Gutter Gang - Hump Day Thread!

Shannon023
Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
edited September 18 in Health and Weight Loss
What puts you in the mood? What's your turn offs??

On - Foot or neck massage. For more then 30 seconds before moving on to the naughty parts, please! :laugh:

Off - Don't be in a pi$$y mood all evening then expect "attention" (that's "talking" kellch!) whenever it's bedtime. nono.gif
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  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    What puts you in the mood? What's your turn offs??

    On - Foot or neck massage. For more then 30 seconds before moving on to the naughty parts, please! :laugh:

    Off - Don't be in a pi$$y mood all evening then expect "attention" (that's "talking" kellch!) whenever it's bedtime. nono.gif
  • spaul82478
    spaul82478 Posts: 709 Member
    TURN ON's..
    OHH... YEAH....:blushing: KISSING...thats all he has to do... KISSING..... OHHH WOW...

    TURN OFF"S....
    when he wants it its fine but if i do and he don't... so.. I pout.. :frown: .lol... but basically i have none...:bigsmile:
  • kimmy666
    kimmy666 Posts: 56
    mmmmm turn on's love just a cuddle mmmmm starts me off anyway :wink:


    mmm let me think oh yes :angry: when he's stroppy and moody all evening then snuggles up in bed
    :noway: thanks but no thanks
  • LadyZen
    LadyZen Posts: 153 Member
    On- sexy movies, massages, "Closer" by NIne Inch Nails

    Off- moodiness, real headaches, phone calls (interrupting...but not stopping:devil: )
  • tashjs21
    tashjs21 Posts: 4,584 Member
    Turn on: Flirting and Foreplay

    Turn Off: 1/2 @$$ attempt at foreplay
  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member
    What puts you in the mood? What's your turn offs??

    On - Foot or neck massage. For more then 30 seconds before moving on to the naughty parts, please! :laugh:

    Off - Don't be in a pi$$y mood all evening then expect "attention" (that's "talking" kellch!) whenever it's bedtime. nono.gif

    Turn ons - :love: Neck kisses *drool*, and I agree with Shannon... massages lasting longer than 30 seconds... wait YOU GET A WHOLE 30 SECONDS??:noway:

    Turn offs - Morning breath:sick: , when he walks in naked and says ":smokin: Huh? What ya think about this huh?" or when the cats and dogs are like lil monsters scratching at the door to get in:explode:
  • BlazinEmerald
    BlazinEmerald Posts: 842
    on- back and neck rub, not a kneeding massage, Imma wimp it Hurts

    Off - waking me at 2am expecting it cause you've just come to bed


    P.S side note for the guys Grabbing a boob and saying "honk honk" does NOT count as foreplay :grumble:
  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member
    on- back and neck rub, not a kneeding massage, Imma wimp it Hurts

    Off - waking me at 2am expecting it cause you've just come to bed


    P.S side note for the guys Grabbing a boob and saying "honk honk" does NOT count as foreplay :grumble:

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • tashjs21
    tashjs21 Posts: 4,584 Member


    P.S side note for the guys Grabbing a boob and saying "honk honk" does NOT count as foreplay :grumble:

    :laugh: :laugh:
    Why oh why do they think this ok?
  • pmkelly409
    pmkelly409 Posts: 1,646 Member


    P.S side note for the guys Grabbing a boob and saying "honk honk" does NOT count as foreplay :grumble:

    LOL!!!
  • AlliOops
    AlliOops Posts: 66 Member
    Sweet Turn Ons :smooched: : back tickles, thigh and butt massages, soft caresses

    Bad Girl Turn Ons :devil: : putting a hand gently around my throat, tug on my hair (not so much that it hurts, just enough to drive me crazy), pushing me against the kitchen stove, counter, etc.

    Oh man, am I getting too graphic here? :blushing:

    Turn OFFS: bad breath, bad moods, bad attitudes and PMS!
  • pmkelly409
    pmkelly409 Posts: 1,646 Member
    ON - Neck kisses - hummina hummina
    OFF - unshaven face scratching my tender, sensitive, baby-like skin
  • AlliOops
    AlliOops Posts: 66 Member

    P.S side note for the guys Grabbing a boob and saying "honk honk" does NOT count as foreplay :grumble:

    OMG! This is just ridiculous. My ex used to pull crap like this. And then he would do this whole baby talk thing which was cute for a hot minute...but then, its like, GIVE ME A REAL MAN!!
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    on- back and neck rub, not a kneeding massage, Imma wimp it Hurts

    Off - waking me at 2am expecting it cause you've just come to bed


    P.S side note for the guys Grabbing a boob and saying "honk honk" does NOT count as foreplay :grumble:

    rofl!! :laugh:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member

    P.S side note for the guys Grabbing a boob and saying "honk honk" does NOT count as foreplay :grumble:

    OMG! This is just ridiculous. My ex used to pull crap like this. And then he would do this whole baby talk thing which was cute for a hot minute...but then, its like, GIVE ME A REAL MAN!!

    EEeeewwwww.....baby-talk....:sick:
  • AlliOops
    AlliOops Posts: 66 Member
    I know, gross right.
  • AlliOops
    AlliOops Posts: 66 Member
    Hey, this is a fun thread.

    Thanks Shannon023!!
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Hey, this is a fun thread.

    Thanks Shannon023!!

    You betcha! :wink:

    It's been awhile since we've had a GG thread, time to shake things up!! :devil:
  • kimmy666
    kimmy666 Posts: 56
    biggest turn off !!!!

    mmmmm imagine this girls..... mmmmm just getting smoochy and snuggly when the phone goes :mad:

    oh its his ex :mad: :mad: so he's gone for more than a min

    when he comes back he expects to carry on where he left off :laugh: whats he like :mad:
  • huskergal15
    huskergal15 Posts: 102
    On- sexy movies, massages, "Closer" by NIne Inch Nails

    Amen!!! That is the best song ever for those... dirtier... moments. :blushing:
  • peej76
    peej76 Posts: 1,250 Member
    Turn on: touching me just right
    Turn off: still has his socks on
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member

    Turn off: still has his socks on

    :embarassed: :embarassed:
  • AlliOops
    AlliOops Posts: 66 Member
    biggest turn off !!!!

    mmmmm imagine this girls..... mmmmm just getting smoochy and snuggly when the phone goes :mad:

    oh its his ex :mad: :mad: so he's gone for more than a min

    when he comes back he expects to carry on where he left off :laugh: whats he like :mad:

    You're kidding me?!! That is despicable!!!!!!
  • kimmy666
    kimmy666 Posts: 56
    hehehehehe :wink: he paid for that one and only ever done it once hehehehehe


    :sick: socks left on :sick:
  • GravyGurl
    GravyGurl Posts: 1,070
    Turn off.... Don't pat me on the head and say... " U want a lil sumpin sumpin later?" ~rolls eyes~
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Turn off.... Don't pat me on the head and say... " U want a lil sumpin sumpin later?" ~rolls eyes~

    Crack...me...up.....:laugh:
  • GravyGurl
    GravyGurl Posts: 1,070
    Turn off.... Don't pat me on the head and say... " U want a lil sumpin sumpin later?" ~rolls eyes~

    Crack...me...up.....:laugh:

    Can you see why he's an ex? :laugh:
  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member
    Oh! I forgot one...
    Don't know how many of use has suffered this but...
    TURN OFF - when my husband shave's his whole chest, stomach, etc....
    Know how grose your legs feel when you haven't shaved in a couple of days:sick: ? Give his attempt at being sexy a day or two and it's like someone's rubbing their stubbly legs all over the most sensitive areas on your body! :sick:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Turn off.... Don't pat me on the head and say... " U want a lil sumpin sumpin later?" ~rolls eyes~

    Crack...me...up.....:laugh:

    Can you see why he's an ex? :laugh:

    Hear that single gals, he's available!!! :laugh:
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member



    P.S side note for the guys Grabbing a boob and saying "honk honk" does NOT count as foreplay :grumble:

    What about touching them like U R turning dials and saying "come in Tokyo"
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