best pickup lines.....

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  • Wendi_S
    Wendi_S Posts: 489 Member
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    Jeez,I don`t think anyone has ever tried a pickup line on me.










    :grumble:

    I'll bring the coffee you bring the shovel :wink: :laugh: :smile:
  • Wendi_S
    Wendi_S Posts: 489 Member
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    Boy: Hey
    Girl: Hi
    Boy: Can you do me a favor?
    Girl: huh, I guess
    Boy: Just touch the sleeve of my shirt...
    Girl: hmmmmm......ok
    Boy: You feel it?
    Girl: um..yea
    Boy: Boyfriend Material that!! ;)

    I thought for sure you'd use a gamer pick up line lol
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    Like "fancy coming back to mine for a bit of Black ops.....I've got the new map pack...;) ;)" would EVER work!!! hahaha


    Awesome- I'm going to try that one right now!! LOL
  • Ben2118
    Ben2118 Posts: 571 Member
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    Awesome- I'm going to try that one right now!! LOL

    *facepalm*
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,370 Member
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    Jeez,I don`t think anyone has ever tried a pickup line on me.

    :grumble:

    Thats because you are a man!!

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  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,370 Member
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    Jeez,I don`t think anyone has ever tried a pickup line on me.










    :grumble:

    I'll bring the coffee you bring the shovel :wink: :laugh: :smile:

    :love: :love:
  • IndyRick
    IndyRick Posts: 172
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    Someone actually used a pick up line on my just last week.

    Sadly, it was another dude.

    Not that there's anything wrong with that.
  • Ben2118
    Ben2118 Posts: 571 Member
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    "alright STOP............HAMMER TIME!!!"
  • Wendi_S
    Wendi_S Posts: 489 Member
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    Jeez,I don`t think anyone has ever tried a pickup line on me.










    :grumble:

    I'll bring the coffee you bring the shovel :wink: :laugh: :smile:

    :love: :love:

    Now THAT'S a pick up line!!! lol
  • hmsmike
    hmsmike Posts: 56 Member
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    Nice shoes ... but they would look better eye level!

    Firemans Fav:
    Yea I think I've found ya Hot, and now I will leave ya Wet! ROFLMAO :laugh:
  • Wendi_S
    Wendi_S Posts: 489 Member
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    Yea I think I've found ya Hot, and now I will leave ya Wet! ROFLMAO :laugh:

    REALLY?!?!? :sick:
  • IndyRick
    IndyRick Posts: 172
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    You know.....I was a professional firefighter/medic for 30 years. I used that line...nor did I ever hear one of my buddies use it!
  • FORKDOWN
    FORKDOWN Posts: 1,754
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    "I'm the starting Quarterback for XXXXXX Beauty College."
  • TheMaidOfAstolat
    TheMaidOfAstolat Posts: 3,222 Member
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    If a guy ever wanted a chance with me....the line better involve coffee and a book store, lol.
    I've heard a few that were just plain corny...the "did you fall from Heaven?" or "are your feet sore?" the typical standard bad lines, lol.
  • Jovialation
    Jovialation Posts: 7,632 Member
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    "youre like pizza...even when youre bad youre good!"

    "youre like tv, I could watch you all day...except I dont complain when nothings on!"

    "can you give me a quarter? I have to call my mom and tell her I found the one"
  • brittlynne3579
    brittlynne3579 Posts: 217 Member
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    "youre like pizza...even when youre bad youre good!"

    "youre like tv, I could watch you all day...except I dont complain when nothings on!"

    "can you give me a quarter? I have to call my mom and tell her I found the one"

    I would PUNCH anyone who said ANY of those to me! :laugh:
  • hmsmike
    hmsmike Posts: 56 Member
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    hehehe

    http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m251/hmsmike/prof-find_them_hot_leave_them_wet.jpg
  • Jovialation
    Jovialation Posts: 7,632 Member
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    "youre like pizza...even when youre bad youre good!"

    "youre like tv, I could watch you all day...except I dont complain when nothings on!"

    "can you give me a quarter? I have to call my mom and tell her I found the one"

    I would PUNCH anyone who said ANY of those to me! :laugh:
    usually i would, too...
    but theyre inside jokes with me and a friend haha
  • Ben2118
    Ben2118 Posts: 571 Member
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    I would PUNCH anyone who said ANY of those to me! :laugh:

    haha! We have to be careful with chat up lines in the UK, especially in Yorkshire where I live. girls round here have quite a smooth right hook!!, leaves a mark!! lol

    Seriously though, I am not brave enough (or stupid enough?) to attempt them but have they ever worked anyway?, I mean was it like THAT BAD that it was good!
  • Aperyan83
    Aperyan83 Posts: 69 Member
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    Worst (attmepted) pick up line,"do you date younger guys?". I was 25 at the time (also MARRIED) and he was maybe 19! Haha!!
  • littlelionesslove
    littlelionesslove Posts: 80
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    I used to work at a clothing store...and we had to put in people's phone numbers into the computer at the register. I got a lot of, "Why are you asking me for my number? I'll give it to you if you give me yours!", or "You gonna call me later?" but my favorite pickup line was, "Is todays special, buy one get free number?" I said, "Hold on...let me call my husband and ask him."

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