you snooze you lose J!):laugh:
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: That's great Fatsis...

    My husband always says... "Kristi, did you see that bunny?" *pointing in some direction*

    I'm like "NO...what bunny?"

    He flexes his arm then says "The one my snake just ate!!!"

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    The first time he did it I almost died laughing... now... not so much.:embarassed:

    Haha!!! You two would get along great!!! :bigsmile:

    How bout this one...

    Do U know a good Vetenarian.

    Because these puppies *double bicep pose* R sick.

    I cant wait to use the bunny one though.

    When ever my girls touch my arm. I say dont touch the guns. They think it is hilarious as wifey rolls her eyes. She wants me.
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: That's great Fatsis...

    My husband always says... "Kristi, did you see that bunny?" *pointing in some direction*

    I'm like "NO...what bunny?"

    He flexes his arm then says "The one my snake just ate!!!"

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    The first time he did it I almost died laughing... now... not so much.:embarassed:

    Haha!!! You two would get along great!!! :bigsmile:

    How bout this one...

    Do U know a good Vetenarian.

    Because these puppies *double bicep pose* R sick.

    I cant wait to use the bunny one though.

    When ever my girls touch my arm. I say dont touch the guns. They think it is hilarious as wifey rolls her eyes. She wants me.

    My son has a T-Shirt that says the vetenarian one!! LOL! So funny, this 18 month old walking around with it..even has a pic of a boy flexing!!
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
    My lifting partner goes around saying "do U have any tape....I'm ripped"
  • KrisKabob
    KrisKabob Posts: 1,250 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: That's great Fatsis...

    My husband always says... "Kristi, did you see that bunny?" *pointing in some direction*

    I'm like "NO...what bunny?"

    He flexes his arm then says "The one my snake just ate!!!"

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    The first time he did it I almost died laughing... now... not so much.:embarassed:

    Haha!!! You two would get along great!!! :bigsmile:


    How bout this one...

    Do U know a good Vetenarian.

    Because these puppies *double bicep pose* R sick.

    I cant wait to use the bunny one though.

    When ever my girls touch my arm. I say dont touch the guns. They think it is hilarious as wifey rolls her eyes. She wants me.

    :laugh: :laugh: Never heard the vet one!!! Haha!!!

    Be sure when you use the bunny one that you really act surprised when you say "Hey! Did you see that BUNNY!?!?!?!?!!?" Haha!!! It always gets people... they're like "WHERE!?!?!? WHERE!?!?!" Haha!! My husband always gets a kick out of it!!!
  • KrisKabob
    KrisKabob Posts: 1,250 Member
    My lifting partner goes around saying "do U have any tape....I'm ripped"
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I will HAVE to tell me husband that one!!! I'm so serious... you two would be best buds!!! Hahaha!!!!
  • KrisKabob
    KrisKabob Posts: 1,250 Member
    Have you ever heard of Stone Mountain, Georgia??? Well, they have "Laser Shows" there... on the side of the mountain.

    A few times (until it got old) my husband would ask people "Hey did you here that they're moving the laser show???? *Pause* To this mountain!!!!! *Flexes arm*"

    HE'S SUCH A GOOF!!!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
    Have you ever heard of Stone Mountain, Georgia??? Well, they have "Laser Shows" there... on the side of the mountain.

    A few times (until it got old) my husband would ask people "Hey did you here that they're moving the laser show???? *Pause* To this mountain!!!!! *Flexes arm*"

    HE'S SUCH A GOOF!!!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    we pretty much never grow up nor will we. U still loves us though.:laugh: :laugh:
  • KrisKabob
    KrisKabob Posts: 1,250 Member
    You're not kidding!!! haha!!!

    BUT I do still love ya'll!!! AND for some reason I always laugh!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    That must be why he continues to do silly things!!!:bigsmile:
  • sgtinvincible
    sgtinvincible Posts: 2,559
    I almost got arrested today....

    why?


    For carrying around a six pack and 2 huge guns! *FLEX!!!*



    :laugh:
  • sgtinvincible
    sgtinvincible Posts: 2,559
    Haha, another good one is anytime someone asks where something is, flex it up, and point your finger at it like 'The beach is.....*THAT* way!'
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
    Did U notice I only showed the right arm. I guess I should have been wearing my glasses too.
    TMI eh:frown:
  • KrisKabob
    KrisKabob Posts: 1,250 Member
    Did U notice I only showed the right arm. I guess I should have been wearing my glasses too.
    TMI eh:frown:

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: You're crazy!
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
    Did U notice I only showed the right arm. I guess I should have been wearing my glasses too.
    TMI eh:frown:

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: You're crazy!

    Yea somewhere out there is a straightjacket with my name on it. XL please.:laugh:
  • 2Shoes
    2Shoes Posts: 396
    I just bought my tickets........what other kind of show you got??? :blushing:
  • sgtinvincible
    sgtinvincible Posts: 2,559
    I just bought my tickets........what other kind of show you got??? :blushing:


    Freak show? (He's the bearded lady) :laugh:
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
    I just bought my tickets........what other kind of show you got??? :blushing:

    Your interest has left me speechless.
    *begins to :bigsmile: and stick chest out proudly*
    Thank you.:blushing:
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
    I just bought my tickets........what other kind of show you got??? :blushing:


    Freak show? (He's the bearded lady) :laugh:

    I am whatever U want me to B today. I love role playing.




    I just creeped myself out:noway: :noway: :noway: :noway: :noway:
  • KrisKabob
    KrisKabob Posts: 1,250 Member
    I just bought my tickets........what other kind of show you got??? :blushing:


    Freak show? (He's the bearded lady) :laugh:

    I am whatever U want me to B today. I love role playing.




    I just creeped myself out:noway: :noway: :noway: :noway: :noway:

    Yeah, I'm a little creeped out too, Fatsis!! haha!!! :laugh: Ya' sicko!!! :bigsmile:
  • sgtinvincible
    sgtinvincible Posts: 2,559
    I just bought my tickets........what other kind of show you got??? :blushing:


    Freak show? (He's the bearded lady) :laugh:

    I am whatever U want me to B today. I love role playing.




    I just creeped myself out:noway: :noway: :noway: :noway: :noway:

    Yeah, I'm a little creeped out too, Fatsis!! haha!!! :laugh: Ya' sicko!!! :bigsmile:


    :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:
  • KrisKabob
    KrisKabob Posts: 1,250 Member
    Why are you sad, Sarge??? Do you feel violated??? Heehee! :bigsmile:
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
    I just bought my tickets........what other kind of show you got??? :blushing:


    Freak show? (He's the bearded lady) :laugh:

    I am whatever U want me to B today. I love role playing.




    I just creeped myself out:noway: :noway: :noway: :noway: :noway:

    Yeah, I'm a little creeped out too, Fatsis!! haha!!! :laugh: Ya' sicko!!! :bigsmile:


    :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:

    *hugs Sarge while patting on back, says "there,there now", looks at his butt, and then continues consoling*
  • GravyGurl
    GravyGurl Posts: 1,070
    Did U notice I only showed the right arm. I guess I should have been wearing my glasses too.
    TMI eh:frown:


    I was going to ask why you only showed one arm... I just thought it might be because of this...

    TheDangersofMasterbation.jpg
  • sgtinvincible
    sgtinvincible Posts: 2,559
    I just bought my tickets........what other kind of show you got??? :blushing:


    Freak show? (He's the bearded lady) :laugh:

    I am whatever U want me to B today. I love role playing.




    I just creeped myself out:noway: :noway: :noway: :noway: :noway:

    Yeah, I'm a little creeped out too, Fatsis!! haha!!! :laugh: Ya' sicko!!! :bigsmile:


    :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:

    *hugs Sarge while patting on back, says "there,there now", looks at his butt, and then continues consoling*


    How can something so right.....feel *so* wrong???
  • KrisKabob
    KrisKabob Posts: 1,250 Member
    I just bought my tickets........what other kind of show you got??? :blushing:


    Freak show? (He's the bearded lady) :laugh:

    I am whatever U want me to B today. I love role playing.




    I just creeped myself out:noway: :noway: :noway: :noway: :noway:

    Yeah, I'm a little creeped out too, Fatsis!! haha!!! :laugh: Ya' sicko!!! :bigsmile:


    :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:

    *hugs Sarge while patting on back, says "there,there now", looks at his butt, and then continues consoling*

    Whoa, Whoa, Whoa!!!! Fatsis... I have no words... :sad:
  • KrisKabob
    KrisKabob Posts: 1,250 Member
    Did U notice I only showed the right arm. I guess I should have been wearing my glasses too.
    TMI eh:frown:


    I was going to ask why you only showed one arm... I just thought it might be because of this...

    TheDangersofMasterbation.jpg

    GRAVY!!! Hahaaaaa!!!! That's awesome!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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