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randimockensturm
randimockensturm Posts: 49 Member
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This group is so creative - I'll bet we can come up with a boatload of these. I was trying to make myself laugh this AM by remembering gentle ways of saying that someone is a not so nice or different ways of saying that someone is not that bright. Here are the ones that I can remember.

SOMEONE IS NOT SO NICE:
- his/her mother barks.

SOMEONE IS NOT SO BRIGHT:
- lights are on - nobody is home
- coupe cards shy of a deck.
- couldn't find his A... with both hands in his back pocket
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  • randimockensturm
    randimockensturm Posts: 49 Member
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    This group is so creative - I'll bet we can come up with a boatload of these. I was trying to make myself laugh this AM by remembering gentle ways of saying that someone is a not so nice or different ways of saying that someone is not that bright. Here are the ones that I can remember.

    SOMEONE IS NOT SO NICE:
    - his/her mother barks.

    SOMEONE IS NOT SO BRIGHT:
    - lights are on - nobody is home
    - coupe cards shy of a deck.
    - couldn't find his A... with both hands in his back pocket
  • Mireille
    Mireille Posts: 5,134 Member
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    SOMEONE IS NOT SO NICE:
    - woke up on the wrong side of the bed
    - what's crawling in your pants?
    -

    SOMEONE IS NOT SO BRIGHT:
    - good thing you got your looks
    - 2 peas short of a pod



    I have more but I have to think...
  • MJV40
    MJV40 Posts: 9
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    :laugh: okay, you made me laugh!! How about "not the sharpest knife in the drawer" or "a few bricks short of a load"
  • MJV40
    MJV40 Posts: 9
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    :laugh: okay, you made me laugh!! How about "not the sharpest knife in the drawer" or "a few bricks short of a load"
  • CristaAmy
    CristaAmy Posts: 67
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    One of our favorites is a combination of "not the brightest bulb on the tree", "not the sharpest tack" and something about cookies (don't know where that came from) ... it ended up as "not the brightest cookie".

    Another odd one ... "its a mile ... as the duck flies"
  • tilly6277
    tilly6277 Posts: 202
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    Not so bright-
    not the sharpest pencil in the drawer
    not the brighest crayon in the box
    a few sandwiches short of a picnic.
  • SherryRH
    SherryRH Posts: 810 Member
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    Someone not so bright - Not the brightest crayon in the box.
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
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    When a woman is a crank:

    "She has been that way every since someone dropped a house on her sister."

    When a short man tries to make up for his height (mouthy):

    "Don't make me come down there"
  • Tizz
    Tizz Posts: 38
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    Bad mood " Who put sand in your vag___" or "been at the beach lately?"
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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    SOMEONE NOT SO BRIGHT

    Hi Soupy!





    {She's sooooooooo gonna kill me} hiding_smilie.gif
  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member
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    Bad mood " Who put sand in your vag___" or "been at the beach lately?"


    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • tashjs21
    tashjs21 Posts: 4,584 Member
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    "the lights are on but nobody's home"
    "their cheese has slipped off their cracker"
    I also call people fruit loops quite often.

    Not so Nice= Grumpy Grumperson
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
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    SOMEONE NOT SO BRIGHT

    Hi Soupy!





    {She's sooooooooo gonna kill me} hiding_smilie.gif

    D@#n
  • tashjs21
    tashjs21 Posts: 4,584 Member
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    When a woman is a crank:

    "She has been that way every since someone dropped a house on her sister."

    :laugh: :laugh: That is awesome!!
  • Mireille
    Mireille Posts: 5,134 Member
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    Bad mood " Who put sand in your vag___" or "been at the beach lately?"

    Gonna have to use the "who put sand in your vag". Actually, I'm gonna use it today!! That is so funny!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
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    SOMEONE IS NOT SO BRIGHT:

    Mouth breather. (picture it)
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
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    When a woman is a crank:

    "She has been that way every since someone dropped a house on her sister."

    :laugh: :laugh: That is awesome!!

    You could follow that up with: "I wont mess with you b/c you'll get out your flying monkeys"
  • randimockensturm
    randimockensturm Posts: 49 Member
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    that is too funny! the flying monkey one was too much I am laughing out loud.. hey!! it's working I'm laughing!!!!!

    here two I just remembered ... [to be said to a 3rd party while still within ear's shot of the person who was mean to you]
    "aren't you glad YOUR mamma didn't bring you up to be mean like him"

    or yet another
    "aren't you glad you don't have the problems he has that makes him be so mean to other people?"
  • Koozy81
    Koozy81 Posts: 250 Member
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    SOMEONE THAT ISNT SO BRIGHT:

    "YOU ATE PAINT CHIPS AS A CHILD DIDNT YOU"
  • randimockensturm
    randimockensturm Posts: 49 Member
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    oh my oh my that is too funny

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