Favorite Quotes

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  • kimber607
    kimber607 Posts: 7,128 Member
    my tag
  • DeBlue
    DeBlue Posts: 254 Member
    My go-to inspiration:

    "God didn't carry me along this far only to drop me on my head." ~ source unknown
  • RoadDog
    RoadDog Posts: 2,946 Member
    "If you don't quiet down, I'm going to come in there and fill the room with uppercuts." -- My Dad
  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
    Compassion before profit
    Creativity before conformity
    Spirit before materialism
  • xxPeppaxx
    xxPeppaxx Posts: 142 Member
    ~Fix yourself, before you try and break me~
  • hjsyndrome
    hjsyndrome Posts: 215
    What if dog was spelt c-a-t. - Revenge of the Nerds
    You get one shot at this life, have fun and live it up. - Me
    Dad, what are you doing? It's Shark Week. - Step Brothers
    Nice Beaver. Thanks I just got it stuffed. -Naked Gun
    Badges? We dont need no stinkin' badges. - Blazing Saddles
    You use your mouth prettier than a $20 *kitten*. - Blazing Saddles

    I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Holy Grail

    We are the Knights who say... NI. - Holy Grail

    And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it. - Holy Grail

    I know, sorry not the deep ones that is already here. I like to take the lighter side of life. These are some quotes I just love and laugh over and over again when I think about them or see the movie again. I am gonna have fun, mostly at the expense of myself......
  • lizdavis07
    lizdavis07 Posts: 766 Member
    "If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail."
    --David Brent

    (i use this one daily at work) :devil:
  • thetrishwarp
    thetrishwarp Posts: 838 Member
    A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence, serving it's purpose without obstructing the view" - Sophia Loren :)

    Not the most motivational of my favourites, but it always makes me smile!
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