question about home liposuction

ladyhawk00

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jeffrodgers1

Use the vacuum line off the transmision from a 78 Pontiac... You'll want a jug of the blue stuff to clean and disenfect the area surrounding the injector port.

Just don't put it the motor in reverse... That could lead to unexplained weight gain and decreased mileage.

All those fat cells will come right off and can now be used as biodiesel.

Good for your waist and the environment!

ROFLMAO!

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sweebum

I actually think that's wrong approach. Do you know any HVAC technicians? They could freeze it with liquid refrigerant and it would just chip off. Only fat freezes you know!:happy: :drinker:

JillyBean819

Sounds like an awesome idea to me. Don't listen to the naysayers! I suggest drinking Capt. Morgan. It will allow you to have fun while performing your own lipo.

Jon_Rod

I have sucked all kinds of fat out of other people:flowerforyou: ...too bad I cant do it to myself:ohwell: ....Im an embalmer :noway:

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healthyjen342

copper and PVC? what a waste! I would definitely say carve a hole and borrow the neighbor's vacuum

LMAO...Neighbor's vacuum. too funny.

kristarablue

Vodka for sure, goes down smoothly. Now, you just need someone to hold ya down....did you say you had a suction device, I think I have an old vacuum you can use!! Let me know how it works, I have a few area's that need a little home lipo as well.

That_Girl

PLEASE tell me this is an April Fools issue! This is MADNESS Friend!....Not to mention a slap in the face for all of those/us who lose weight the right way. Procedures are such a cop-out.

Uh...he said Happy April Fools at the bottom of his post.