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that is too funny! the flying monkey one was too much I am laughing out loud.. hey!! it's working I'm laughing!!!!!
here two I just remembered ... [to be said to a 3rd party while still within ear's shot of the person who was mean to you]
"aren't you glad YOUR mamma didn't bring you up to be mean like him"
or yet another
"aren't you glad you don't have the problems he has that makes him be so mean to other people?"
haha I usually say something along the lines of "well someone's mama didn't love them enough as a child hmm?"0 -
This one could be considered really harsh, so watch out:
Someone not so nice:
Did your gynecologist pull the wrong tooth?
Someone not so bright:
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.0 -
SOMEONE THAT ISNT SO BRIGHT:
"YOU ATE PAINT CHIPS AS A CHILD DIDNT YOU"
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: That's funny. I'll have to remember that one.0 -
Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
Driveway doesn't quite reach the road.
Dumber than a bag of hammers.
As smart as bait.0 -
My husband says this all the time to me "Here's your sign", something about Jeff Foxworthy, I dunno.
The elevator doesn't go all the way to the top
He/she takes the short bus0 -
SOMEONE THAT ISNT SO BRIGHT:
"YOU ATE PAINT CHIPS AS A CHILD DIDNT YOU"
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my family was just having this conversation on the 4th weekend, here's one not yet mentioned
Not so bright
His/her elevator doesn't go to the top floor
then someone added - it never left the basment
then someone else added; his buttons don't even light up0 -
ooooOOooOoo here is one my dad used to say.. I forgot..
"dumber than whale poop"0 -
some one not so bright---
elevators not reaching the top floor
He’s one taco short of a combo plate.
A few beans short of a chalupa.
A few beers short of a six-pack
He’s one egg roll short of a Pu Pu Platter.
The only thing that keeps it from going in one ear and out the other is the “For Rent” sign in the middle.
Someone needs to spackle her mouth closed before the rest of her intelligence escapes.
He is a few fries short of a happy meal.
His wheel is spinning, but the hamster is dead.
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled.
He’s all foam no beer.
He’s one coffee bean short of a cappuccino.
the lights are on, but nobody’s home
he’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer
He’s 1 peanut short of a snickers
He has verbal diarrhea and mental constipation.0 -
"Fell out of the Stupid Tree and hit every branch on the way down"0
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How about:
A few bricks short of a load.
Bats in the belfrey.
The lights are on but nobody's home.
Did your mother have any kids that lived?
Oops, sorry. You already said the lights on on . . .0 -
Here's another one:
Dumb as a stump.0 -
not the brightest star in the sky...
not the shiniest apple on the tree...
or lol, and we loving say this to one of our best buddies...." we call her sunny, cuz she's sooo bright...:noway: "
*giggles w/ shannon...yes its you know who*
um, the lights are on, but nobodies home....WHOOPS..what the heck is it w/ that one...we all are repeating it LOL
for not so nice....well...
someone had some "word that rhymes w/ witch" flakes today....
or
I didn't know trolls came out from under the bridge...
or
need a midol?
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Not the brightest crayon in the box :sick:
He/She couldn't find their butt with both hands. :bigsmile:0 -
Not the brightest crayon in the box :sick:
He/She couldn't find their butt with both hands. :bigsmile:
Hmm :huh: I can't seem to find mine either... help?0 -
Not the brightest crayon in the box :sick:
He/She couldn't find their butt with both hands. :bigsmile:
Hmm :huh: I can't seem to find mine either... help?
Like I'm gonna fall for that one again.0 -
An expression around here for someone his talks about their ability but never performs to that level.
"all hat and no cowboy"0 -
An expression around here for someone his talks about their ability but never performs to that level.
"all hat and no cowboy"
lmbo that's a good one!:laugh:0 -
An expression around here for someone his talks about their ability but never performs to that level.
"all hat and no cowboy"
I think I've dated him. :grumble:0 -
You put the itch in Beotch.0
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