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  • KrisKabob
    KrisKabob Posts: 1,250 Member
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    I find this funny for some reason...

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    It would be better if the situation was reversed... like it will be tonight with my girlies!!!
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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    A PSA:

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  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member
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  • sindyb9
    sindyb9 Posts: 1,248 Member
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  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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    aaawwww ........:laugh:
  • KrisKabob
    KrisKabob Posts: 1,250 Member
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    aaawwww ........:laugh:

    That's how I felt when I used to work in a cubical... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • sindyb9
    sindyb9 Posts: 1,248 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh:
  • tashjs21
    tashjs21 Posts: 4,584 Member
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    Who found my wedding album??
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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    Who found my wedding album??

    mmm...mmm...mmm....Natasha's got some good lovin going on at home. :bigsmile:
  • tashjs21
    tashjs21 Posts: 4,584 Member
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    Who found my wedding album??

    mmm...mmm...mmm....Natasha's got some good lovin going on at home. :bigsmile:

    Back away from my man!! He is mine all mine!
  • sindyb9
    sindyb9 Posts: 1,248 Member
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    Subject: FW: 11 th Husband


    A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten
    husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband,

    "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin."

    "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten
    times?"

    "Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great
    it was going to be."

    "Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was
    supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me."

    "Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out
    diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up."

    "Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he
    didn't know when he would be able to deliver."

    "Husband #5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but wanted
    three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art
    method."

    "Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't
    sure whether it was his job or not."

    "Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure
    how to position it."

    "Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it."

    "Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look."

    "Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was.... God, I miss
    him!"

    "But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!"

    "Wonderful," said the husband, "but, why?"

    "You're with the Government.... This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed."

    :laugh: :laugh:
  • sindyb9
    sindyb9 Posts: 1,248 Member
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    The Man of the house


    The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled "You Can Be the Man
    > of Your House."
    >
    > He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.
    > Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, "From now on, you need to know
    > that I am the man of this house and my word is law!
    >
    > You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my
    > meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.
    > After dinner you are going to go upstairs with me, and we will have the kind
    > of sex that I want. After that, you are going to draw me my bath so I can
    > relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe.
    >
    > Then you will massage my feet and hands. Then after that's done, guess who's
    > going to dress me and comb my hair?"
    >
    > His wife replied, "The &*^%$..@ funeral director would be my first guess."
    >


    :laugh: :laugh:
  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member
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    ok.... and here's the other one I tried to post

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  • tashjs21
    tashjs21 Posts: 4,584 Member
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    The Man of the house


    The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled "You Can Be the Man
    > of Your House."
    >
    > He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.
    > Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, "From now on, you need to know
    > that I am the man of this house and my word is law!
    >
    > You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my
    > meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.
    > After dinner you are going to go upstairs with me, and we will have the kind
    > of sex that I want. After that, you are going to draw me my bath so I can
    > relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe.
    >
    > Then you will massage my feet and hands. Then after that's done, guess who's
    > going to dress me and comb my hair?"
    >
    > His wife replied, "The &*^%$..@ funeral director would be my first guess."
    >


    :laugh: :laugh:

    bwaaahahaha!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member
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  • tashjs21
    tashjs21 Posts: 4,584 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh:
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
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    The Man of the house


    The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled "You Can Be the Man
    > of Your House."
    >
    > He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.
    > Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, "From now on, you need to know
    > that I am the man of this house and my word is law!
    >
    > You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my
    > meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.
    > After dinner you are going to go upstairs with me, and we will have the kind
    > of sex that I want. After that, you are going to draw me my bath so I can
    > relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe.
    >
    > Then you will massage my feet and hands. Then after that's done, guess who's
    > going to dress me and comb my hair?"
    >
    > His wife replied, "The &*^%$..@ funeral director would be my first guess."
    >


    :laugh: :laugh:

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: THAT IS HILARIOUS!!!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh:

    ROFLMBO!!!!!!!:laugh:
  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member
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  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh:


    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: My son would love that one.

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