question about home liposuction
Options
taso42_DELETED
Posts: 3,394 Member
in Chit-Chat
Anyone tried this? These last few lbs are soooo stubborn, figured I'd try a different approach LOL. So the instructions mention using a surgical stainless steel tube, which I don't have. But I have some left over copper and PVC pipes in the garage from a summer project. With a little simple-green, I think I can get them pretty clean again, well clean enough. Would that be a suitable substitute? Also, I am not sure where to get the anesthetic they mention, so I was planning to get really drunk instead. My question about that is, Vodka, Whiskey, or SoCo? Thanks!
!slooF lirpA yppaH
!slooF lirpA yppaH
0
Replies
-
taso, you make me laugh daily!!! *hugs*0
-
PLEASE tell me this is an April Fools issue! This is MADNESS Friend!....Not to mention a slap in the face for all of those/us who lose weight the right way. Procedures are such a cop-out.0
-
I sucked out all my fat yesterday. I feel great! The trick is to mix all the booze into one concoction and go straight for the veins. Numbs ya up nice and good.
Enjoy!0 -
copper and PVC? what a waste! I would definitely say carve a hole and borrow the neighbor's vacuum0
-
Oh Hun, You are def gonna need tequila!!!!!0
-
lmao! i think you better do a mixture.0
-
LOL OMG! I thought you were serious for half a sec. Thank goodness for April fool's day! WHEW!0
-
We just used a kitchen knife and a straw. My husband sucked out the rest of the fat. Darn, now everyone knows my secret! Taso, you make me laugh! Oh, and definitely whiskey.0
-
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! You had me thinking 'who the HELL is this guy and is he crazy???!-until l I realized the day!
Happy April Fools!0 -
I would just make a slit where you want to lose and wipe all the fat out with a vacuum cleaner ....Just make sure to clean the filter afterwards0
-
Taso...April fools you freak! I love your crazy posts!!!!!0
-
LOL NERD!!! You just may be giving ppl ideas on this site...0
-
copper and PVC? what a waste! I would definitely say carve a hole and borrow the neighbor's vacuum
a simple straw should do. Get the thick one from McD (the one they use for their thick shakes)... get the shake while you're at it but drink it before the procedure. You don't want to repeat the procedure too often. Once a week should suffice0 -
I'm thinking Wild Turkey or Ripple (do they even make that anymore?)0
-
:laugh: :happy: :bigsmile: & that's why we love you taso0
-
I have sucked all kinds of fat out of other people:flowerforyou: ...too bad I cant do it to myself:ohwell: ....Im an embalmer :noway:0
-
Dang I was hoping for some tips. :grumble:
:laugh: Thanks for the laugh Taso! :drinker:0 -
If you're in a hurry, I have an 18 gallon shop vac you can borrow.0
-
copper and PVC? what a waste! I would definitely say carve a hole and borrow the neighbor's vacuum
that's what i did. i had to use Hoover, Dirt Devil was too loud..0 -
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! You had me thinking 'who the HELL is this guy and is he crazy???!-until l I realized the day!
Happy April Fools!
OMG!!!! lol..the sad part is you know somewhere someone has tried that...0
Categories
- All Categories
- 1.4M Health, Wellness and Goals
- 391.8K Introduce Yourself
- 43.5K Getting Started
- 259.8K Health and Weight Loss
- 175.6K Food and Nutrition
- 47.3K Recipes
- 232.3K Fitness and Exercise
- 396 Sleep, Mindfulness and Overall Wellness
- 6.4K Goal: Maintaining Weight
- 8.5K Goal: Gaining Weight and Body Building
- 152.8K Motivation and Support
- 7.8K Challenges
- 1.3K Debate Club
- 96.3K Chit-Chat
- 2.5K Fun and Games
- 3.3K MyFitnessPal Information
- 23 News and Announcements
- 967 Feature Suggestions and Ideas
- 2.3K MyFitnessPal Tech Support Questions