need help: my dog is taking up more than half of my bed

OooLaurenooO

never mind. he moved. he must be checking the forums with his ipod or something.

Lol if he sneaks back in, hide his phone/ipod and get him in a big cooking pot, lashings of bbq sauce. mmmmmm yummmy!!

Bullitt4424

which is hilarious because he is a tiny pommeranian. he was the runt of the litter too.

so my question is this. what is the best way to prepare pommeranian? garlic and butter with maybe a little cilantro?

little dude actually thinks he owns the place. cooking and eating him will show him who is the master of the house.

Isn't that what they use to make pomegranates? :laugh:

marleyfu

My poodles would eat him.

asltiffm

I have 4 big dogs and the largest is almost 80 lbs. He gets out of bed the moment I tell him to but my husband calls him up into bed. He's a bed hog!!! Our smallest, over 40 lbs, recently got a shave and then it chilled down so he's also been getting into bed for warmth in the middle of the night. I generally wake up in some weird position, threaded between dogs, coverless and aching from being in one position too long. The things we do for our "kids".

mikeyml

I hear the slow cooker works wonders on dog meat. Although I'm tempted to try the charcoal grill. Maybe marinate the meat overnight and throw it on the grill with some onions and carrots.

htimpaired

Too funny! My husband and I share our double bed with two cats, and I swear they triple in size during the night. Each one has a designated corner of the foot of the bed, and no matter how many times they get kicked off, they just hop right back up!

I'm thinking cat roast with gravy may have a nice ring to it (the image is now in my head of my kitty with her eyes wide open and ears perked back going "Whaaa?")