Rectal Glaucoma

JellyJaks

I just told my husband about the retinal glaucoma excuse and he said he actually had someone call in to him once and say "I can't come to work today. I was decapitated last night" :noway: He told him "you'd better be here in an hour of you're fired" Guess he was able to find his head since he came in :laugh:

lol i think you mean rectal glaucoma excuse haha

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retinal glaucoma is a real thing i think

:laugh: :laugh: Why yes that is what I meant. One day I will learn to proofread before I reply to things :blushing:

Vpirwannab

Explosive diarrhea is a good one. Nobody really wants to ask any questions.

codymham

I always say it's something emotional, like a break up or anxiety attack. I like to keep my employer on edge about my mental state. For one thing it makes the workplace really interesting and for another, they're too scared to fire me.