Kids Say The Darnest Things..
kidakiwi04
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Yesterday I took my nephew to my best friends house. Her VERY pregnant sister was there as well. My nephew being the curious little being that he is asked "Why your belly so big?" We explained that there was a baby in there and that in a couple of days the baby will come out. He didn't ask anymore questions and went off to watch Toy Story 3 for the billionth time.
Anyway, this morning my nephew comes bouncing into my room at 6 am wanting oatmeal. I mentioned to my mom that My friend was probably going to have the baby by Sunday. Nephew immediately lifted up his shirt in and said with a mouthful of oatmeal "I have a baby in my belly! And its gotta come out from my belly button!" Don't ask me how he figured babies come from belly buttons, But he looked so adorable that I just had to laugh.
I know everyone always thinks their kids are the smartest brightest most wonderful beings on the planets. But what are some of the funniest things you have ever heard a kid say?
Anyway, this morning my nephew comes bouncing into my room at 6 am wanting oatmeal. I mentioned to my mom that My friend was probably going to have the baby by Sunday. Nephew immediately lifted up his shirt in and said with a mouthful of oatmeal "I have a baby in my belly! And its gotta come out from my belly button!" Don't ask me how he figured babies come from belly buttons, But he looked so adorable that I just had to laugh.
I know everyone always thinks their kids are the smartest brightest most wonderful beings on the planets. But what are some of the funniest things you have ever heard a kid say?
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My 5 year old son is in curling. So we leave curling Saturday morning and he looks at me and says..."Mom, I had to try really hard at curling today, we had to put our brooms on the side this time...I may have to rethink the Olympics."
Kids are too cute!!0 -
Ironically, I just posted this for my MFP friends to read:
I got a good laugh from my son (2 1/2) this morning..My husband, Matt, is in the military and walked down the stairs in his camouflage.. he doesn't have to wear them often anymore so Emerson isn't used to it...Anyways, Emerson looked at Matt, laughed, and said "Daddy! You're going to work in your pajamas?!" Emerson has some camouflage pj's so I think that's where the connection was made. LOL0 -
My 5 year old daughter ran into the kitchen Sunday:
"Momma! Please feel my head! HURRY!.."
Me: "Ok..you're fine...Why?"
"I think I have Bieber fever."0 -
My 5 year old daughter ran into the kitchen Sunday:
"Momma! Please feel my head! HURRY!.."
Me: "Ok..you're fine...Why?"
"I think I have Bieber fever."
I'm still giggling as I write this. Too funny!!0 -
I was living with my aunt and our dog had died suddenly. My cousin who was about 3 at the time was always at the house and so he got used to the dog being there. When he came over and asked where Wally (dog) was my aunt told him in a way for a kid to understand that he had died. My cousin looked at her and said....
'That's okay. He was a bad egg. Sometimes these things just don't work out'0 -
My three year old daughter, while we were driving, said this:
"The sun is IN MY EYES!!! Daddy you need to move the sun from my eyes ok? I don't like it in my face so please REMOVE IT!"
lol
Yes, my husband and I are definitely going to laugh at whoever proposes to her
LOL@ Beiber fever haha...
My daughter is going through middle child sydrome this past year
lol. She also says these kind of things
"Mama can you -please- make my baby brother stop crying because it's annoying me"
"My butt is bigger than his butt RIGHT!" <--she is very impressed by this fact and thinks it makes her 'outrank' her seven month old brother lol 0 -
My three year old daughter, while we were driving, said this:
"The sun is IN MY EYES!!! Daddy you need to move the sun from my eyes ok? I don't like it in my face so please REMOVE IT!"
lol
Yes, my husband and I are definitely going to laugh at whoever proposes to her
LOL@ Beiber fever haha...
My daughter is going through middle child sydrome this past year lol. She also says these kind of things
"Mama can you -please- make my baby brother stop crying because it's annoying me"
"My butt is bigger than his butt RIGHT!" <--she is very impressed by this fact and thinks it makes her 'outrank' her seven month old brother lol
I am very glad my kids have a 11 year age diffrence so I dont have to deal with the whole sibling jelousy thing.
Me and my daughter were at the library yesterday and some lady said hi to her and she started barking and growling at her lol it was pretty funny.0 -
I can't wait until my nephew starts talking. I bet he'll have some real good one liners.0
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My three year old daughter, while we were driving, said this:
"The sun is IN MY EYES!!! Daddy you need to move the sun from my eyes ok? I don't like it in my face so please REMOVE IT!"
lol
Yes, my husband and I are definitely going to laugh at whoever proposes to her
LOL@ Beiber fever haha...
My daughter is going through middle child sydrome this past year lol. She also says these kind of things
"Mama can you -please- make my baby brother stop crying because it's annoying me"
"My butt is bigger than his butt RIGHT!" <--she is very impressed by this fact and thinks it makes her 'outrank' her seven month old brother lol
I am very glad my kids have a 11 year age diffrence so I dont have to deal with the whole sibling jelousy thing.
Me and my daughter were at the library yesterday and some lady said hi to her and she started barking and growling at her lol it was pretty funny.
@ Jeaneatte..
I thought there would be enough of an age difference between my first two..6.5 years..I was wrong. Very Wrong. LOL0 -
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my boys recently came up with this one on a clear day when they could see the moon
The moon can't be made of cheese cause it's a circle and cheese is a square
haha it's amazing how their little brains work.0 -
My husband and step children are Welsh but not welsh speakers, I am English, whilst driving home from a day trip one afternoon the kids were talking about the fact that they are Welsh but I am English and my step son who was 5 at the time piped up "Nicky do we need to learn to speak English to talk to you then?"0
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My 5 year old daughter ran into the kitchen Sunday:
"Momma! Please feel my head! HURRY!.."
Me: "Ok..you're fine...Why?"
"I think I have Bieber fever."
This is too funny. lol0 -
My 7 yr old told me yesterday and I quote
" Daddy how did Jesus make something so perfectly beautiful as Megan Fox in Transformers "
I just looked at him laughing and said AMEN!0 -
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One time, my neice (who was about 5 at the time) was being scolded by her Mom and her Mom ended the scolding with "Why don't you kids ever listen?" My neice replied with a sigh "We're kids. We don't always listen!"0
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My 7 yr old told me yesterday and I quote
" Daddy how did Jesus make something so perfectly beautiful as Megan Fox in Transformers "
I just looked at him laughing and said AMEN!
Nice!!! haha!
I was at the beach the other day with my 5 year old daughter and as we were standing on the shoreline about 4 surfers walked past us carrying their surf boards. She just stood there slack jawed watching them. Then she says, "mommy I like those surf boys...they're like rock stars". GREEEEEAT! :noway:
She mentioned them again a few times later in the day.0 -
My 7 yr old told me yesterday and I quote
" Daddy how did Jesus make something so perfectly beautiful as Megan Fox in Transformers "
I just looked at him laughing and said AMEN!
Awesome!
My 7 year old daughter has a thing for Ryan Reynolds...but that's my fault, lol.0 -
I asked my 2 year old son who the President is, and he said "um....how about Santa Claus?"
I died laughing hahah! (and he pronounces "Obama" as "ObMomma") 0 -
i was giving a lesson in church on how important families are in Gods plan for us....and my 8 year old raises her hand and says, "yeah and some times when the family has to many kids they put one up for adoption". I was dumbfounded, I completely forgot what I was talking about or how to answer her. The rest of the leaders and adults in the room started looking at me like...hummm Judy do you have something to tell us....!! LOL0
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The one I found the most funny is my daughter was 2 at the time and my husband dropped a bowl on his toe (it didn't break btw) and he said OUCH and she starts laughing and he says "do you think thats funny" to which she replies "no its hilarious!"
I still think its so funny every time and I still don't know how she connected that funny and hilarious go together 0 -
The one I found the most funny is my daughter was 2 at the time and my husband dropped a bowl on his toe (it didn't break btw) and he said OUCH and she starts laughing and he says "do you think thats funny" to which she replies "no its hilarious!"
I still think its so funny every time and I still don't know how she connected that funny and hilarious go together 0 -
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I am very glad my kids have a 11 year age diffrence so I dont have to deal with the whole sibling jelousy thing.
Me and my daughter were at the library yesterday and some lady said hi to her and she started barking and growling at her lol it was pretty funny.
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My daughter hissed at a man at the grocery store that said hi to her before... it was so funny0 -
One day when my (now 36 year old) daughter was around 3 or 4 years old, my husband and I were taking his mom and step-dad to their new apartment. They had moved a couple times after selling their house. My daughter made the comment, "Well, first Grandma and Grandpa lived in a house, then they lived in a trailer, now they live in an apartment. I guess next they'll live in a barn." I though my step-father-in-law was going to bust his sides laughing! :laugh: :laugh:0
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Hope this is ok to post....
Once when my daughter was 4 or 5 yrs old....I was playing a game or paying some bills on the computer in the den. I hear the phone ring and she says 'Hello'....*pause*....then the next thing I hear her say matter-of-factly is....
"Sorry, my Daddy can't come to the phone right now, he's playing with his 'peter."
*REALLY long pause*....then she hangs up.
To this day, I have no idea who it was that called...and I'm ok with that. 8-x0 -
When my son was 4, we went shopping at Kroger. When we get in line to pay for our groceries, he just kept staring at the cashier. She had a very large mole on her cheek and it had a lot of hair growing out of it. i tried to direct his attention to something else but he would not turn away from her. When we get to her, he points at her face and says, " You have a tick on your face." She said, " Honey that's not a tick." He said, "Yes, it is. It has legs on it." I thought I was going to die. I was in shock. But, now, it is pretty funny to look back on and remember. LOL0
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When my oldest son (now 17) was about 5, I had to take him with me to the liquor on Christmas Eve. As we're standing in line he pipes up *very clearly* "Mmmmmmm, I LOVE RUM" . Some people thought it was cute, but others were looking at us like I was feeding it to him.0
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This was 18 years ago...Driving down the road my son in his booster seat in the back seat of the car....all of a sudden he starts screaming at the top of his lungs, instants tears with terror in his voice...."OH NO MOMMY OH NO!!!! bunch of gibberish & screams" I start pulling over as he is still screaming. I jump out the car, grab him from his seat as he is still screaming and pointing to the sky. Then he cries in sobs and explains to me that the world is gonna die, cause the plane is scratching the sky and the sky is gonna fall in on us.
I was so shocked...I thought he had gotten stung by a bee or something...then I saw the plane leaving the gas tail and it all came together for me.
Living near an air force base now...I still smile every time I see a plane leaving the smoke tail. My son is now a blackhawk mechanic for the army so I am always looking up thinking of him.0 -
ha ha ha ha... I got a few good ones. I have two kids. My daughter is 3, nearly 4 and says ridiculously hilarious stuff on a regular basis.. My son is nearly 2. The first time my daughter watched me change my son's diaper, she pointed to him and said, "Look! A toe!"
My daughter said this after we bought our house- "We need to put the green house back with the other ones and get a new one."
Me- "Why do you want a new house?"
Her- "Because the green house is crazy."
Me, talking to my son: "Whoa, Mannix. That was too big of a bite."
Daughter: "Wow. He must have a big mouth."
Daughter: "When people get bonked, they have to go to the doctor and get a fake leg." That one is my favorite. Makes sense in a kid's mind I guess!0 -
When my son was 4, we went shopping at Kroger. When we get in line to pay for our groceries, he just kept staring at the cashier. She had a very large mole on her cheek and it had a lot of hair growing out of it. i tried to direct his attention to something else but he would not turn away from her. When we get to her, he points at her face and says, " You have a tick on your face." She said, " Honey that's not a tick." He said, "Yes, it is. It has legs on it." I thought I was going to die. I was in shock. But, now, it is pretty funny to look back on and remember. LOL
:laugh: That takes the cake! Oh the embarrassment on both sides!0
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