HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF

binary_jester
binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
edited September 24 in Chit-Chat
Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.

In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."

Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."

If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."

Practice making fax and modem noises.

Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss.

Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."

Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.

Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.

Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

Staple pages in the middle of the page.

Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.

Honk and wave to strangers.

Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.

TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

type only in lowercase.

dont use any punctuation either

Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

Repeat the following conversation a dozen times.
"DO YOU HEAR THAT?"
"What?"
"Never mind, it's gone now."

As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.

Ask people what gender they are.

While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.

Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

Sing along at the opera.

Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
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  • kelligonzales
    kelligonzales Posts: 391
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: ROTFL
  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
    yes AWESOME
  • sillygoose1977
    sillygoose1977 Posts: 2,151 Member
    :laugh: Whenever my boyfriend writes me a check for anything, he writes "last night" in the memo.
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

    Actually did that. Rerouted into a cul-de-sac
  • yanicka
    yanicka Posts: 1,004 Member
    Love it!!!
  • Fesse
    Fesse Posts: 611
    LMAO!! Too funny, I have tears from laughing!!
  • blondie_0506
    blondie_0506 Posts: 110

    In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."

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    My boyfriend's old roomate(still his best friend) used to do that when writing checks to my boyfriend for rent! lol The people at the bank would look at him very strangely everytime he cashed them! haha
  • 123456654321
    123456654321 Posts: 1,311 Member
    Post a topic about eating back your calories or starvation mode. xD
  • bzmom
    bzmom Posts: 1,332 Member
    bwahahahahahaha I have actually done a couple of these......
  • apetty21
    apetty21 Posts: 137

    Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."

    I have worked in both a drive-thru and a drive-in. I can not even tell you a) how many times customers would say "To go." and b) how ticked off it made me. Really? You want that "to go"? The fact you never got out of your car pretty much implied to me that you did not wish to come inside to enjoy your meal. People. :noway:
  • bbygrl5
    bbygrl5 Posts: 964 Member
    Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

    *died of laughter*
  • OLP76
    OLP76 Posts: 768 Member
    :laugh: I think I peed a little....:laugh: jk
  • Still_Sossy
    Still_Sossy Posts: 868 Member
    Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

    Actually did that. Rerouted into a cul-de-sac


    I did that one! My kids wanted to play a basket ball in the street! It was awesome, my friend is a local cop so he parked the cruiser in front of one set. People were PI**ED. But the neighborhood kids had a blast!
    You are too funny binary! I love this post. Made my day!
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member

    Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."

    I have worked in both a drive-thru and a drive-in. I can not even tell you a) how many times customers would say "To go." and b) how ticked off it made me. Really? You want that "to go"? The fact you never got out of your car pretty much implied to me that you did not wish to come inside to enjoy your meal. People. :noway:
    Every time I call Dominos I say I want to oder a pizza...like WTF else would I be calling about? The uncomfortable bump on my back?
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  • 123456654321
    123456654321 Posts: 1,311 Member
    Little Canada?
  • chrissyh
    chrissyh Posts: 8,235 Member
    LMBO
  • Goal_Seeker_1988
    Goal_Seeker_1988 Posts: 1,619 Member
    ***LOVE IT*** ROFLMFAO!
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    Or send them this link...
    http://j-walkblog.com/blog/docs/platform.htm
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  • C_Bran
    C_Bran Posts: 254
    Nice!!!!
  • Still_Sossy
    Still_Sossy Posts: 868 Member
    ask a friend what they're drinking, when they reply pick up their glass and down it, and say to them "yep, you're right"

    (my hubby & I do this to a friend of ours all the time!) :devil:


    That one is good! Wow. so funny!
  • fitmom4ever
    fitmom4ever Posts: 130
    :laugh: Hilarious! Several of these are going on my To-Do List.
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    When you talk to a stranger...act like you are following an invisible fly buzzing around their head. it is a riot to see how uncomfortable they become.
  • HalfofHilary
    HalfofHilary Posts: 224
    Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."



    HAHAH!! This is now my new Thursday "TO DO"
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  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member


    In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."



    I do something like that on our checks to the irs
  • kelika71
    kelika71 Posts: 778 Member
    When you talk to a stranger...act like you are following an invisible fly buzzing around their head. it is a riot to see how uncomfortable they become.

    I so wanna do this to someone now!! lol
  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,638 Member
    Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

    replace buy with "borrow" and you have describe my main prank for the summer of 82. did it enough to have extra police patrols in little burg i lived in at the time. :devil:
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