I'm officially an old lady

kellch

Don't forget to change the Depends :bigsmile:

Trust me, that's not something that's easy to forget, if you know what I mean....



Okay, babe, here I come!!

ROFLMAO:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Go get em girl!! :bigsmile:

kellch

Happy Belated Birthday!

I found as I have aged that age is a state of mind and in my mind, and to me my mind doesn't matter.

In my 20's I THOUGHT I could achive anything.
In my 30's I FELT I could achive anything.
In my 40's I KNEW I could achive anything.
Now as I face my 50's I KNOW I can achive anything.

Perks Of Being Over The Hill
There is nothing left anymore to learn the hard way.

Things that you buy now won't wear out.

Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.

You no longer think of the speed limit as a challenge.

Your investment in health insurance is finally paying off.

Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them anyway.

You can sing along with elevator music.

Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the guy on the television.

Your eyes won't get too much worse.

Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

People call you at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you???? "

You can eat dinner at 4:00 in the afternoon.

In a hostage situation you are the most likely to be released first.

No one expects you to run -- anywhere.

You are no longer viewed as a hypochondriac.

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Sad thing is....I can already relate to some of these things...:noway:

kellch

*quivering lip kiss incoming*

It's ok just close your eyes and it'll be over in no time :bigsmile:

Healthier_Me

AlbertSchwartz

so do you have the urge to carry boiled sweets in your pocket?

kellch

so do you have the urge to carry boiled sweets in your pocket?

boiled sweets??????

LML79

so do you have the urge to carry boiled sweets in your pocket?

boiled sweets??????

hmm never heard of that one before... does it mean Hard Candy?

AlbertSchwartz

*sigh*, this transadlantic drift... lol

Yeah its as you yanks would say hard 'candy', and old people carry them lol, i thin kits the law

LML79

*sigh*, this transadlantic drift... lol

Yeah its as you yanks would say hard 'candy', and old people carry them lol, i thin kits the law

lol!! oh no........ I do that now at 29.. YIKES!

kellch

*sigh*, this transadlantic drift... lol

Yeah its as you yanks would say hard 'candy', and old people carry them lol, i thin kits the law

LOL....:laugh: :laugh: Nope don't carry that yet....So does that mean, ummm, I'm not old YET? :laugh:

AlbertSchwartz

I couldn't answer that i'm years behind you, umm.. cough i'm 28 :noway: lol

LML79

I couldn't answer that i'm years behind you, umm.. cough i'm 28 :noway: lol

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

kellch

I couldn't answer that i'm years behind you, umm.. cough i'm 28 :noway: lol

YEAH YEAH!! RUB IT IN!!! :grumble: It'll be here before ya know it :bigsmile: My fiance's 27 he likes to rub it in too :laugh: He says he's gonna have to find himself a younger chic :laugh:

AlbertSchwartz

I couldn't answer that i'm years behind you, umm.. cough i'm 28 :noway: lol

YEAH YEAH!! RUB IT IN!!! :grumble: It'll be here before ya know it :bigsmile: My fiance's 27 he likes to rub it in too :laugh: He says he's gonna have to find himself a younger chic :laugh:

Well if you come back on the market, I'm available... I'm a gentleman i'll open doors for you and carry your old lady trolly with wheels...

lol

Shannon023

I couldn't answer that i'm years behind you, umm.. cough i'm 28 :noway: lol

YEAH YEAH!! RUB IT IN!!! :grumble: It'll be here before ya know it :bigsmile: My fiance's 27 he likes to rub it in too :laugh: He says he's gonna have to find himself a younger chic :laugh:

My hubby's 3-years younger then me too. Those younger dudes have the stamina for us old broads.

peej76

Happy birthday!:flowerforyou: I turn 32 in September and turning 30 wasn't a big deal but I'm a little scared of 40 lol! Hope you have a good day!!!!

kellch

I couldn't answer that i'm years behind you, umm.. cough i'm 28 :noway: lol

YEAH YEAH!! RUB IT IN!!! :grumble: It'll be here before ya know it :bigsmile: My fiance's 27 he likes to rub it in too :laugh: He says he's gonna have to find himself a younger chic :laugh:

Well if you come back on the market, I'm available... I'm a gentleman i'll open doors for you and carry your old lady trolly with wheels...

lol

:laugh: :laugh: Thanks Al!! Nice to know you're there:laugh: :laugh:

kellch

I couldn't answer that i'm years behind you, umm.. cough i'm 28 :noway: lol

YEAH YEAH!! RUB IT IN!!! :grumble: It'll be here before ya know it :bigsmile: My fiance's 27 he likes to rub it in too :laugh: He says he's gonna have to find himself a younger chic :laugh:

My hubby's 3-years younger then me too. Those younger dudes have the stamina for us old broads.

YEAH THEY DO!!! :bigsmile: My original plan.......Get em young and train em!!....plan failed :laugh: Plan B...enjoy the stamina of a younger man!!:drinker: :bigsmile:

Shannon023

YEAH THEY DO!!! :bigsmile: My original plan.......Get em young and train em!!....plan failed :laugh: Plan B...enjoy the stamina of a younger man!!:drinker: :bigsmile:

When you're a REALLY old hag, like me, you'll be cursing that stamina sometimes. :laugh:

kellch

YEAH THEY DO!!! :bigsmile: My original plan.......Get em young and train em!!....plan failed :laugh: Plan B...enjoy the stamina of a younger man!!:drinker: :bigsmile:

When you're a REALLY old hag, like me, you'll be cursing that stamina sometimes. :laugh:

I already do sometimes :laugh: Sometimes he's cursing mine though too :bigsmile: