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BigBeaver
BigBeaver Posts: 858 Member
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Okay, lets have some fun, tell a joke, a story, something, I have an hour and a half to go and am bored, someone come to my rescue.
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  • TheNewLK
    TheNewLK Posts: 933 Member
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    Okay, lets have some fun, tell a joke, a story, something, I have an hour and a half to go and am bored, someone come to my rescue.

    Mr V !!! enough said
  • HalfofHilary
    HalfofHilary Posts: 224
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    *pout*

    who is MR. V... I had a gym teacher named Mr. V he would wear sweet 80's jogging shorts... I remember his boys flopping around a lot...
  • BigBeaver
    BigBeaver Posts: 858 Member
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    Okay, lets have some fun, tell a joke, a story, something, I have an hour and a half to go and am bored, someone come to my rescue.

    Mr V !!! enough said


    :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Well now that you are rocking the XS scrubs, he may not need the V, I know I wouldnt, just saying
  • BigBeaver
    BigBeaver Posts: 858 Member
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    *pout*

    who is MR. V... I had a gym teacher named Mr. V he would wear sweet 80's jogging shorts... I remember his boys flopping around a lot...

    So the boys in the gym class would fall down and flop around, strange.
  • MrsMills712
    MrsMills712 Posts: 350
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  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
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    I was gonna post this as a status update, so I may as well post it here. Spicy Chinese tofu with stir-fried vegetables = great colon cleanse. It just sucks to have to rush the feeling while you're droppin' the bomb at work.

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    *I wonder if I'll get modded for having a censor bypass in a picture post...let's test, shall we.*

    EDITED for fear of thread shut-down per request.
  • BigBeaver
    BigBeaver Posts: 858 Member
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    Okay, one disclaimer, keep it semi-clean, cause <
    this guy doesn't want to get suspended for dirty or non-PG13 talk, k
  • TheNewLK
    TheNewLK Posts: 933 Member
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    Okay, one disclaimer, keep it semi-clean, cause <
    this guy doesn't want to get suspended for dirty or non-PG13 talk, k

    Got it.....
  • TheNewLK
    TheNewLK Posts: 933 Member
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    *pout*

    who is MR. V... I had a gym teacher named Mr. V he would wear sweet 80's jogging shorts... I remember his boys flopping around a lot...

    Mr. v is my viagra patient who takes the pill before coming to see me...*shudders** and he is in his 80s **shudders more**
  • BigBeaver
    BigBeaver Posts: 858 Member
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    Okay, one disclaimer, keep it semi-clean, cause <
    this guy doesn't want to get suspended for dirty or non-PG13 talk, k

    Got it.....

    You know dollface, you and I are in the same boat, gonna have to get a bottle of disenfectant and clean this place up, so I don't get in trouble, or type in a top-secret clubhouse type code, yeah maybe that would work, come up with a code, that only the cool people or "members" know, ant that way we cant get in trouble.
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
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    Okay, one disclaimer, keep it semi-clean, cause <
    this guy doesn't want to get suspended for dirty or non-PG13 talk, k

    hmmm clean im going to have to think about that sCo_hmmthink.gif
    im pretty sure my mind rejects clean thoughts
  • TheNewLK
    TheNewLK Posts: 933 Member
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    Okay, one disclaimer, keep it semi-clean, cause <
    this guy doesn't want to get suspended for dirty or non-PG13 talk, k

    Got it.....

    You know dollface, you and I are in the same boat, gonna have to get a bottle of disenfectant and clean this place up, so I don't get in trouble, or type in a top-secret clubhouse type code, yeah maybe that would work, come up with a code, that only the cool people or "members" know, ant that way we cant get in trouble.

    I know right???
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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    Ugh. What is it about gym teachers?

    My elementary school PE teacher was an older man who loved to spit as he talked. I guess I had had enough because one day during whiffle ball, I smacked that ball hard and hit him right in the forehead.

    Then, our middle school PE teacher loved wearing short shorts, and they were tight. He was the same one who did the health unit so we had to listen to him talk about erections while his own junk was easily seen in his own pants. Yuck!

    He called our gym teacher "high-noon Harper" because he was always sporting a eh-hem...woodrow. :sick:

    Plus, he said he'd never give a girl a "A" unless she could beat him in a sport. :grumble:
  • brewingaz
    brewingaz Posts: 1,136 Member
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    Gym teacher?

    7) No explicit, sexual, offensive, insulting or vulgar content or language. This includes any explicit or "risque" images. The MyFitnessPal forums are rated PG-13.

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  • ♥jewel♥
    ♥jewel♥ Posts: 839
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    *ACK* My eyes!! Bleeeeaccchhhhh!
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
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    Gym teacher?

    suidog.jpg
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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    Gym teacher?

    High-noon?? That you???? :noway:
  • C_Bran
    C_Bran Posts: 254
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    WTFudge? I read clean and then I see man marbles!!!! I had something funny to say but now....... Nothing....nothing at all. :sick:
  • Nomomush
    Nomomush Posts: 582 Member
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    Why Engineers Don't Write Recipe Books
    Chocolate Chip Cookies:

    Ingredients:

    1. 532.35 cm3 gluten
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    5. 177.45 cm3 crystalline C12H22O11
    6. 177.45 cm3 unrefined C12H22O11
    7. 4.9 cm3 methyl ether of protocatechuic aldehyde
    8. Two calcium carbonate-encapsulated avian albumen-coated protein
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    Using a screw extrude attached to a #4 nodulizer, place the mixture piece-meal on a 316SS sheet (300 x 600 mm). Heat in a 460K oven for a period of time that is in agreement with Frank & Johnston's first order rate expression (see JACOS, 21, 55), or until golden brown. Once the reaction is complete, place the sheet on a 25C heat-transfer table, allowing the product to come to equilibrium.
  • BigBeaver
    BigBeaver Posts: 858 Member
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    Okay, one disclaimer, keep it semi-clean, cause <
    this guy doesn't want to get suspended for dirty or non-PG13 talk, k

    hmmm clean im going to have to think about that sCo_hmmthink.gif
    im pretty sure my mind rejects clean thoughts

    I am so sorry, you know how hard it is to type and not think dirty, will of course, what I am asking here, I am afraid the gym teacher post is gonna get me shut down, and I didn't even do it
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