You Just Won $1,000,000.00...

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  • baisleac
    baisleac Posts: 2,019 Member
    A trip to Ireland. A trip to Lithuania. A house. And investments/savings. In that order. :happy:
  • skinnyhopes
    skinnyhopes Posts: 402 Member
    New house, vacation and donate :)
  • beautifulnow
    beautifulnow Posts: 307
    Eat like a billion vanilla ice cream cones from McDonalds and then hire a plastics to remove it all... :)
  • Sonofabiscuit2
    Sonofabiscuit2 Posts: 323 Member
    Penis enhancement
    Lipo
    Hair replacement
    Pec implants
    Full dental work up
    Lasik
    Buy that 3 Bar business one male strip bar, one female strip bar, regular dance club in the middle
    Then I'd get realistic and stop dreaming.

    House, car, kids education
  • FitJoani
    FitJoani Posts: 2,173 Member
    I would pay bills first as far in advance as I could. But do things like pay the mortgage and car off. Then advance bills. Then remodel the pad. Then hopefull have some left to play
  • Jennwith2ns
    Jennwith2ns Posts: 296 Member
    I could lie and say I would give it all away, but only a very small portion.

    Car
    Shopping
    House
    Savings Account.

    In that order!
  • Karleyyy
    Karleyyy Posts: 857
    Buy my dad a house, or give him money to build his dream house. Whatever is left I would either get my own house, or invest it...
  • Mrs_McFadden
    Mrs_McFadden Posts: 1,139
    I'd hire someone better looking and cooler than myself to be my avatar IRL. So instead of ME showing up to all of the childrens parties or social functions or just anything I have to go to, I could send in my replacement. She will never blurt out foot in stuffed in mouth worty statements like myself, she will be as loveable and acceptable as Mary Poppins. Then I'd just stay at home and master the universe via increasing my gaming skillz and read books and travel. (I'd donate everything left over once I have done this for say, fifty years). Oh and a diamond studded jean jacket.
  • Karleyyy
    Karleyyy Posts: 857
    I would spend half on cocaine and hookers and blow the rest.

    Not really...

    Charlie-Sheen.jpg

    ****ING WINNING!!
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
    I would hire someone just to shake my junk after I'm done voiding my bladder.

    I would hire another person to be my personal nut scrubber.

    And just for lulz, have another person earn a tip as they have to grab a $100 bill, with their teeth, from my clenched butt cheeks, as I fart in their face.

    Yeah...I have great ambitions.
  • JoyceJoanne
    JoyceJoanne Posts: 760 Member
    I would spend half on cocaine and hookers and blow the rest.

    Not really...

    Charlie-Sheen.jpg

    That's EXACTLY what I thought of when I saw that too!!! Awesome!

    [A mil after taxes right??!!]
    I'd (in this order):
    Have a party, buy my hubby the fancy camera lens that he's been pining for, invest at least half, pay a few bills, buy my daughter's each a place of their own, home improvements including building an apt on the back property so my mom has a place to live, take a nice vacay, maybe a new car.
  • jesster64
    jesster64 Posts: 109
    The worlds greatest entertainment center in my basement. 75" flat screen 3D TV, surround sound system to shake the whole damn neighborhood. A dozen pinball machines and a coke machine , which I would fill with various imported beers. Plus a wine cellar.
  • SakanaUshi
    SakanaUshi Posts: 27
    I'd buy several houses and rent all but one out. Then, I'd live off of the rent and wait for the housing market to rebound, then sell the houses (except the one I'd be living in). Then, after paying off my student loans and setting a little aside in a savings account, I'd invest most of it in a diversified portfolio of stocks. Assuming that stocks continue to grow at a steady rate as they always have, I'll let that simmer for a decade or so. The remaining money would be given as a grant to a non-profit agency to be used to help reduce poverty in some meaningful way.

    When my daughters start getting old enough to be thinking about college, I'll use some of the money to pay for that. At this point, I expect to have well over a million dollars remaining due to wise investment. I'd live on the dividends and work doing research and policy advocacy, not having to worry about my own salary.

    And, what the hell, I'll take the family back to Japan for an extended vacation at some point. :)

    Oh, and I'd get a home gym set up.
  • Sarahr73
    Sarahr73 Posts: 454 Member
    If I didn't pay taxes up front on it, I would first set some money aside to do just that when tax season comes around again. Then...

    Pay off me and my fiance's debt excluding the house
    Sell the house and move to NH ahead of schedule
    Give some money to our parents, brothers and sisters, and close freinds
    Donate some money to charities we believe will use the money the way they say they are going to
    Give some money to the Animal Humane Society and ASPCA
    Spend a little more on things I really want for the wedding but am forfeiting due to cost
    Go on a kicka** honeymoon
    And...possibily quite our jobs and get part time jobs instead so we can put more time into looking for better jobs that we went to school for
  • Jennjenn1974
    Jennjenn1974 Posts: 350 Member
    I would pay off mine and my boyfriends debts. Buy a piece of property and have a house built. Give some of it to my little brother and my mom. And then play! LOL
  • bmontgomery87
    bmontgomery87 Posts: 1,260 Member
    Buy my range rover and my m3.
    Then buy a house for about 500,000.
    Put the rest away for fun money :)
  • briar_rose
    briar_rose Posts: 149 Member
    -vacation
    -dream home
    -invest the rest
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