Happy Birthday Chuck Norris
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Google "Where is Chuck Norris" and select the "I'm feeling lucky" tab...
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you0 -
I've been determined to be a quiet, creepy lurker, but this thread has pushed me out of the woodwork!
Thanks to the OP :drinker:
I'm still in tears laughing about the Pie Chart with 'Believe It's Not Butter!' :laugh: :sad:0 -
Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your *kitten*, don’t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.0
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Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your *kitten*, don’t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.0 -
Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your *kitten*, don’t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
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Gee thanks, Chuck!0 -
There are four legal methods of execution in the United States: Lethal injection, gas chamber, electric chair and Chuck Norris.
For doctors... an apple a day keeps chuck norris away.0 -
They once tried making Chuck Norris toilet paper, but had to abandon the project... because it wouldn't take *kitten* from anyone.0
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There is no “ctrl” button on Chuck Norris’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control0
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"I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.0
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.0 -
There is no theory of evolution...just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the *kitten* out of it!0
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(appropriate for today...)
Chuck Norris can build a snow man out of rain.0 -
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the *kitten* out of it!
Bwahahaha!0 -
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If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.0
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Chuck Norris can make a snowman out of rain.0
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I'm reading these at work and trying so hard not to burst out loud laughing. Got tears rolling down my face. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I almost completely lost it with the pie chart one and the toilet paper one. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
(appropriate for today...)
Chuck Norris can build a snow man out of rain.
D'oh!! I didn't see yours! :laugh:0 -
They once tried making Chuck Norris toilet paper, but had to abandon the project... because it wouldn't take *kitten* from anyone.
I peed a little just there. :laugh:0
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