MAKE ME LAUGH - COMMON

mommared53

How about:

A few bricks short of a load.
Bats in the belfrey.
The lights are on but nobody's home.
Did your mother have any kids that lived?

Oops, sorry. You already said the lights on on . . .

mommared53

Here's another one:

Dumb as a stump.

ali106

not the brightest star in the sky...

not the shiniest apple on the tree...

or lol, and we loving say this to one of our best buddies...." we call her sunny, cuz she's sooo bright...:noway: "
*giggles w/ shannon...yes its you know who*

um, the lights are on, but nobodies home....WHOOPS..what the heck is it w/ that one...we all are repeating it LOL

for not so nice....well...

someone had some "word that rhymes w/ witch" flakes today....
or
I didn't know trolls came out from under the bridge...
or
need a midol?
:ohwell:

PhotographerOfNature

Not the brightest crayon in the box :sick:



He/She couldn't find their butt with both hands. :bigsmile:

mholmes

Not the brightest crayon in the box :sick:



He/She couldn't find their butt with both hands. :bigsmile:

Hmm :huh: I can't seem to find mine either... help?

Shannon023

Not the brightest crayon in the box :sick:



He/She couldn't find their butt with both hands. :bigsmile:

Hmm :huh: I can't seem to find mine either... help?

Like I'm gonna fall for that one again.

fatsis

An expression around here for someone his talks about their ability but never performs to that level.

"all hat and no cowboy"

ali106

An expression around here for someone his talks about their ability but never performs to that level.

"all hat and no cowboy"

lmbo that's a good one!:laugh:

Shannon023

An expression around here for someone his talks about their ability but never performs to that level.

"all hat and no cowboy"

I think I've dated him. :grumble:

fatsis

You put the itch in Beotch.

Vans

SOMEONE IS NOT SO NICE:
-She (he) is a BEE with an ITCH
-what crawled up your @$$ and died?
-"who *kitten* in your cereal this morning?"
-Find a friend who cares. Better yet, find a friend!


SOMEONE IS NOT SO BRIGHT:
-they are "special"
-ask "Are your parents siblings?"
-Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?
-He/She's not stupid; they are possessed by a retarded ghost. (srry if this is offensive to anyone)
-I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.
-I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works
-Don't think, it may sprain your brain!

mholmes

Not the brightest crayon in the box :sick:



He/She couldn't find their butt with both hands. :bigsmile:

Hmm :huh: I can't seem to find mine either... help?

Like I'm gonna fall for that one again.

:smooched:

fatsis

NOT SO BRIGHT:

You are the reason cousins should not mate.

SoupNazi

or lol, and we loving say this to one of our best buddies...." we call her sunny, cuz she's sooo bright...:noway: "
*giggles w/ shannon...yes its you know who*

*whispers to Shannon and Ali
Hey..who is it? I promise I won't tell.
{{giggle}}

Shannon023

or lol, and we loving say this to one of our best buddies...." we call her sunny, cuz she's sooo bright...:noway: "
*giggles w/ shannon...yes its you know who*

*whispers to Shannon and Ali
Hey..who is it? I promise I won't tell.
{{giggle}}

mmm...no one you know, lammie-pie.

mholmes

or lol, and we loving say this to one of our best buddies...." we call her sunny, cuz she's sooo bright...:noway: "
*giggles w/ shannon...yes its you know who*

*whispers to Shannon and Ali
Hey..who is it? I promise I won't tell.
{{giggle}}

mmm...no one you know, lammie-pie.

Ok ok.... you guys can quit pickin on me behind my back.

fatsis

or lol, and we loving say this to one of our best buddies...." we call her sunny, cuz she's sooo bright...:noway: "
*giggles w/ shannon...yes its you know who*

*whispers to Shannon and Ali
Hey..who is it? I promise I won't tell.
{{giggle}}

mmm...no one you know, lammie-pie.

Ok ok.... you guys can quit pickin on me behind my back.

I thought U couldn't find your back. :bigsmile:

mholmes

or lol, and we loving say this to one of our best buddies...." we call her sunny, cuz she's sooo bright...:noway: "
*giggles w/ shannon...yes its you know who*

*whispers to Shannon and Ali
Hey..who is it? I promise I won't tell.
{{giggle}}

mmm...no one you know, lammie-pie.

Ok ok.... you guys can quit pickin on me behind my back.

I thought U couldn't find your back. :bigsmile:

Oh no.... theres plenty of back (back fat, bra fat...) part of my booty was the first thing to go with the 9 pounds :sad:

ali106

or lol, and we loving say this to one of our best buddies...." we call her sunny, cuz she's sooo bright...:noway: "
*giggles w/ shannon...yes its you know who*

*whispers to Shannon and Ali
Hey..who is it? I promise I won't tell.
{{giggle}}

mmm...no one you know, lammie-pie.

Ok ok.... you guys can quit pickin on me behind my back.

woopsie-daisy.....* gives shannon the uh oh look....dangles something shiney* hey look hon...a pretty sparkly!!! *rushes off*

calatibo

oooh, sparkles....

if not so clever...more, done something annoyingly stupid at work i usually just ask them what kind of an idiot/moron they are....

and start running, it's a good way to burn those pesky calorie thingys i keep hearing about

Poison5119

Here's another couple --

Dumber than a bag of hammers.

and


Which one of your two brain cells got to work today.

TracyFace

For some one not so nice- Who peed in your Cheerios??

For some one not so smart, well, actually this is one my brother used to describe my mom cuz he thought she was losing her mind- The cheese has slipped off her sandwich.

memaw66

Not so nice: "Who peed in your Wheaties?"

Not so bright: "Big Hearted" - My husband and I tease each other with this one all the time when one of us do or say something stupid, we say "Well, at least you have a big heart!"

TracyFace

Something I called my dog this morning,

Dumb as a box of rocks!