best pickup lines.....

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  • IndyRick
    IndyRick Posts: 172
    You know.....I was a professional firefighter/medic for 30 years. I used that line...nor did I ever hear one of my buddies use it!
  • FORKDOWN
    FORKDOWN Posts: 1,754
    "I'm the starting Quarterback for XXXXXX Beauty College."
  • TheMaidOfAstolat
    TheMaidOfAstolat Posts: 3,222 Member
    If a guy ever wanted a chance with me....the line better involve coffee and a book store, lol.
    I've heard a few that were just plain corny...the "did you fall from Heaven?" or "are your feet sore?" the typical standard bad lines, lol.
  • Jovialation
    Jovialation Posts: 7,632 Member
    "youre like pizza...even when youre bad youre good!"

    "youre like tv, I could watch you all day...except I dont complain when nothings on!"

    "can you give me a quarter? I have to call my mom and tell her I found the one"
  • brittlynne3579
    brittlynne3579 Posts: 217 Member
    "youre like pizza...even when youre bad youre good!"

    "youre like tv, I could watch you all day...except I dont complain when nothings on!"

    "can you give me a quarter? I have to call my mom and tell her I found the one"

    I would PUNCH anyone who said ANY of those to me! :laugh:
  • hmsmike
    hmsmike Posts: 56 Member
    hehehe

    http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m251/hmsmike/prof-find_them_hot_leave_them_wet.jpg
  • Jovialation
    Jovialation Posts: 7,632 Member
    "youre like pizza...even when youre bad youre good!"

    "youre like tv, I could watch you all day...except I dont complain when nothings on!"

    "can you give me a quarter? I have to call my mom and tell her I found the one"

    I would PUNCH anyone who said ANY of those to me! :laugh:
    usually i would, too...
    but theyre inside jokes with me and a friend haha
  • Ben2118
    Ben2118 Posts: 571 Member

    I would PUNCH anyone who said ANY of those to me! :laugh:

    haha! We have to be careful with chat up lines in the UK, especially in Yorkshire where I live. girls round here have quite a smooth right hook!!, leaves a mark!! lol

    Seriously though, I am not brave enough (or stupid enough?) to attempt them but have they ever worked anyway?, I mean was it like THAT BAD that it was good!
  • Aperyan83
    Aperyan83 Posts: 69 Member
    Worst (attmepted) pick up line,"do you date younger guys?". I was 25 at the time (also MARRIED) and he was maybe 19! Haha!!
  • littlelionesslove
    littlelionesslove Posts: 80
    I used to work at a clothing store...and we had to put in people's phone numbers into the computer at the register. I got a lot of, "Why are you asking me for my number? I'll give it to you if you give me yours!", or "You gonna call me later?" but my favorite pickup line was, "Is todays special, buy one get free number?" I said, "Hold on...let me call my husband and ask him."
  • m00tmike
    m00tmike Posts: 248 Member
    Jeez,I don`t think anyone has ever tried a pickup line on me.










    :grumble:

    I'll bring the coffee you bring the shovel :wink: :laugh: :smile:


    ... I dont get it... lol I am always amazed at how sheltered I am/was!
  • m00tmike
    m00tmike Posts: 248 Member
    My only pick up line crashed and burned horribly. But that was back in high shool. I find most girls are just interested in being talked to and not looked at.
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    Jeez,I don`t think anyone has ever tried a pickup line on me.










    :grumble:

    I'll bring the coffee you bring the shovel :wink: :laugh: :smile:


    ... I dont get it... lol I am always amazed at how sheltered I am/was!

    She was talking about dealing with all the snow and ice in the northeast.
    I had the snow slide off a roof and flatten an enclosed porch so spent all day scraping and shoveling barn roofs.

    Now there is a hot date. :laugh:
  • m00tmike
    m00tmike Posts: 248 Member
    Jeez,I don`t think anyone has ever tried a pickup line on me.










    :grumble:

    I'll bring the coffee you bring the shovel :wink: :laugh: :smile:


    ... I dont get it... lol I am always amazed at how sheltered I am/was!

    She was talking about dealing with all the snow and ice in the northeast.
    I had the snow slide off a roof and flatten an enclosed porch so spent all day scraping and shoveling barn roofs.

    Now there is a hot date. :laugh:

    Aha!
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    Jeez,I don`t think anyone has ever tried a pickup line on me.










    :grumble:

    I'll bring the coffee you bring the shovel :wink: :laugh: :smile:


    ... I dont get it... lol I am always amazed at how sheltered I am/was!

    She was talking about dealing with all the snow and ice in the northeast.
    I had the snow slide off a roof and flatten an enclosed porch so spent all day scraping and shoveling barn roofs.

    Now there is a hot date. :laugh:

    Aha!

    Wonder if it would work the other way..."Hi Miss,wanna come help me shovel off a barn roof? peace.gif "

    I`m thinking it is a winner. :smokin:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    My worst - "I'll let you buy me a drink, if I can guess your bra size." (arms out like Frankenstein)

    :indifferent: "uhm..no" ugh.gif
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    My worst - "I'll let you buy me a drink, if I can guess your bra size." (arms out like Frankenstein)

    :indifferent: "uhm..no" ugh.gif

    Well crap...there goes another one I can`t use. pouty.gif
  • mollymoo89
    mollymoo89 Posts: 202
    I was in a bar with some friends and was walking to the bathroom when some guy stopped me and asked me "Are you here with any guys?" I wasn't but said I was lol.
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    My worst - "I'll let you buy me a drink, if I can guess your bra size." (arms out like Frankenstein)

    :indifferent: "uhm..no" ugh.gif

    Well crap...there goes another one I can`t use. pouty.gif

    And you saying "training bra" hurt my feelings too. :angry:
  • kendf60
    kendf60 Posts: 234 Member
    One of the best methods I've seen used is to walk up to a girl with a friend and have the friend say, "this is my friend, xxxx, xxxx this is, what is your name? And then just walk away. The girl almost always says her name and then you take it from there.
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
    I just remembered one of the weirdest. I was walking through my back yard - it's a corner lot - and someone drove past, then put their truck in reverse, backed up and leaned out the window and asked, "Are you married?"

    I said yes. I wasn't.

    The creepiest was when I got a haircut at the salon in the mall, and some guy came up to me afterward and said, "I was watching you get your hair cut. It looks nice."

    I've never gotten my hair cut at the mall again.
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    My worst - "I'll let you buy me a drink, if I can guess your bra size." (arms out like Frankenstein)

    :indifferent: "uhm..no" ugh.gif

    Well crap...there goes another one I can`t use. pouty.gif

    And you saying "training bra" hurt my feelings too. :angry:

    Well you didn`t have to point,laugh smiley-laughing015.gif and say that at least with training you would have something. CrossedArms.gif
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    I just remembered one of the weirdest. I was walking through my back yard - it's a corner lot - and someone drove past, then put their truck in reverse, backed up and leaned out the window and asked, "Are you married?"

    I said yes. I wasn't.

    The creepiest was when I got a haircut at the salon in the mall, and some guy came up to me afterward and said, "I was watching you get your hair cut. It looks nice."

    I've never gotten my hair cut at the mall again.

    eeewww... I don't blame you. :sick:
  • FORKDOWN
    FORKDOWN Posts: 1,754
    If I told you that you had a sexy body, would you hold it against me.
  • RedVelvetCurls
    RedVelvetCurls Posts: 304 Member
    I learned this one from my co-worker...

    Me: Ring ring! Ring ring!
    Random Guy: ..?
    Me: Ring ring!
    Random Guy: What?
    Me: You're supposed to pick me up. :laugh:
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    If I told you that you had a sexy body, would you hold it against me.

    I thought you only used that on me. :angry:
  • FORKDOWN
    FORKDOWN Posts: 1,754
    If I told you that you had a sexy body, would you hold it against me.

    I thought you only used that on me. :angry:

    See, it works.

    :ohwell:
  • mikeveggie68
    mikeveggie68 Posts: 116
    Best line I ever used was when I saw a cute girl our eyes met... so I sat next to her at the bar and asked, "So... what are you all about?" she had never heard the before, so the only thing she could think to says was "Right now.. I am all about you"

    fellas feel free to use that one, I used that many times with much success ;-)
  • Melisha82
    Melisha82 Posts: 243
    creepiest pickup line and one I will never forget "Excuse me, I just wanted you to know I work for UPS and I have a special package." :noway:
  • Mrs_McFadden
    Mrs_McFadden Posts: 1,139
    Boy: Hey
    Girl: Hi
    Boy: Can you do me a favor?
    Girl: huh, I guess
    Boy: Just touch the sleeve of my shirt...
    Girl: hmmmmm......ok
    Boy: You feel it?
    Girl: um..yea
    Boy: Boyfriend Material that!! ;)

    I thought for sure you'd use a gamer pick up line lol
    .

    Like "fancy coming back to mine for a bit of Black ops.....I've got the new map pack...;) ;)" would EVER work!!! hahaha

    Yeah, actually, it COULD. I'm a female gamer and if I were single and some handsome dude said "I have Mass Effect three collectors edition and two plasma screens..want to come over?"
    ........I'd bring the tequila.

    Anyway - we are looking for the BEST pick up lines..the ones that were a tiny bit more creative..might have put a c hink (I cannot believe I had to alter that word due to it's pejorative connotations!) in my armor if my boyfriend wasn't the most awesome boyfriend ever (now my husband) would the time one of my fellow waiters sidled up to me and whispered to me (LOL) "Do you realize what a turn on intelligence is?" ..sounds lame in retrospect, but you have to realize, he was HOT and his gf was equally beautiful..but I guess she was a little light in the IQ department?
    I really don't understand pick up lines necessarily, but rather 'approaches'..and one time I had a man approach me in Whole Foods, apparently I waited on him when I was a cocktail waitress and he went into a somewhat poetic soliloquy about my eyes...pretty drool worthy, but I was very engaged in a long term relationship with my man ../le sigh :).
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