Ummmm.... Any Other Guys?

124

Replies

  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Shannon,

    I am sitting here arguing with myself: truth-lie, truth-lie, truth-lie.

    Men are outnumbered here 10:1. You can be truthful & still get trounced on. :laugh:

    We might need to see a photo first Shannon.... :huh: He could have like 8 limbs or something. Then again... :devil:

    th_exactly.gif
  • ali106
    ali106 Posts: 3,754 Member
    Shannon,

    I am sitting here arguing with myself: truth-lie, truth-lie, truth-lie.

    Men are outnumbered here 10:1. You can be truthful & still get trounced on. :laugh:

    We might need to see a photo first Shannon.... :huh: He could have like 8 limbs or something. Then again... :devil:

    funny-pictures-caterpillar-makes-tv-reference.jpg
  • ali106
    ali106 Posts: 3,754 Member
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ToNZHG5KHw:devil:


    OMG... what a hoot! Oh, BTW, since we don't have any AC... could you plz oh plz hose me real good this time? I promise to be better, hehehe....:devil:

    you know that when we do give you guys the hose you have to dance and sing to this....
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_wcnyaUwHg

    the boys will show you the dance moves...but I think you'll do just fine!!!:bigsmile:

    it goes, spin, spin, spin other way, spin, gratuetous bum shot, jog on spot, spin, lunge, lunge, lunge, bend, lunge, spin, spin, jog on spot, thrust, thrust, spin!

    personally, i think there is too much lunging and not enough sashaying, jumping and kicking, but everytime i make a suggestion i get the hose, which just means more spining and lunging.

    what do we always tell you Cal...."Creative Juices NEED Watering" :wink:
  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
    Well if I say the kilt does not cover my front then it will not matter how I look right?
  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member
    Well if I say the kilt does not cover my front then it will not matter how I look right?

    Um... Shannon?:huh:
  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
    Sorry, I think I might be a liitle raw in humor. Not used to female attention.
    Promise to behave.
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Sorry, I think I might be a liitle raw in humor. Not used to female attention.
    Promise to behave.

    Poot.. sad030.gif
  • ali106
    ali106 Posts: 3,754 Member
    Sorry, I think I might be a liitle raw in humor. Not used to female attention.
    Promise to behave.

    Poot.. sad030.gif

    ya mistress Shannon says....behaving bad.....bad is goooooooooooooood!!!

    welcome to the PIT Before!:flowerforyou: .....you'll make a nice addition:bigsmile: .....{to the girls....we are soooo gonna need to expand these pits soon....)
  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member
    Sorry, I think I might be a liitle raw in humor. Not used to female attention.
    Promise to behave.

    Poot.. sad030.gif

    ya mistress Shannon says....behaving bad.....bad is goooooooooooooood!!!

    welcome to the PIT Before!:flowerforyou: .....you'll make a nice addition:bigsmile: .....{to the girls....we are soooo gonna need to expand these pits soon....)

    *panting* Well.... I was gonna surprise... you.... for Christmas..... *pant* But I've been.... diggin a bigger one.... Just *pant* for you. It is WAY too hot to be diggin pits!:cry: {<sweat beads}
  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
    Can you dig it.
  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member
    Can you dig it.

    I CAN DIG IT! (Don't challenge Disco Megan... I got dis!)
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Sorry, I think I might be a liitle raw in humor. Not used to female attention.
    Promise to behave.

    Poot.. sad030.gif

    ya mistress Shannon says....behaving bad.....bad is goooooooooooooood!!!

    welcome to the PIT Before!:flowerforyou: .....you'll make a nice addition:bigsmile: .....{to the girls....we are soooo gonna need to expand these pits soon....)

    *panting* Well.... I was gonna surprise... you.... for Christmas..... *pant* But I've been.... diggin a bigger one.... Just *pant* for you. It is WAY too hot to be diggin pits!:cry: {<sweat beads}

    {{sets wine down, peers over trashy novel}} A little wider, hun. Our boys need room. :heart:

    {{refills wine, picks up book}}
  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
    Can you dig it.

    I CAN DIG IT! (Don't challenge Disco Megan... I got dis!)
    .

    You have dis but do you have dat. : )
  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member
    Can you dig it.

    I CAN DIG IT! (Don't challenge Disco Megan... I got dis!)
    .

    You have dis but do you have dat. : )

    Oh I got it like dat!
  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
    Can you dig it.

    I CAN DIG IT! (Don't challenge Disco Megan... I got dis!)
    .

    You have dis but do you have dat. : )

    Oh I got it like dat!

    Yea, your pic proves it.
    (purely innocent compliment)
  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member
    Can you dig it.

    I CAN DIG IT! (Don't challenge Disco Megan... I got dis!)
    .

    You have dis but do you have dat. : )

    Oh I got it like dat!

    Yea, your pic proves it.
    (purely innocent compliment)

    Are you flirting with me? :wink: lol
  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
    Depends. Are you married and does your husband own guns.
    My wife would say "take him".
  • jamerz3294
    jamerz3294 Posts: 1,824 Member
    Sorry, I think I might be a liitle raw in humor. Not used to female attention.
    Promise to behave.

    Oh no ya don't fella! Not in my thread anyways :laugh: :bigsmile:
  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member
    Depends. Are you married and does your husband own guns.
    My wife would say "take him".

    Haha, that's precisely what I tell women who flirt with my husband. I'm still waiting on Shannon and Ali to come pick him up for "pit playtime". And yes we both own guns lol.... Strictly for hunting though. Stirctly. :laugh:
  • ali106
    ali106 Posts: 3,754 Member
    Sorry, I think I might be a liitle raw in humor. Not used to female attention.
    Promise to behave.

    Oh no ya don't fella! Not in my thread anyways :laugh: :bigsmile:

    tell him james!!! :drinker:
  • ali106
    ali106 Posts: 3,754 Member
    Depends. Are you married and does your husband own guns.
    My wife would say "take him".

    Haha, that's precisely what I tell women who flirt with my husband. I'm still waiting on Shannon and Ali to come pick him up for "pit playtime". And yes we both own guns lol.... Strictly for hunting though. Stirctly. :laugh:

    as soon as you get that bigger pit dug....there's gonna be a lot more play dates down there for sure!:wink:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Depends. Are you married and does your husband own guns.
    My wife would say "take him".

    Haha, that's precisely what I tell women who flirt with my husband. I'm still waiting on Shannon and Ali to come pick him up for "pit playtime". And yes we both own guns lol.... Strictly for hunting though. Stirctly. :laugh:

    as soon as you get that bigger pit dug....there's gonna be a lot more play dates down there for sure!:wink:

    I dibs the winos!!!! oooiknow-1.gif
  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
    Opps I need to get with the times. I should have asked if you have guns.
    I used to hunt but dont have the property.
    Some of my best memories growing up involved hunting.
    Great times with my Dad.
  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member
    Opps I need to get with the times. I should have asked if you have guns.
    I used to hunt but dont have the property.
    Some of my best memories growing up involved hunting.
    Great times with my Dad.

    I was jus teasin really. I don't hunt... I couldn't shut up long enough to hunt :laugh: The hubby's are just handguns but all our families live out in the country and he's gone hunting a lot with uncles and cousins. I'm a daddy's girl but he's a tech nerd so I grew up helping him, fixing cars and things and my mom was so scared of guns that we weren't even allowed to have sling shots or water guns. :grumble:
  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
    Depends. Are you married and does your husband own guns.
    My wife would say "take him".

    Haha, that's precisely what I tell women who flirt with my husband. I'm still waiting on Shannon and Ali to come pick him up for "pit playtime". And yes we both own guns lol.... Strictly for hunting though. Stirctly. :laugh:

    as soon as you get that bigger pit dug....there's gonna be a lot more play dates down there for sure!:wink:

    I dibs the winos!!!! oooiknow-1.gif
    ok I was told not to behave so here goes...that smiley face looks like it is humping the desk.
  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
    Did not think you were a tease. Glad I did not waste my pickup lines. Whew. All 3 of them.
  • sculley
    sculley Posts: 2,012 Member
    Yeah man your not alone.! we are here !

    'Ello 'ello:bigsmile: ! Where'd you come from? Shannon who's he and why didn't I know he was here??

    That is what I was thinking LOL
  • jamerz3294
    jamerz3294 Posts: 1,824 Member
    Did not think you were a tease. Glad I did not waste my pickup lines. Whew. All 3 of them.

    wow... I only got 1 pickup line... but it works *eg* :devil:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Depends. Are you married and does your husband own guns.
    My wife would say "take him".

    Haha, that's precisely what I tell women who flirt with my husband. I'm still waiting on Shannon and Ali to come pick him up for "pit playtime". And yes we both own guns lol.... Strictly for hunting though. Stirctly. :laugh:

    as soon as you get that bigger pit dug....there's gonna be a lot more play dates down there for sure!:wink:

    I dibs the winos!!!! oooiknow-1.gif
    ok I was told not to behave so here goes...that smiley face looks like it is humping the desk.

    Yeah....well..... I REALLY like wine, okay???? embarrassed.gif
  • tashjs21
    tashjs21 Posts: 4,584 Member
    Depends. Are you married and does your husband own guns.
    My wife would say "take him".

    Haha, that's precisely what I tell women who flirt with my husband. I'm still waiting on Shannon and Ali to come pick him up for "pit playtime". And yes we both own guns lol.... Strictly for hunting though. Stirctly. :laugh:

    as soon as you get that bigger pit dug....there's gonna be a lot more play dates down there for sure!:wink:

    I dibs the winos!!!! oooiknow-1.gif
    ok I was told not to behave so here goes...that smiley face looks like it is humping the desk.

    Yeah....well..... I REALLY like wine, okay???? embarrassed.gif

    Did someone say wine...I heard my song!!!
    notalcoholiccat.jpg
This discussion has been closed.

Categories