OT: worst/most unbelievable line you have ever heard...

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  • vegasmellie
    vegasmellie Posts: 118 Member
    "How do you like your eggs?" pathetic huh!!!!!

    I was gonna say unfertilized! :laugh:

    how bout, "nice shoes, wanna fu#k?" :flowerforyou:
  • leona42
    leona42 Posts: 6
    The worst line I ever heard was from a country song: "If I told you, you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me!?"
    The worst part is: I was 15 and he was in his 50's. YUCK!!!
  • elliott062907
    elliott062907 Posts: 1,508 Member
    "How do you like your eggs?" pathetic huh!!!!!


    unfertilized!!!!




    OMG, I am now crying from laughter.....:sad: :sad: :sad: :noway: :noway: :noway:
  • elliott062907
    elliott062907 Posts: 1,508 Member
    OK, this one has to take the cake!!!!

    Had a girls night out for my 30th.

    Two guys walked in together.

    About a hour into my "girls", he walks over and says, "why do women hold their hats across their chests when they line dance?" Then he waited a sec and said," with your rack, I bet your hat could stay up with out hands"

    I laughed so hard, I actuall had beer come out of my nose, he got the hint and walked away.

    Later his friend came up to me and actually tried to see why I would not go out with his friend, and when I laughed and told him to get lost, his line was, "well, you must really just be gay!".

    OMG, the laughter was so loud, the place got quite!!!!

    I have a was of being sarcastic with saying a word!!!
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