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HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF

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  • Black_Swan
    Black_Swan Posts: 770 Member
    Post a topic about eating back your calories or starvation mode. xD

    Haha this is the best one, on mfp...
  • JaneZv
    JaneZv Posts: 200
    Honk and wave to strangers.

    I do that when I'm really bored. :bigsmile:
  • tammydspice
    tammydspice Posts: 102
    Ask people what gender they are.

    OMG, too funny!!
  • Ask people what gender they are.

    OMG, too funny!!

    MY 5 year old daughter is NOT shy about doing that! it is quite embarrassing...
  • ginnyroxx
    ginnyroxx Posts: 763
    Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

    I actually do this quite frequently... :devil:
    ^5
  • JoyousRen
    JoyousRen Posts: 3,823 Member
    Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
    I actually do this quite frequently... :devil:
    I had an ex that would do that while I was counting the number of scoops of coffee I was putting in the coffee. :ohwell:

    However, I have been known to skip instead of walk.
  • JoyousRen
    JoyousRen Posts: 3,823 Member
    suck all the chocolate off of the almonds in a Hershey bar, and then put the almonds in a dish.... give them to a friend

    (did this to my hubby once.... for some reason he doesn't trust me when I offer him almonds anymore)
    I knew there was a reason I love you, Byn.
  • NoWomb4More
    NoWomb4More Posts: 30 Member
    Ask people what gender they are :laugh: Made me snort!
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Oh my word, those are so funny!!
  • nerdyandilikeit
    nerdyandilikeit Posts: 2,185 Member
    Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

    I actually do this quite frequently... :devil:

    i do it every chance i get :) especially to my best friend, who is an accountant!
  • nerdyandilikeit
    nerdyandilikeit Posts: 2,185 Member
    suck all the chocolate off of the almonds in a Hershey bar, and then put the almonds in a dish.... give them to a friend

    (did this to my hubby once.... for some reason he doesn't trust me when I offer him almonds anymore)

    this reminds me of something my sister once did to me: i had a pack of double stuff oreos that my dad gave me (i told him i liked them once and for like a year i got a pack every time i saw him! no wonder i got so fat lol!), my sister asked if she could have some and i said sure. when i went to get some out of the pack later, she had licked all the cream out of like 10 of them (i dont judge, plus she's still a twig!) but left the soggy cookie halves IN THE PACK! i still to this day won't share oreos with her unless she takes them all out first.
  • nerdyandilikeit
    nerdyandilikeit Posts: 2,185 Member
    Honk and wave to strangers.

    I do that when I'm really bored. :bigsmile:

    my brother used to reach across and honk the horn at strangers while my mom was driving when we were kids! id be laughing so hard i was crying by the time we got to where we were going!
  • qtwells82
    qtwells82 Posts: 352
    bwhahahahhahhaha :laugh:
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,304 Member
    As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

    Wait....there's something wrong with that? :laugh:
  • Cristy_AZ
    Cristy_AZ Posts: 986
    That's what you think!

    :laugh:
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  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    Finds new found respect for Byn...
  • jmcniel
    jmcniel Posts: 65
    Awesome, and I have done a few of those. These days, I tend to just have to open my mouth and I can piss someone off.
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  • BAHAHAHA! That is JUST what I needed today... Thank you :)
  • Shannon7713
    Shannon7713 Posts: 76 Member
    :laugh: Whenever my boyfriend writes me a check for anything, he writes "last night" in the memo.

    omg this is so funny , can you imagine what the people at the bank think? LOL!
  • Setof2Keys
    Setof2Keys Posts: 681 Member
    :laugh: I think I peed a little....:laugh: jk

    Me too!!! LOL
  • LazyMogg
    LazyMogg Posts: 162
    If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

    Eww! That's just horrid. :bigsmile:

    Very funny.
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