Okay Lawbreakers!!!

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  • time2wrk
    time2wrk Posts: 773 Member
    *Sigh* I am sooooo boring! (Not really, I just never got caught, but in case my kids check - Mom is boring!)

    Go get caught, then check back in with us. :laugh:

    Ok, I am going to lunch with a couple of girlfriends. One is pretty on the straight and narrow, but I am sure the other could persuade me to do something that I could entertain you all with!!! :smokin: :devil:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Nada for me! No tickets, no court appearances--at least on the wrong side of the law. Many times when I was an Animal Control Officer but me, a transgressor??

    Never

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    Maaaaaannnn....bunch of goody-2-shoes around here......:noway:

    Where's Soupy & Megan??? snickeringg.gif

    breakin' the law somewhere I think.....:bigsmile:

    :laugh:

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    Sometimes they need to go...
    Where everybody knows their names...
    And never surprised they came....


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  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member
    :devil: I do drink and drive a little but that's only because the bars so close it's practically in the back yard. I crank the car move three inches and I'm home... *ashamed*:sad:
  • Juliebean
    Juliebean Posts: 317
    (1) minor in possession, plead down to an 'open container' (which I didn't have and it was a bs call but anyway...)

    (3) speeding tickets, 2 going through SLO-hio and one last weekend coming back from the beach... "But Officer, I couldn't have possibly been going 91 in a 70!"

    That's all I've been caught doing... :wink:
  • banks1850
    banks1850 Posts: 3,475 Member
    HA! Tagging when I was in college. Are you serious? Tagging? Apparently it's a felony. I did not know that, nor did the judge, who had to ask my lawyer what Tagging was. LOL! :noway:

    Are you sure it wasn't STREAKING Banks???? :laugh:

    LOL, oh we streaked, just never got caught,(by the cops) KY caught us streaking their sorority house like 3 times. LOL!
  • SherryRH
    SherryRH Posts: 810 Member
    I was caught in a stolen car but I didn't steal it. :embarassed: My then boyfriend borrowed it from his friend and decided to not give it back. He didn't tell me and when the cops brought me home my mom was pi$$ed. Needless to say he was not my boyfriend after that.
  • kistinbee
    kistinbee Posts: 3,688 Member
    Well...besides the speeding tickets and tint tickets (I've had about a handful)...I did steal a thing of nail polish when I was in Jr. Highschool:embarassed: ...MAN...did I learn my lesson. Didn't get in much trouble with the store...they caught me AS I was putting it in my pocket so I gave it back...but my mom...OMG...I will NEVER forget her face when she had to come and pick me up!:noway: HORRIBLE! I don't even know why I did it. I was with 3 girlfriends and we all grabbed 1 bottle...I got caught. Oh well...not my proudest moment...AT ALL, but NEVER stole anything else. SO ashamed!:embarassed:
  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member
    Nada for me! No tickets, no court appearances--at least on the wrong side of the law. Many times when I was an Animal Control Officer but me, a transgressor??

    Never

    AngelPray.gif

    Maaaaaannnn....bunch of goody-2-shoes around here......:noway:

    Where's Soupy & Megan??? snickeringg.gif

    breakin' the law somewhere I think.....:bigsmile:

    HEY!!!!!:angry::laugh:

    I've never done anything illegal *ahem and got caught. I wanted to further my Law Enforcement career into the FBI and they find out anything and EVERYTHING about you in the process....so I was too skeered to do any wrong.
    Now that I no longer am in that line of work, I'm proud to say I will be going streaking down my neighborhood street in, uh, say 10 minutes.:laugh:
  • Juliebean
    Juliebean Posts: 317
    HA! Tagging when I was in college. Are you serious? Tagging? Apparently it's a felony. I did not know that, nor did the judge, who had to ask my lawyer what Tagging was. LOL! :noway:

    Anyway, after he herd the description, he was like, "Ahh, don't do it again, 1 year Continued without a finding" and he slammed the gavel. It left me wondering why I had to pay a thousand dollars for an attorney!

    Oh, by the way, tagging is basically painting on any rock that isn't considered "personal property, I.E. graffiti in the middle of no where. In my case it was our Fraternity's letters on a rock by the highway. Stupid? Sure, but cmon, I was 19 and basically drunk 4 nights a week, who WOULDN'T be stupid?

    There's a rock on MSU's campus that is "tagged" all the time. Different sororitys and frats tag it, so do political organizations, etc. It's encouraged on our campus! Glad you didn't get in too much trouble!
  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member
    I hear flashing is super fun.....trenchcoat.gif

    Yeah, maybe I'll do a lil of that.
  • kimber607
    kimber607 Posts: 7,128 Member
    Hi

    Me?
    Nope, never been in the can....LOL

    Back in the day (ummmmm *clears throat*)
    I was a bit of a speed demon..but knock on wood, I've never ever gotten a speeding ticket....yet (GULP)

    I've been caught with booze, under age, 2x...but was just asked to throw the very pricey boones wine in the river...darn..

    Kim
  • KrisKabob
    KrisKabob Posts: 1,250 Member
    Okay... I have no problem confessing...

    Underage possession/drinking when I was in high school - actually got a ticket, had to attend an alcohol class, and serve 40 hours community service... I was 17.

    Three major speeding tickets in one year... 20 over in Jan. 2001, 21 over in a construction zone in July 2001, and 19 over in Dec 2001. Hey! I was in college and the interstate to my college was SO BORING!!!

    Not cited: I've been thrown out of two bars: one for using a fake I.D. and one for fighting (it's a long story).

    To this day I am still surprised my friends and I never got caught (legally) for rolling like a dozen or more people. We even put a port-a-potty on someones front door step!

    I am such a criminal!!!:devil:

    Haha!!!

    -Kris

    P.S. I'm married to a cop now so I'm paying my dues for my past!!! hahaaaaa!!!! Gotta love him!
  • timragan
    timragan Posts: 117 Member
    Took the tag off of my mattress.

    And maybe a few other things that shouldn't list.:ohwell:
  • tashjs21
    tashjs21 Posts: 4,584 Member
    I have been pulled over countless times and never gotten a ticket. Some how I always had on a nice cleavage shirt when my lead foot kicked in. Coincidence?
    I was handcuffed, stuffed in the back of a cruiser and taken to the psychiatric ER one night. My boyfriend called the cops on me because I got drunk and had a meltdown. He told them I was a danger to myself. Turns out I was suffering from post traumatic stress disorder and snapped (the alocohol probably helped that along). :drinker: That was the scariest night of my life.
  • KrisKabob
    KrisKabob Posts: 1,250 Member
    I have been pulled over countless times and never gotten a ticket. Some how I always had on a nice cleavage shirt when my lead foot kicked in. Coincidence?
    I was handcuffed, stuffed in the back of a cruiser and taken to the psychiatric ER one night. My boyfriend called the cops on me because I got drunk and had a meltdown. He told them I was a danger to myself. Turns out I was suffering from post traumatic stress disorder and snapped (the alocohol probably helped that along). :drinker: That was the scariest night of my life.

    At least you can say what my aunt always says whne people call her crazy... "I'm not crazy! I have the papers to prove it!"

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • tashjs21
    tashjs21 Posts: 4,584 Member
    I have been pulled over countless times and never gotten a ticket. Some how I always had on a nice cleavage shirt when my lead foot kicked in. Coincidence?
    I was handcuffed, stuffed in the back of a cruiser and taken to the psychiatric ER one night. My boyfriend called the cops on me because I got drunk and had a meltdown. He told them I was a danger to myself. Turns out I was suffering from post traumatic stress disorder and snapped (the alocohol probably helped that along). :drinker: That was the scariest night of my life.

    At least you can say what my aunt always says whne people call her crazy... "I'm not crazy! I have the papers to prove it!"

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Oh no!!! I lost mine :sad: :sad:
  • stephi92569
    stephi92569 Posts: 74
    Hmmmm, well let's see. In my teen years (early teens) I got caught writing on the bathroom wall in the bowling alley at the mall so a girlfriend of mine and I had to spend about an hour with the mall security and clean the bathroom. YUCK!!! Other than that, I have had 2 tickets and unfortunately one was through a construction zone.
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Took the tag off of my mattress.

    And maybe a few other things that shouldn't list.:ohwell:

    :laugh:

    I had NO idea this thread would get so out of hand!! :tongue:
  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member
    Took the tag off of my mattress.

    And maybe a few other things that shouldn't list.:ohwell:

    :laugh:

    I had NO idea this thread would get so out of hand!! :tongue:

    Ok Shannon.... I'm gonna try to steal your thunder here....
  • Phoenix_Rising
    Phoenix_Rising Posts: 11,417 Member
    I..

    I mean someone I KNOW....

    got caught doing 93 in a 70...

    OOPS!!

    *sheepish grin*

    I was doing 97 in a 70, trying to pass a couple who were too busy necking to get out of my way for the past 20 miles. Cop shoulda locked me up in jail that night-- whoops! Glad he didn't!
  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member
    I..

    I mean someone I KNOW....

    got caught doing 93 in a 70...

    OOPS!!

    *sheepish grin*

    I was doing 97 in a 70, trying to pass a couple who were too busy necking to get out of my way for the past 20 miles. Cop shoulda locked me up in jail that night-- whoops! Glad he didn't!

    It wasn't a red Jeep was it?:embarassed: :embarassed:
  • briblue72
    briblue72 Posts: 672 Member
    I've gotten one ticket in my life...

    I made a U-Turn at a red light on Las Vegas Blvd. right in front of the old Aladdin. I was completely sober, just impatient! ha! The cop took a real hard look into my back seat looking for alcohol... but all he found were teaching manuals!

    People on The Strip stare at you like you're scum if you've been pulled over.
  • honeybunchthree
    honeybunchthree Posts: 76 Member
    okay, one thing mama taught me is this: Never, ever admit to anything!
  • Koozy81
    Koozy81 Posts: 250 Member
    wow- well

    3 minor-consumptions
    6 curphew tickets....so lame
    1 case of petty theft....alright alright, so i drew the short straw that night in high school for getting the beer for the bonfire- eh
    1 contributing to the delinquincy of a minor (what the frick ever! it was my best friend and i was a month older than her, and the cop was being an...:grumble: )
    and finally a seat belt ticket....


    sheesh, thank god ive moved on, those were all accumulated in the 4 short yrs of High school....my child is never EVER going to public school....ever
  • MontanaGirl
    MontanaGirl Posts: 1,251 Member
    And here I thought I was the only one who got a speeding ticket in Wyoming!! LOL - I was on I-25 though. I got one in Florida trying to get around a Corvette so I could hit my exit. Cop said I was going 90. :noway: Wow. Lots I didn't get caught at though :tongue:
  • Dmprbst
    Dmprbst Posts: 45 Member
    My husband being a lawyer would be ashamed that I'm admitting this in a public forum but......it was many many moons ago. I was slapped with a malicious destruction of property (in the 4th) which was a misdemeanor and I was under the age of 18, so paid a fine, set free after an hour sitting at a police desk..any who. I knocked over an ex boy friends x-mas tree(Who lived with roommates, 1 yr older in college) because I left my purse there the night before and came back in the morning with my dad and found my money gone about $450 to me that was a lot of money:smile: . No one fessed up so spur of the moment I knocked their x-mas tree down and stepped on their bulbs. I know... stupid and young. His roommates mom told them to file a report, she was mad I ruined their x-mas tree.
  • Dmprbst
    Dmprbst Posts: 45 Member
    :laugh: Not laughing AT you just the way you wrote it...hehe made me laugh funny stuff:happy:
  • shorerider
    shorerider Posts: 3,817 Member
    Hey wait! I just remembered. I did steal something when I was very very little.

    I was about 4 or 5 years old, and I went to the store with the man my mom worked for, and there was a TV Guide at the check-out with Jackie Gleason on the cover. I liked him, and thought they were free, so I took it. When we got back, my mom freaked! Took me back to the store and made me apologize and pay for it--a whole .25 cents! :laugh:

    Guess that means my halo is a little tarnished, huh??:blushing:

    Just checked--it was 1968, so I was 5. And it cost .15 cents not .25 that I remembered. Still, the trauma scars still remain. I always ask, to this day, if something is free before taking it, even if it says "Free"! :tongue:
  • time2wrk
    time2wrk Posts: 773 Member
    Sorry to report, I went to lunch with my friends today and we didn't do one illegal thing. :frown: Still boooooring!
  • ali106
    ali106 Posts: 3,754 Member
    Sorry to report, I went to lunch with my friends today and we didn't do one illegal thing. :frown: Still boooooring!

    yaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwn......:yawn: wow way to live it up girl!!! woo hoo! :drinker: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: kidding...I'm sure your loved ones appreciate your caution to the law! :wink:

    hugs!
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