FATSIS!

pmkelly409
pmkelly409 Posts: 1,646 Member
edited September 18 in Health and Weight Loss
Check your messages....
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  • pmkelly409
    pmkelly409 Posts: 1,646 Member
    Check your messages....
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Check your messages....

    Back off, sister!! He's my pretend, internet bf!!

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    :laugh:
  • Healthier_Me
    Healthier_Me Posts: 5,600 Member
    LMAO!!!:laugh:

    Nuh Uh.. He's mine!!!:angry:
  • pmkelly409
    pmkelly409 Posts: 1,646 Member
    Hey! if you can't handle the heat get out of the kitchen!!


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  • Healthier_Me
    Healthier_Me Posts: 5,600 Member
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  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Em!!

    We need some more photoshopping!!! :laugh:

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  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
    Ladies there is enough of me 2 go around. That is why I am on MFP :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:

    She was just clearing up a .. uh.. a ..explained ...uh....can I still B in the Gutter Gang?:cry:

    *turns in man card and removes testicles and places them on the counter also*
  • BigCityKittyz
    BigCityKittyz Posts: 378
    OooooOOOOoooooOOOoh! Bring it ---Sistahs.....He's my "RAMBO"....and believe me....I can COOK in the kitchen...and anywhere else.... :bigsmile:
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
    Check your messages....

    Back off, sister!! He's my pretend, internet bf!!

    flying-cat-fight.jpg

    :laugh:

    Pretend. This is truly a dark day.
    1) dont get perverted joke
    2) actual belive a woman is interested in me
    3) sarge leaves me 4 a Manda

    :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
    OooooOOOOoooooOOOoh! Bring it ---Sistahs.....He's my "RAMBO"....and believe me....I can COOK in the kitchen...and anywhere else.... :bigsmile:

    Eat your heart out TY:bigsmile: :bigsmile:
  • Healthier_Me
    Healthier_Me Posts: 5,600 Member
    *sits in the corner twiddling her thumbs*:ohwell:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    OooooOOOOoooooOOOoh! Bring it ---Sistahs.....He's my "RAMBO"....and believe me....I can COOK in the kitchen...and anywhere else.... :bigsmile:

    Eat your heart out TY:bigsmile: :bigsmile:

    Who luvs ya, baby?? flirtysmile1.gif
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
    OooooOOOOoooooOOOoh! Bring it ---Sistahs.....He's my "RAMBO"....and believe me....I can COOK in the kitchen...and anywhere else.... :bigsmile:

    Eat your heart out TY:bigsmile: :bigsmile:

    Who luvs ya, baby?? flirtysmile1.gif

    U pretend 2. :laugh: :laugh:
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
    Em!!

    We need some more photoshopping!!! :laugh:

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    Could U C me doing those situps he did. I no sooner get hooked up and bam the whole thing would fall to the ground.

    I'm just a Gigilo
    and everywhere I go
    People know the part I m playing
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Em!!

    We need some more photoshopping!!! :laugh:

    B00004SPYK.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

    Could U C me doing those situps he did. I no sooner get hooked up and bam the whole thing would fall to the ground.

    I'm just a Gigilo
    and everywhere I go
    People know the part I m playing

    Actually...I've never seen the movie. :embarassed:


    Shannon
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  • BigCityKittyz
    BigCityKittyz Posts: 378
    OooooOOOOoooooOOOoh! Bring it ---Sistahs.....He's my "RAMBO"....and believe me....I can COOK in the kitchen...and anywhere else.... :bigsmile:

    Eat your heart out TY:bigsmile: :bigsmile:

    Who luvs ya, baby?? flirtysmile1.gif

    U pretend 2. :laugh: :laugh:


    Oooo....there....there.....we've all been deceived at one time or another....let mama make you a nice southwest CHICKEN....din-din....

    You want BREAST or Thighs.....in a yummy CREAMY....bourbon ...butter sauce.....:heart:
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
    OooooOOOOoooooOOOoh! Bring it ---Sistahs.....He's my "RAMBO"....and believe me....I can COOK in the kitchen...and anywhere else.... :bigsmile:

    Eat your heart out TY:bigsmile: :bigsmile:

    Who luvs ya, baby?? flirtysmile1.gif

    U pretend 2. :laugh: :laugh:


    Oooo....there....there.....we've all been deceived at one time or another....let mama make you a nice southwest CHICKEN....din-din....

    You want BREAST or Thighs.....in a yummy CREAMY....bourbon ...butter sauce.....:heart:

    :blushing: :blushing: :love: :love: :heart: :heart:
  • BigCityKittyz
    BigCityKittyz Posts: 378
    I know....I know.....this is getting Gutter-licious.....but where's everyone else....
    they like....vamooosed! :tongue:
  • Healthier_Me
    Healthier_Me Posts: 5,600 Member
    Well, we know where J & Manda are.
    Tami is out with her son & MIL by now.
    Ali is... dunno.
  • BigCityKittyz
    BigCityKittyz Posts: 378
    Oh WELL....it was a nice "Quickie".... :smokin:
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
    Oh WELL....it was a nice "Quickie".... :smokin:

    Thanks:smokin: :smokin:
  • pmkelly409
    pmkelly409 Posts: 1,646 Member
    Goodness I leave for a couple of hours and all of the hussies come out to steal my man away - with food - that is dirty playin' ladies!!

    Look girls, I just taught him something very...um....interesting, yes, interesting about the female body...he will be back.....right "Bob"?
  • ali106
    ali106 Posts: 3,754 Member
    *** sneaks in as if I was here all along...****

    Ya!!! what she said!!!:angry:

    lmbo....seriously....fatsis, we only talk to the other dudes here to make you jealous....tee hee....you are the original MACK DADDY!:smokin: :love:

    *thinks to self....why does he only get upset and jealous over Sarge then....hmmmm*:ohwell:
  • jenbar
    jenbar Posts: 1,038 Member
    I'm gone all day and you guys are ALL OVER MY stalker?????
    *fists up!*
    :wink:
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
    I can't wait 2 git rid of another 10lbs and then C what attention I get. U ladies (and I mean that) sure know how 2 make a guy feel good.

    Please keep this thread going:laugh: :laugh:

    My :heart: goes out 2 all of you hawties (I sound like I am running 4 office).

    Have a great day. I will B in and out *snickers* today of MFP. I am soooo busy and MFP has not helped the cause.
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Is this where the line forms for fatsis???? :love:

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    Number 527????? :angry: :grumble:
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
    Is this where the line forms for fatsis???? :love:

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    Number 527????? :angry: :grumble:

    Sweetie, the # is 12, but U R #1 in :heart: . I thought my eyesight was going.

    PS work sux :grumble: :grumble:
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    *walks in.......and flexes her muscles...and shoves everyone aside*

    "I've lost 90 lbs...I have muscles and I can take each and every one of you out!!"..........

    He's MY creepy stalker guy!! ALLL MINE!!! Remember that!!!
  • ali106
    ali106 Posts: 3,754 Member
    *sees Tami's muscles and svelte shape and decides to leave quickly as this could get ugly*...shannon..you're own your own girl!:ohwell:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    *sees Tami's muscles and svelte shape and decides to leave quickly as this could get ugly*...shannon..you're own your own girl!:ohwell:

    She may be younger, prettier & in better shape, but I've got.....I have......unsure.gif

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