Confessions.

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  • Run4iiiiiit
    Run4iiiiiit Posts: 489 Member
    how can you not like post secret?
  • HeidiM78
    HeidiM78 Posts: 58
    I have locked my husband's keys in his ML 3x. Twice with my son still strapped in his car seat!:blushing:

    The stupid car's central locking has lost the plot, and sometimes (not always) when you close the front door with the keys in thye ignition, all the doors lock!

    Once was at my brother-in-laws dad's funeral!:embarassed:
  • BrownEyedG1rl
    BrownEyedG1rl Posts: 625 Member
    Back when we were teenagers, my husband and I had sex in HIS ex-girlfriend's bed. :devil:
  • calspr
    calspr Posts: 21 Member
    in the 80s i was young but i wanted to marry george michael he was so hot well momma always said that the good looking ones are always either gay or married lol
  • tross0924
    tross0924 Posts: 909 Member
    I wanted to see how sharp my buck knife was and didn't want to try it out on wood or paper or something dorky like that :yawn: So I tried to think of where I could cut myself really really shallowly without it hurting to bad. I decided that the callous on the bottom of my foot would be perfect. That thing was like 1/2 inch thick and I couldn't feel a thing right there. I'd like to point out that I added no pressure to the knife, I just laid it on the ball of my foot and drug it across. I'm not stupid or anything Duhhh. Let's just say the knife was really really . . . really sharp and that 3/4 of an inch would have been better.:noway: The worst part was there's like no way I'm telling anyone that I did this. I mean I'm not that stupid :laugh: So I walked around for about a month with my toes scrunched up inside my shoe so that the ball of my foot wouldn't stretch like it does every time that you take a step. It was an interesting month to say the least :laugh:
  • robin52077
    robin52077 Posts: 4,383 Member
    LMAO!

    I play Dungeons & Dragons once a week.
    I used to play D&D all the time, as well as Vampire The Masquerade, worse yet I LARP'd (live action role play )

    I'll see your D&D and raise you a Magic the Gathering. :wink:



    oooh I thought of one I NEVER told ANYONE....

    One time a Fed Ex envelope came to my old apartment, and I tore it open and it was a birthday card with a hundred dollar bill in it. I was confused because it was not near my birthday, so I checked the name and address and it was for the next street over, same house number, Fed Ex screwed up! I tossed the evidence and pocketed the hundred. :blushing:
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
    Back when we were teenagers, my husband and I had sex in HIS ex-girlfriend's bed. :devil:

    NICE!!!

    I've had sex in a church bathroom. Probably doesn't constitute as a confession [possible pun?], since it's probably not surprising to most people that know me. Bwahahaha :noway: :devil: :smokin:
  • WinKitty
    WinKitty Posts: 119
    I'll see your D&D and raise you a Magic the Gathering. :wink:

    I play MTG, too. I collected the entire 2011 core set. Let's just say it was a very manic summer.
  • Heather75
    Heather75 Posts: 3,386 Member
    Back when we were teenagers, my husband and I had sex in HIS ex-girlfriend's bed. :devil:

    NICE!!!

    I've had sex in a church bathroom. Probably doesn't constitute as a confession [possible pun?], since it's probably not surprising to most people that know me. Bwahahaha :noway: :devil: :smokin:

    I once cheated on someone in his own bed while he was away for the weekend. He was a very bad man, if that helps. No?
  • kristarablue
    kristarablue Posts: 702 Member
    I wanted to see how sharp my buck knife was and didn't want to try it out on wood or paper or something dorky like that :yawn: So I tried to think of where I could cut myself really really shallowly without it hurting to bad. I decided that the callous on the bottom of my foot would be perfect. That thing was like 1/2 inch thick and I couldn't feel a thing right there. I'd like to point out that I added no pressure to the knife, I just laid it on the ball of my foot and drug it across. I'm not stupid or anything Duhhh. Let's just say the knife was really really . . . really sharp and that 3/4 of an inch would have been better.:noway: The worst part was there's like no way I'm telling anyone that I did this. I mean I'm not that stupid :laugh: So I walked around for about a month with my toes scrunched up inside my shoe so that the ball of my foot wouldn't stretch like it does every time that you take a step. It was an interesting month to say the least :laugh:

    That is great!!! I wanted to see how sharp scissors were once so I tried to cut my watch band and they were sharper than anticipated....had to get a new watch, I was so mad
  • Sonofabiscuit2
    Sonofabiscuit2 Posts: 323 Member
    there will be no thread death on my watch.

    I was arrested by mp's for destruction of gov't property, but I was passed out drunk when the crime occured
  • Heather75
    Heather75 Posts: 3,386 Member
    there will be no thread death on my watch.

    I was arrested by mp's for destruction of gov't property, but I was passed out drunk when the crime occured

    Me neither. I have a million of these. I'm trying to decide if I'm horrible or interesting...
  • Run4iiiiiit
    Run4iiiiiit Posts: 489 Member
    there will be no thread death on my watch.

    I was arrested by mp's for destruction of gov't property, but I was passed out drunk when the crime occured

    Me neither. I have a million of these. I'm trying to decide if I'm horrible or interesting...
    interesting. more please. anyone know who Benito Santiago is? MLB player? I had sex in house while it was under construction.
  • Run4iiiiiit
    Run4iiiiiit Posts: 489 Member
    there will be no thread death on my watch.

    I was arrested by mp's for destruction of gov't property, but I was passed out drunk when the crime occured

    Me neither. I have a million of these. I'm trying to decide if I'm horrible or interesting...
    interesting. more please. anyone know who Benito Santiago is? MLB player? I had sex in house while it was under construction.
    his house sorry
  • tammyquinnlmt
    tammyquinnlmt Posts: 680 Member
    I'm very clumsy and last night I cut both thumbs while cracking crabs. Talented, aren't I?
  • mandamama
    mandamama Posts: 250
    I used to hate football, now I actually do not mind watching it and actually understand it.. Any of my in real life friends on here tell bill and I will GET you haha
  • rizorw
    rizorw Posts: 67 Member
    I don't know how many people are still reading this but it is great......
    My confession is that while I was reading this a friend asked if she could come over. I said yes and kept reading then was surprised when she showed up. lol

    Also Ricky Martin and I will still hook up, I have decided to be O.K. with the idea of us both getting pool boys. lol
  • mandamama
    mandamama Posts: 250
    I also LOVE. Reading post secrets every Sunday!
  • Run4iiiiiit
    Run4iiiiiit Posts: 489 Member
    I don't know how many people are still reading this but it is great......
    My confession is that while I was reading this a friend asked if she could come over. I said yes and kept reading then was surprised when she showed up. lol

    Also Ricky Martin and I will still hook up, I have decided to be O.K. with the idea of us both getting pool boys. lol

    Ricky wants me.
  • Heather75
    Heather75 Posts: 3,386 Member
    The monkey on my lap in my profile pics sexually assaulted me. She hadn't been with other monkeys for quite some time, and decided that rubbing herself on my leg was better than nothing. Thank goodness for the pink sheet I had draped over my lap. She only did it for a few minutes, but it felt like forever. Monkeys are strong, and I didn't want to make her angry, so I just sat there, waiting for her to get bored. It was awful.
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    That my MFP lady friends are the most beautiful that there can be and am happy for each and every one of them!
  • Fesse
    Fesse Posts: 611
    I have never seen the movie ET !!
  • Heather75
    Heather75 Posts: 3,386 Member
    I have never seen the movie ET !!

    I have never seen Titanic.
  • AdoraK
    AdoraK Posts: 724 Member
    I ate at a fast food place today, the one with the big golden arches. I had a double quarter pounder with cheese and thoroughly enjoyed it. Pretty sad when that burger was better than any $100 dinner at a fine restaurant. Oh well back on the wagon!
  • Fesse
    Fesse Posts: 611
    I have never seen the movie ET !!

    I have never seen Titanic.
    Well I only wish I could say that ! LOL
  • WinKitty
    WinKitty Posts: 119
    As a youth, I once ate too much acid and took pictures of my hallucinations--with 5 rolls of film. Needless to say, it was pictures of very, very ordinary things (chairs, mirrors, the moon) that must have been utterly astonishing at the time I snapped the photos.
  • Run4iiiiiit
    Run4iiiiiit Posts: 489 Member
    The monkey on my lap in my profile pics sexually assaulted me. She hadn't been with other monkeys for quite some time, and decided that rubbing herself on my leg was better than nothing. Thank goodness for the pink sheet I had draped over my lap. She only did it for a few minutes, but it felt like forever. Monkeys are strong, and I didn't want to make her angry, so I just sat there, waiting for her to get bored. It was awful.
    I had an ex that used to do that to my friends..very embarrissing
  • polar5554
    polar5554 Posts: 576 Member
    I didn't beat the original Super Mario Bros. on NES until I was a fully grown adult, and I literally cried tears of joy when I did.

    Love this confession as I can relate TOTALLY!!

    To date, my best ever Christmas present was my NES!!
  • mandamama
    mandamama Posts: 250
    Omg I am dying laughing with the mental image of you sitting there while a monkey was doin the nasty with your leg. You poor thing lmfao
  • Heather75
    Heather75 Posts: 3,386 Member
    Omg I am dying laughing with the mental image of you sitting there while a monkey was doin the nasty with your leg. You poor thing lmfao

    Click on my profile and look at the pictures for the full effect. Obviously she wasn't humping me then, but it will help you imagine. She was lovely once she got that out of her system, but I did feel somewhat violated.
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