question about home liposuction

taso42_DELETED

Anyone tried this? These last few lbs are soooo stubborn, figured I'd try a different approach LOL. So the instructions mention using a surgical stainless steel tube, which I don't have. But I have some left over copper and PVC pipes in the garage from a summer project. With a little simple-green, I think I can get them pretty clean again, well clean enough. Would that be a suitable substitute? Also, I am not sure where to get the anesthetic they mention, so I was planning to get really drunk instead. My question about that is, Vodka, Whiskey, or SoCo? Thanks!

!slooF lirpA yppaH

crazymama2two

taso, you make me laugh daily!!! *hugs*

loveandprideforever

PLEASE tell me this is an April Fools issue! This is MADNESS Friend!....Not to mention a slap in the face for all of those/us who lose weight the right way. Procedures are such a cop-out.

McKayMachina

I sucked out all my fat yesterday. I feel great! The trick is to mix all the booze into one concoction and go straight for the veins. Numbs ya up nice and good.

Enjoy!

Naomi91

copper and PVC? what a waste! I would definitely say carve a hole and borrow the neighbor's vacuum

HalfofHilary

Oh Hun, You are def gonna need tequila!!!!!

BrickHouse2011

lmao! i think you better do a mixture.

jsmjboertlein

LOL OMG! I thought you were serious for half a sec. Thank goodness for April fool's day! WHEW!

ickybella

We just used a kitchen knife and a straw. My husband sucked out the rest of the fat. Darn, now everyone knows my secret! Taso, you make me laugh! Oh, and definitely whiskey.

Laelee

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! You had me thinking 'who the HELL is this guy and is he crazy???!-until l I realized the day!
Happy April Fools!

Surfergurl29

I would just make a slit where you want to lose and wipe all the fat out with a vacuum cleaner ....Just make sure to clean the filter afterwards

NanBar

Taso...April fools you freak! I love your crazy posts!!!!!

Setof2Keys

LOL NERD!!! You just may be giving ppl ideas on this site...

Liatush

copper and PVC? what a waste! I would definitely say carve a hole and borrow the neighbor's vacuum

a simple straw should do. Get the thick one from McD (the one they use for their thick shakes)... get the shake while you're at it but drink it before the procedure. You don't want to repeat the procedure too often. Once a week should suffice

sarahsmom1

I'm thinking Wild Turkey or Ripple (do they even make that anymore?)

mamijujuphat

:laugh: :happy: :bigsmile: & that's why we love you taso

HollyRutledge

I have sucked all kinds of fat out of other people:flowerforyou: ...too bad I cant do it to myself:ohwell: ....Im an embalmer :noway:

tashjs21

Dang I was hoping for some tips. :grumble:


:laugh: Thanks for the laugh Taso! :drinker:

Hinto

If you're in a hurry, I have an 18 gallon shop vac you can borrow.

thecanface

copper and PVC? what a waste! I would definitely say carve a hole and borrow the neighbor's vacuum

that's what i did. i had to use Hoover, Dirt Devil was too loud..

DaniJeanine

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! You had me thinking 'who the HELL is this guy and is he crazy???!-until l I realized the day!
Happy April Fools!

OMG!!!! lol..the sad part is you know somewhere someone has tried that...

SommerJo

Love it!!! Although I did see an episode of "1000 ways to die" (I think it was that one) where this guy did just that with his shop vac. Not only a complete error in judgement -- but apparently position as well. There was some relocation of organs -- like from the body to the vacuum base

Naomi91

copper and PVC? what a waste! I would definitely say carve a hole and borrow the neighbor's vacuum

a simple straw should do. Get the thick one from McD (the one they use for their thick shakes)... get the shake while you're at it but drink it before the procedure. You don't want to repeat the procedure too often. Once a week should suffice

Oh!! why didnt i think about that! tisk tisk.

Although clean up is a lot easier when you leave it in the neighbors vacuum xD things could get messy here!

innocenceportrayed

First off, rum is the best.
Second, if you're not using a boxcutter, a slurpee straw and the neighbors daughter's doctor kit, you're doing it all wrong.

Oompa_Loompa

...ive tried it.


HAHA april fools lol. i hate this day

live2smyle

I clicked on this expecting to see a *real* do it at home kit lmao....I was gonna go running to dial that 1-800-number. FYI I dyed my hair this dark...Its really a dirty blonde. :P

sarahsmom1

Ok so I tried this it didn't take much to get me drunk I tried the vacuum cleaner type made the incision and suck it all out. Just woke up I'm still fat and have no feathers in my pillow they are in the vacuum I guess I'll have to try again thanks for the idea.

BobbyDaniel

I suggest using one of those huge straws you get from a smoothie shop...no doubt will move the fat in bigger clumps, plus they are sealed in plastic when you get them!

runningneo122

Definitely a mix of all the booze in the house and don't forget to remove the HEPA filter if you use the Dirt Devil.

locomotion

:bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile:

callipygianchronicle

First, you need absinth. You want to be hallucinating, not just a little tipsy. And, I’ve also heard that people have great success using old aquarium pumps fr this. Just wipe it down with Lysol and you’re good.