Why when I eat like an angel do I poop like the devil?

adriayellow11
adriayellow11 Posts: 140
edited September 24 in Food and Nutrition
TMI I know. But seriously!
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  • freerange
    freerange Posts: 1,722 Member
    ahh,,,, more like no information???????
  • iwantabikinibody
    iwantabikinibody Posts: 2
    Because you're eating stuff with lots of fibre/protein in it! Most likely haha.
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
    That's fiber working its heavenly magic. I pass gas like a bat out of hell. Mmmm...protein farts.
  • BigBoneSista
    BigBoneSista Posts: 2,389 Member
    Me too! I take miralax every other day and eat prunes everyday. I was doing flaxseed but if you don't consume enough water daily it will constipate you as well. I drink 128 oz a day but I'm scared that wouldn't be enough so I stop taking it.
  • BigBoneSista
    BigBoneSista Posts: 2,389 Member
    That's fiber working its heavenly magic. I pass gas like a bat out of hell. Mmmm...protein farts.

    Me too....ewwwwwwwwww!! I can't even begin to be lady-like no mo.
  • ropedancer
    ropedancer Posts: 115
    Best topic title ever? :laugh:
  • mamagooskie
    mamagooskie Posts: 2,964 Member
    I'm the opposite......when I eat well I think my body absorbs and uses everything I eat with no waste and when I eat junk food.....it goes right through.

    I agree though it's probably the fiber.
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
    That's fiber working its heavenly magic. I pass gas like a bat out of hell. Mmmm...protein farts.

    Me too....ewwwwwwwwww!! I can't even begin to be lady-like no mo.

    For real, though. I mean, I ain't a lady, but do you know how hard it is to try and blame farts on invisible people when you're in a bowling league and one slips out when you throw your ball? I end up walkin' around the alley, crop-dustin' them bad boys around to different spots of the house.
  • MsFitnFabulous
    MsFitnFabulous Posts: 432 Member
    LOL my friend's dad called fiber one bars fart bars, guess he never had a Luna bar lmbo!
  • Amyeeeeeee
    Amyeeeeeee Posts: 93 Member
    Ive noticed my BM;s are more since Ive been trying to eat healthier and drinking water... Ive never drank as much water as I have now in the past week. I am so proud of myself. BUT my face is breaking out and I dont wear makeup... must be my body purifying itsself. IDK
  • That_Girl
    That_Girl Posts: 1,324 Member
    That's fiber working its heavenly magic. I pass gas like a bat out of hell. Mmmm...protein farts.

    Me too....ewwwwwwwwww!! I can't even begin to be lady-like no mo.

    For real, though. I mean, I ain't a lady, but do you know how hard it is to try and blame farts on invisible people when you're in a bowling league and one slips out when you throw your ball? I end up walkin' around the alley, crop-dustin' them bad boys around to different spots of the house.

    I just snorted my water :laugh:

    I just blame my children.
  • cat3nv
    cat3nv Posts: 389 Member
    LOL my friend's dad called fiber one bars fart bars, guess he never had a Luna bar lmbo!

    My hubby has called the Fiber one bars that for years. He KNOWS when I have had one.
  • That_Girl
    That_Girl Posts: 1,324 Member
    Ive noticed my BM;s are more since Ive been trying to eat healthier and drinking water... Ive never drank as much water as I have now in the past week. I am so proud of myself. BUT my face is breaking out and I dont wear makeup... must be my body purifying itsself. IDK

    It is! It's coming out from everywhere! Mine is doing this too. Don't worry, it will pass :)
  • Nikstergirl
    Nikstergirl Posts: 1,549 Member
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    For real, though. I mean, I ain't a lady, but do you know how hard it is to try and blame farts on invisible people when you're in a bowling league and one slips out when you throw your ball? I end up walkin' around the alley, crop-dustin' them bad boys around to different spots of the house.
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    Ok, literally, I'm laughing so hard there are tears rolling down my face!!!! I tend to drop them at work... small space... three girls... yup, I'm the one!!! I'm always the one... not funny anymore!

    Crop-dustin'... that's awesome!!! :bigsmile:
  • SkyeBows
    SkyeBows Posts: 80
    LMAO!!! I don't even want to comment but ugh thats too funny!
  • tritta01
    tritta01 Posts: 311
    LOL!! But I totally agree, I blame my gas on my puppy (who really does have bad gas :laugh: ) But my husband knows my fart vs the puppies :blushing:
  • fitterpam
    fitterpam Posts: 3,064 Member
    LOL - I'm so the opposite. I've found that I'm much less regular, but when I do....whoa momma!!!! When I leave the room, my hubby is standing by with the plunger....LOL not that I need it......very often......LOL
  • MobiusMan
    MobiusMan Posts: 385 Member
    Copious amounts of yogurt will stop this in it's tracks. The actives in yogurt produce a gas that is way less vile and much smaller volume. I fart a lot less now than my previous Pizza, wings, beer, sausage, potato, and anything else i can shovel in diet. Do the yogurt every day twice for special people.
  • taiyola
    taiyola Posts: 964 Member
    I'm the opposite......when I eat well I think my body absorbs and uses everything I eat with no waste and when I eat junk food.....it goes right through.

    I agree though it's probably the fiber.

    Same!!!
  • Heather75
    Heather75 Posts: 3,386 Member
    I never fart, but if I did, they would smell like birthday cake.
  • mrdowden
    mrdowden Posts: 6
    I was just noticing today that not only have I become more flatulent, but my BO has gotten worse. I used to be able to sweat at least a little and it was no big deal, but I even think about perspiring now and it smells like I just went 2sies in my pits.

    I really don't think I'm eating any more fiber than before. I am drinking more water and less less soda, and eating less sugar and fat. I think I may be eating more veggies and carbs. I swear I may have to go back to burgers and fries if I can't get this scent issue figured out.
  • DJmom44
    DJmom44 Posts: 91
    Copious amounts of yogurt will stop this in it's tracks. The actives in yogurt produce a gas that is way less vile and much smaller volume. I fart a lot less now than my previous Pizza, wings, beer, sausage, potato, and anything else i can shovel in diet. Do the yogurt every day twice for special people.

    Good to know...so it's the yogurt I eat everyday that keeps me from having the gas problem. However, if I were to cheat and eat Burger King...my kids would know it!
  • MobiusMan
    MobiusMan Posts: 385 Member
    Copious amounts of yogurt will stop this in it's tracks. The actives in yogurt produce a gas that is way less vile and much smaller volume. I fart a lot less now than my previous Pizza, wings, beer, sausage, potato, and anything else i can shovel in diet. Do the yogurt every day twice for special people.

    Good to know...so it's the yogurt I eat everyday that keeps me from having the gas problem. However, if I were to cheat and eat Burger King...my kids would know it!
    The bacteria and enzymes that work on grease/fat are the worst of all. that is exactly why BK/McD/Wendy's all make you gas up.
  • MobiusMan
    MobiusMan Posts: 385 Member
    I was just noticing today that not only have I become more flatulent, but my BO has gotten worse. I used to be able to sweat at least a little and it was no big deal, but I even think about perspiring now and it smells like I just went 2sies in my pits.

    I really don't think I'm eating any more fiber than before. I am drinking more water and less less soda, and eating less sugar and fat. I think I may be eating more veggies and carbs. I swear I may have to go back to burgers and fries if I can't get this scent issue figured out.

    Lower your protein and increase carbs by about 10% I'll bet it stops. High protein, low carb, low cal will make you a bit smelly. give it a shot.
  • downtome
    downtome Posts: 529 Member
    This is too funny...I was depressed since I'm all alone without my kids, they are with the Ex! But now, I'm laughing...Thank you!
  • flaquitadelafrontera
    flaquitadelafrontera Posts: 40
    Ha haaa...bahhhaaaa! Oh, I know just what you mean, but best of all I'm still laughing at the title! Thank for providing some comic relief in a difficult process:)
  • _Bro
    _Bro Posts: 437 Member
    Lol funny title...

    I have included in Kefir in my Nutriton to help out a bit :)
    Easy, and you can make your own from milk @ home
  • ka_42
    ka_42 Posts: 720 Member
    I never fart, but if I did, they would smell like birthday cake.

    me too :)
  • gimedatnow
    gimedatnow Posts: 173 Member
    Hahaha, lucky you!! :P

    As for the rest of us dealing with flatulence issues, I'm not sure why, but tea really helps! A cup of unsweetened tea or hot water really helps settle my stomach, and helps eliminate those bladder and gaseous problems.
  • BigBoneSista
    BigBoneSista Posts: 2,389 Member
    That's fiber working its heavenly magic. I pass gas like a bat out of hell. Mmmm...protein farts.

    Me too....ewwwwwwwwww!! I can't even begin to be lady-like no mo.

    For real, though. I mean, I ain't a lady, but do you know how hard it is to try and blame farts on invisible people when you're in a bowling league and one slips out when you throw your ball? I end up walkin' around the alley, crop-dustin' them bad boys around to different spots of the house.

    ROFLMAO!! Thats me at the store. Sometimes my po' kids are walking behind me at the wrong time....instance aisle kill!! They start dropping like flies trying to catch their breath while silently cursing me out lol
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