If you are single and want to flirt

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  • scandalyssa
    scandalyssa Posts: 19
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    hahahhahahaha that cracks me up:laugh:
    hmmm I have never really flirted before. do those cheesy pick up lines work? let's see Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!
    Are you tired? Because you have been running through my mind all day.



    I never heard that they worked. Best i heard was a guy at a party was smashed. He drunkenly glances over at this girl standing next to me, waits a moment for his vision to focus and says, "You have great moles."

    I am pretty sure he got the Heisman.


    Oh...and not single, but just runhide.gif
  • Dancinhiphop4life
    Dancinhiphop4life Posts: 62
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    Lol i didn't revive the thread to flirt...i dont even know how....but everyone on here is fun....and my life is pretty boring at the moment so....someone entertain me:)

    So glad you did.. was thinking of doing it myself! :blushing:
    Don't feel like working today... need some excitement.

    Lol you should have revived it instead of me:tongue:
    I just had to share this:) I hope there aren't any sensitive blondes on here, cuz i dont want to make anyone mad:)

    Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape. The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution. By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." The blonde shouts, "fire!!"


    This joke is awesome! :laugh:
  • CCSunlight
    CCSunlight Posts: 249 Member
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    hmmm I have never really flirted before. do those cheesy pick up lines work? let's see Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!

    Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
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    hmmm I have never really flirted before. do those cheesy pick up lines work? let's see Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!

    Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.
    Did it hurt when you fell down from Heaven?
  • CCSunlight
    CCSunlight Posts: 249 Member
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    hmmm I have never really flirted before. do those cheesy pick up lines work? let's see Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!

    Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.
    Did it hurt when you fell down from Heaven?

    like a b**ch.
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
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    hmmm I have never really flirted before. do those cheesy pick up lines work? let's see Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!

    Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.
    Did it hurt when you fell down from Heaven?

    like a b**ch.
    A cussing angel means...4.gif
  • 1113cw
    1113cw Posts: 830 Member
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    You poor thing.. you've come to the right place! And yes, nice = flirting!
    Love the pic, btw.. :blushing:
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    So wait........ Were you flirting with me or M. Lopez?
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    Better late than never I guess?
    Yes, silly I was flirting with you!
  • CCSunlight
    CCSunlight Posts: 249 Member
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    hmmm I have never really flirted before. do those cheesy pick up lines work? let's see Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!

    Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.
    Did it hurt when you fell down from Heaven?

    like a b**ch.
    A cussing angel means...4.gif

    how did you think I fell?
  • DreamLittleDarling
    DreamLittleDarling Posts: 800 Member
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    thats it... i'm gonna hang with you single folks FOR SURE!

    my married folks have all of a sudden started fitting the boring mold...


    so umm... hey baby, what's your sign?
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,370 Member
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    thats it... i'm gonna hang with you single folks FOR SURE!

    my married folks have all of a sudden started fitting the boring mold...


    so umm... hey baby, what's your sign?

    It says..."waiting for you" :blushing:
  • JEK717
    JEK717 Posts: 1,497
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    You all just plain hilarious:happy:
  • 1113cw
    1113cw Posts: 830 Member
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    thats it... i'm gonna hang with you single folks FOR SURE!

    my married folks have all of a sudden started fitting the boring mold...


    so umm... hey baby, what's your sign?

    It says..."waiting for you" :blushing:

    Total flirt.. good to see the thread is still alive and kickin'!!
  • DreamLittleDarling
    DreamLittleDarling Posts: 800 Member
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    thats it... i'm gonna hang with you single folks FOR SURE!

    my married folks have all of a sudden started fitting the boring mold...


    so umm... hey baby, what's your sign?

    It says..."waiting for you" :blushing:

    omg that's adorable! LOVE IT!
  • hush7hush
    hush7hush Posts: 2,273 Member
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    Hmm. I'm still glowing from being called hot-sauce. :)
  • DreamLittleDarling
    DreamLittleDarling Posts: 800 Member
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    Hmm. I'm still glowing from being called hot-sauce. :)

    you are DEF smokey chipotle tobasco... because that is the BEST tobasco that EVER existed =)
  • humblemonkey
    humblemonkey Posts: 576 Member
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    :sad: y is this thread so much more fun than the married people one? are we really that boring because we tied the knot? boo...
  • hush7hush
    hush7hush Posts: 2,273 Member
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    Hmm. I'm still glowing from being called hot-sauce. :)

    you are DEF smokey chipotle tobasco... because that is the BEST tobasco that EVER existed =)


    Well thanks hot mama. ;)
  • DreamLittleDarling
    DreamLittleDarling Posts: 800 Member
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    :sad: y is this thread so much more fun than the married people one? are we really that boring because we tied the knot? boo...

    I am NOT boring gosh darn it!

    I think we should load ALL the animals into a big truck and move them over here!
  • DreamLittleDarling
    DreamLittleDarling Posts: 800 Member
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    Hmm. I'm still glowing from being called hot-sauce. :)

    you are DEF smokey chipotle tobasco... because that is the BEST tobasco that EVER existed =)


    Well thanks hot mama. ;)

    :blushing: oh my... you ARE welcome!
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,370 Member
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    thats it... i'm gonna hang with you single folks FOR SURE!

    my married folks have all of a sudden started fitting the boring mold...


    so umm... hey baby, what's your sign?

    It says..."waiting for you" :blushing:

    omg that's adorable! LOVE IT!

    :smooched:

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