You Just Won $1,000,000.00...

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  • MistyMtnMan
    MistyMtnMan Posts: 527 Member
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    Pay off all my loans.

    Quit my job.

    Travel the world.
  • onawho
    onawho Posts: 196 Member
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    1). finish my education and pay off current student loans and small dept
    2). spend time traveling, actually I would not call it traveling, I would call it 'scouting out where in the world to live and which museum I want to work for'.
    3) buy a small quaint house/apt. in area where I have chosen to live
    4). give my mom, dad, and brother a nice sized check
    5). invest and live off the interest.
    6) donate to animal welfare organizations.

    not in this order.
  • tammyquinnlmt
    tammyquinnlmt Posts: 680 Member
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    I would buy a small ranch and open a boy's home. I would teach them to work and to grow their own food. Give them life skills and prepare them for the real world. And....I would travel to Alaska to the photographic wildlife tour I always wanted to take.
  • lilac01
    lilac01 Posts: 180 Member
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    Buy myself a hot car, travel, build my dream home.
  • roylawrence87
    roylawrence87 Posts: 970 Member
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    boobs.

    Thats all I saw...
  • WWE_chick
    WWE_chick Posts: 86
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    Is this a million after taxes?


    If it were a million after taxes I would fix up my mother's house so she could sell it and move in with me, I'd buy a decent home in NYC, donate money to St. Judes and an animal shelter and if I had any left bank it.
  • abeautifulvoice
    abeautifulvoice Posts: 246
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    boobs.

    Thats all I saw...

    Haha! That was the first thing I saw too.:laugh:
  • Heather75
    Heather75 Posts: 3,386 Member
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    I would spend half on cocaine and hookers and blow the rest.

    Not really...
  • roylawrence87
    roylawrence87 Posts: 970 Member
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    I would spend half on cocaine and hookers and blow the rest.

    Not really...

    Charlie-Sheen.jpg
  • beautifulnow
    beautifulnow Posts: 307
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    LOL....I love you!! You are so funny!!

    First I would go buy some boobs so I could post a pic! HA HA HA!!!
  • baisleac
    baisleac Posts: 2,019 Member
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    A trip to Ireland. A trip to Lithuania. A house. And investments/savings. In that order. :happy:
  • skinnyhopes
    skinnyhopes Posts: 402 Member
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    New house, vacation and donate :)
  • beautifulnow
    beautifulnow Posts: 307
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    Eat like a billion vanilla ice cream cones from McDonalds and then hire a plastics to remove it all... :)
  • Sonofabiscuit2
    Sonofabiscuit2 Posts: 323 Member
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    Penis enhancement
    Lipo
    Hair replacement
    Pec implants
    Full dental work up
    Lasik
    Buy that 3 Bar business one male strip bar, one female strip bar, regular dance club in the middle
    Then I'd get realistic and stop dreaming.

    House, car, kids education
  • FitJoani
    FitJoani Posts: 2,173 Member
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    I would pay bills first as far in advance as I could. But do things like pay the mortgage and car off. Then advance bills. Then remodel the pad. Then hopefull have some left to play
  • Jennwith2ns
    Jennwith2ns Posts: 296 Member
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    I could lie and say I would give it all away, but only a very small portion.

    Car
    Shopping
    House
    Savings Account.

    In that order!
  • Karleyyy
    Karleyyy Posts: 857
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    Buy my dad a house, or give him money to build his dream house. Whatever is left I would either get my own house, or invest it...
  • Mrs_McFadden
    Mrs_McFadden Posts: 1,139
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    I'd hire someone better looking and cooler than myself to be my avatar IRL. So instead of ME showing up to all of the childrens parties or social functions or just anything I have to go to, I could send in my replacement. She will never blurt out foot in stuffed in mouth worty statements like myself, she will be as loveable and acceptable as Mary Poppins. Then I'd just stay at home and master the universe via increasing my gaming skillz and read books and travel. (I'd donate everything left over once I have done this for say, fifty years). Oh and a diamond studded jean jacket.
  • Karleyyy
    Karleyyy Posts: 857
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    I would spend half on cocaine and hookers and blow the rest.

    Not really...

    Charlie-Sheen.jpg

    ****ING WINNING!!
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
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    I would hire someone just to shake my junk after I'm done voiding my bladder.

    I would hire another person to be my personal nut scrubber.

    And just for lulz, have another person earn a tip as they have to grab a $100 bill, with their teeth, from my clenched butt cheeks, as I fart in their face.

    Yeah...I have great ambitions.

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