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  • wolf23
    wolf23 Posts: 4,331 Member
    Why don't blind people skydive?

    It scares the hell out of the dog.
  • lloydrt
    lloydrt Posts: 1,121 Member
    why did Johnny throw the clock out of the window?
    He wanted to see time fly............


    What kind of dog keeps track of time?
    A watch dog........

    pretty bad, huh?
  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
    How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

    You take the "S" out of Safe and the "F" out of Way...
  • blondie76
    blondie76 Posts: 552 Member
    haha so funny

    Q - wanna here a dirty joke???

    a - white horse fell in mud


    Q - wanna here another?


    A - he fell again!

    lol:blushing:
  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
    How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

    You take the "S" out of Safe and the "F" out of Way...

    no takers? Nobody notices that There is no F in Way....


    LOL
    no F'in way...
  • Boston01810
    Boston01810 Posts: 2,267 Member
    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Tank!
    Tank who?
    Your welcome!
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?

    Close the door, I'm dressing.
  • Boston01810
    Boston01810 Posts: 2,267 Member
    What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?

    Close the door, I'm dressing.

    Very cute!
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
    the only ones I know will get the thread shut down lol
  • elizwelshman
    elizwelshman Posts: 136
    Bad jokes and anti jokes, my fav!!!

    -Whats green and has wheels?

    -Grass, I lied about the wheels.
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    the only ones I know will get the thread shut down lol

    Same here. :embarassed:
  • qtwells82
    qtwells82 Posts: 352
    What do you call a cow with no legs?

    Ground beef
  • mikeyrp
    mikeyrp Posts: 1,616 Member
    Two birds on a perch. Pne says 'Can you smell fish?"

    There are two fish in a tank. But they couldn't drive it or use the guns.

    Two sheep in a field. One says 'Baaa'. The other says "I was gonna say that".

    How do you kill a circus? Go for the juggler...
  • fbmandy55
    fbmandy55 Posts: 5,263 Member
    My favorite:

    Two peanuts were walking through a park at night, one was a salted...
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