Gun Show

fatsis

Did U notice I only showed the right arm. I guess I should have been wearing my glasses too.
TMI eh:frown:

I was going to ask why you only showed one arm... I just thought it might be because of this...

I just freaking choked on my water. That was awesome.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

KrisKabob

Speaking of "lines" Fatsis... my husband will also do this:

Me: "I'm hungry! Not sure what I want though..." :huh:

My Hub: "How 'bout some Italian sausage???" (*ahem* He's Italian) :noway:

Once again... WHAT A SICKO!!! HAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

GravyGurl

:laugh: :laugh: I just couldn't resist that one!! You left it so open! And I know ur a good sport that way :bigsmile:

2Shoes

I just bought my tickets........what other kind of show you got??? :blushing:

Your interest has left me speechless.
*begins to :bigsmile: and stick chest out proudly*
Thank you.:blushing:

YOU speechless........ Oh my!! :bigsmile:

2Shoes

Speaking of "lines" Fatsis... my husband will also do this:

Me: "I'm hungry! Not sure what I want though..." :huh:

My Hub: "How 'bout some Italian sausage???" (*ahem* He's Italian) :noway:

Once again... WHAT A SICKO!!! HAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

LMAO.........your husband sounds hilarious. He reminds me of my brother. My brother says stuff like "....with my cat-like reflexes" :laugh: Goofy (he/we are Italian too)

fatsis

Speaking of "lines" Fatsis... my husband will also do this:

Me: "I'm hungry! Not sure what I want though..." :huh:

My Hub: "How 'bout some Italian sausage???" (*ahem* He's Italian) :noway:

Once again... WHAT A SICKO!!! HAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

So what happens next.

chiefiron

I miss all the good topics being 8 hours ahead of the East coast and asleep when you all really get going.

fatsis

:laugh: :laugh: I just couldn't resist that one!! You left it so open! And I know ur a good sport that way :bigsmile:

I will take any attention I can get from women.

sgtinvincible

My favorite is (if talking to a cute 1/4 sioux indian girl....no one in particular, especially not anyone on this site....:indifferent: )

Me: 'So...what's your ancestory? You look like you might have some english, maybe some native american....Do you have any welsh or scottish in you?''

Her: 'I'm not sure...'

Me: 'Well, would you like some?'

AAHAHAHAHAH!!!

(Hmmmm...that might have been a little too far....)

GravyGurl

:laugh: :laugh: I just couldn't resist that one!! You left it so open! And I know ur a good sport that way :bigsmile:

I will take any attention I can get from women.

Negative or otherwise huh? :laugh: I was snickering over here in my corner at work trying not to bust out laffin while I was typing that.

fatsis

My favorite is (if talking to a cute 1/4 sioux indian girl....no one in particular, especially not anyone on this site....:indifferent: )

Me: 'So...what's your ancestory? You look like you might have some english, maybe some native american....Do you have any welsh or scottish in you?''

Her: 'I'm not sure...'

Me: 'Well, would you like some?'

AAHAHAHAHAH!!!

(Hmmmm...that might have been a little too far....)

So that was just a line. U insensitive beast.:grumble:

KrisKabob

Speaking of "lines" Fatsis... my husband will also do this:

Me: "I'm hungry! Not sure what I want though..." :huh:

My Hub: "How 'bout some Italian sausage???" (*ahem* He's Italian) :noway:

Once again... WHAT A SICKO!!! HAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

LMAO.........your husband sounds hilarious. He reminds me of my brother. My brother says stuff like "....with my cat-like reflexes" :laugh: Goofy (he/we are Italian too)

LMAO... that is SO my husband... he will also say things like "Cause I'm quick like a ninja, baby".

HAhahaaaa!!!

KrisKabob

Speaking of "lines" Fatsis... my husband will also do this:

Me: "I'm hungry! Not sure what I want though..." :huh:

My Hub: "How 'bout some Italian sausage???" (*ahem* He's Italian) :noway:

Once again... WHAT A SICKO!!! HAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

So what happens next.

I just role my eyes... (I want him) hahahaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LonelyPilgrim

Can I just say that this is not appropriate talk for a weight-loss site?




:smokin:

My boyfriend has hit me with a couple of really good "that's what she said"s

but for the most part he doesn't have a phrase... I'm missing out!

although I have heard (sooooo many times) that he's in better shape than most guys half his age

(which is probably true)

and when I call him "skiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiny" he's quick to correct me, that "for a runner, I'm actually kind of big...

but yes, he has a six pack..or 8 pack? there's so many damn muscles there.... and he has the jesus lines. mmmmmmmmmm ripped like jesus