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  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
    Did U notice I only showed the right arm. I guess I should have been wearing my glasses too.
    TMI eh:frown:


    I was going to ask why you only showed one arm... I just thought it might be because of this...

    TheDangersofMasterbation.jpg

    I just freaking choked on my water. That was awesome.
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • KrisKabob
    KrisKabob Posts: 1,250 Member
    Speaking of "lines" Fatsis... my husband will also do this:

    Me: "I'm hungry! Not sure what I want though..." :huh:

    My Hub: "How 'bout some Italian sausage???" (*ahem* He's Italian) :noway:

    Once again... WHAT A SICKO!!! HAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • GravyGurl
    GravyGurl Posts: 1,070
    :laugh: :laugh: I just couldn't resist that one!! You left it so open! And I know ur a good sport that way :bigsmile:
  • 2Shoes
    2Shoes Posts: 396
    I just bought my tickets........what other kind of show you got??? :blushing:

    Your interest has left me speechless.
    *begins to :bigsmile: and stick chest out proudly*
    Thank you.:blushing:


    YOU speechless........ Oh my!! :bigsmile:
  • 2Shoes
    2Shoes Posts: 396
    Speaking of "lines" Fatsis... my husband will also do this:

    Me: "I'm hungry! Not sure what I want though..." :huh:

    My Hub: "How 'bout some Italian sausage???" (*ahem* He's Italian) :noway:

    Once again... WHAT A SICKO!!! HAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


    LMAO.........your husband sounds hilarious. He reminds me of my brother. My brother says stuff like "....with my cat-like reflexes" :laugh: Goofy (he/we are Italian too)
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
    Speaking of "lines" Fatsis... my husband will also do this:

    Me: "I'm hungry! Not sure what I want though..." :huh:

    My Hub: "How 'bout some Italian sausage???" (*ahem* He's Italian) :noway:

    Once again... WHAT A SICKO!!! HAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    So what happens next.
  • chiefiron
    chiefiron Posts: 305 Member
    I miss all the good topics being 8 hours ahead of the East coast and asleep when you all really get going.
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: I just couldn't resist that one!! You left it so open! And I know ur a good sport that way :bigsmile:

    I will take any attention I can get from women.
  • sgtinvincible
    sgtinvincible Posts: 2,559
    My favorite is (if talking to a cute 1/4 sioux indian girl....no one in particular, especially not anyone on this site....:indifferent: )

    Me: 'So...what's your ancestory? You look like you might have some english, maybe some native american....Do you have any welsh or scottish in you?''

    Her: 'I'm not sure...'

    Me: 'Well, would you like some?'

    AAHAHAHAHAH!!!

    (Hmmmm...that might have been a little too far....)
  • GravyGurl
    GravyGurl Posts: 1,070
    :laugh: :laugh: I just couldn't resist that one!! You left it so open! And I know ur a good sport that way :bigsmile:

    I will take any attention I can get from women.

    Negative or otherwise huh? :laugh: I was snickering over here in my corner at work trying not to bust out laffin while I was typing that.
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
    My favorite is (if talking to a cute 1/4 sioux indian girl....no one in particular, especially not anyone on this site....:indifferent: )

    Me: 'So...what's your ancestory? You look like you might have some english, maybe some native american....Do you have any welsh or scottish in you?''

    Her: 'I'm not sure...'

    Me: 'Well, would you like some?'

    AAHAHAHAHAH!!!

    (Hmmmm...that might have been a little too far....)

    So that was just a line. U insensitive beast.:grumble:
  • KrisKabob
    KrisKabob Posts: 1,250 Member
    Speaking of "lines" Fatsis... my husband will also do this:

    Me: "I'm hungry! Not sure what I want though..." :huh:

    My Hub: "How 'bout some Italian sausage???" (*ahem* He's Italian) :noway:

    Once again... WHAT A SICKO!!! HAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


    LMAO.........your husband sounds hilarious. He reminds me of my brother. My brother says stuff like "....with my cat-like reflexes" :laugh: Goofy (he/we are Italian too)

    LMAO... that is SO my husband... he will also say things like "Cause I'm quick like a ninja, baby".

    HAhahaaaa!!!
  • KrisKabob
    KrisKabob Posts: 1,250 Member
    Speaking of "lines" Fatsis... my husband will also do this:

    Me: "I'm hungry! Not sure what I want though..." :huh:

    My Hub: "How 'bout some Italian sausage???" (*ahem* He's Italian) :noway:

    Once again... WHAT A SICKO!!! HAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    So what happens next.

    I just role my eyes... (I want him) hahahaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • LonelyPilgrim
    LonelyPilgrim Posts: 255 Member
    Can I just say that this is not appropriate talk for a weight-loss site?

    :tongue:


    :smokin:

    My boyfriend has hit me with a couple of really good "that's what she said"s

    but for the most part he doesn't have a phrase... I'm missing out!

    although I have heard (sooooo many times) that he's in better shape than most guys half his age

    (which is probably true)

    and when I call him "skiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiny" he's quick to correct me, that "for a runner, I'm actually kind of big...

    but yes, he has a six pack..or 8 pack? there's so many damn muscles there.... and he has the jesus lines. mmmmmmmmmm ripped like jesus
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