Happy Birthday Chuck Norris

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  • 3babybeans
    3babybeans Posts: 8,268 Member
    There is no theory of evolution...just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

    :laugh:
  • NHGirl23
    NHGirl23 Posts: 2,657 Member
    Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the *kitten* out of it!
  • 3babybeans
    3babybeans Posts: 8,268 Member
    (appropriate for today...)

    Chuck Norris can build a snow man out of rain.
  • tashjs21
    tashjs21 Posts: 4,584 Member
    Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the *kitten* out of it!

    Bwahahaha!
  • tashjs21
    tashjs21 Posts: 4,584 Member
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  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
    If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Chuck Norris can make a snowman out of rain.
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    I'm reading these at work and trying so hard not to burst out loud laughing. Got tears rolling down my face. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I almost completely lost it with the pie chart one and the toilet paper one. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    (appropriate for today...)

    Chuck Norris can build a snow man out of rain.

    D'oh!! I didn't see yours! :embarassed: :laugh:
  • Secret_Agent_007
    Secret_Agent_007 Posts: 1,082
    They once tried making Chuck Norris toilet paper, but had to abandon the project... because it wouldn't take *kitten* from anyone.



    I peed a little just there. :laugh:
  • Just_Dot
    Just_Dot Posts: 2,283 Member
    If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.

    YESSSSS!!!!!!!!!
  • IrishChick71
    IrishChick71 Posts: 311 Member
    Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, He waits.
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

    Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

    Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
  • IrishChick71
    IrishChick71 Posts: 311 Member
    Only Chuck Norris knows Colonel Sanders secret recipe.
  • 3babybeans
    3babybeans Posts: 8,268 Member
    Copy Cat! :laugh:

    Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
  • MzBug
    MzBug Posts: 2,173 Member
    Chuck Norris doesn't wear a condom....there is no protection from Chuck Norris!
  • nisharae
    nisharae Posts: 204 Member
    For the internet junkies out there...

    "When chuck norris sends you a poke on facebook it kills you"

    " Chuck norris does not need twitter... he is already following you. ;) "
  • RoadDog
    RoadDog Posts: 2,946 Member
    Chuck Norris makes onions cry!
  • tashjs21
    tashjs21 Posts: 4,584 Member


    Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.


    Bwahahahaha!
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    I hope this one is okay.....

    Chuck Norris had a wet dream once and 10 women got pregnant. :laugh:
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    For the internet junkies out there...

    "When chuck norris sends you a poke on facebook it kills you"

    That's hilarious! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • BFab24
    BFab24 Posts: 66
    Chuck Norris doesn't blow out his birthday candles, they blow themselves out.
  • 3babybeans
    3babybeans Posts: 8,268 Member
    I hope this one is okay.....

    Chuck Norris had a wet dream once and 10 women got pregnant. :laugh:

    BWAHAHA! I'm a tellin'! :laugh:
  • Najus1
    Najus1 Posts: 13 Member
    Chuck Norris once visited The Virgin Islands, they are now known as The Islands.

    Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
  • tashjs21
    tashjs21 Posts: 4,584 Member
    Lol! Shannon, that was hilarious!
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