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  • BigBeaver
    BigBeaver Posts: 858 Member
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    WTFudge? I read clean and then I see man marbles!!!! I had something funny to say but now....... Nothing....nothing at all. :sick:

    I know, I am stressed out about that, and a lil sick to my stomach:grumble: :embarassed: :mad: :explode: :angry: :noway: :sick:
  • BigBeaver
    BigBeaver Posts: 858 Member
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    Why Engineers Don't Write Recipe Books
    Chocolate Chip Cookies:

    Ingredients:

    1. 532.35 cm3 gluten
    2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO3
    3. 4.9 cm3 refined halite
    4. 236.6 cm3 partially hydrogenated tallow triglyceride
    5. 177.45 cm3 crystalline C12H22O11
    6. 177.45 cm3 unrefined C12H22O11
    7. 4.9 cm3 methyl ether of protocatechuic aldehyde
    8. Two calcium carbonate-encapsulated avian albumen-coated protein
    9. 473.2 cm3 theobroma cacao
    10. 236.6 cm3 de-encapsulated legume meats (sieve size #10)

    To a 2-L jacketed round reactor vessel (reactor #1) with an overall heat transfer coefficient of about 100 Btu/F-ft2-hr, add ingredients one, two and three with constant agitation. In a second 2-L reactor vessel with a radial flow impeller operating at 100 rpm, add ingredients four, five, six, and seven until the mixture is homogenous. To reactor #2, add ingredient eight, followed by three equal volumes of the homogenous mixture in reactor #1. Additionally, add ingredient nine and ten slowly, with constant agitation. Care must be taken at this point in the reaction to control any temperature rise that may be the result of an exothermic reaction.

    Using a screw extrude attached to a #4 nodulizer, place the mixture piece-meal on a 316SS sheet (300 x 600 mm). Heat in a 460K oven for a period of time that is in agreement with Frank & Johnston's first order rate expression (see JACOS, 21, 55), or until golden brown. Once the reaction is complete, place the sheet on a 25C heat-transfer table, allowing the product to come to equilibrium.

    Ouch, that made my head hurt
  • Nomomush
    Nomomush Posts: 582 Member
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    Ouch, that made my head hurt
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    But it wasted a good 3 minutes of your work time...right? Okay sorry- :cry:

    I'll have to rub your head to make it feel better.
  • TDGee
    TDGee Posts: 2,209 Member
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    Isn't it horrible how you can't unsee certain things? smiley-shocked003.gifsmiley-shocked001.gif
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  • mishelnkiki
    mishelnkiki Posts: 775 Member
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    i need a drink! not funny, just a statement!
  • brewingaz
    brewingaz Posts: 1,136 Member
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    i need a drink! not funny, just a statement!

    Me too!
  • mishelnkiki
    mishelnkiki Posts: 775 Member
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    i need a drink! not funny, just a statement!

    Me too!
    watcha drinkin? ill buy urs if u buy mine. i drink tequila. straight. no lime, no salt!
  • BigBeaver
    BigBeaver Posts: 858 Member
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    i need a drink! not funny, just a statement!

    What we having
  • BigBeaver
    BigBeaver Posts: 858 Member
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    i need a drink! not funny, just a statement!

    Me too!
    watcha drinkin? ill buy urs if u buy mine. i drink tequila. straight. no lime, no salt!

    You know, Tequila makes her clothes fall off, I will get you a double.
  • brewingaz
    brewingaz Posts: 1,136 Member
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    i need a drink! not funny, just a statement!

    Me too!
    watcha drinkin? ill buy urs if u buy mine. i drink tequila. straight. no lime, no salt!

    BOUGHT! I'll take a craft brew.
  • mishelnkiki
    mishelnkiki Posts: 775 Member
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    i need a drink! not funny, just a statement!

    Me too!
    watcha drinkin? ill buy urs if u buy mine. i drink tequila. straight. no lime, no salt!

    You know, Tequila makes her clothes fall off, I will get you a double.
    WHY YES... yes it does ;)
  • mishelnkiki
    mishelnkiki Posts: 775 Member
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    i need a drink! not funny, just a statement!

    Me too!
    watcha drinkin? ill buy urs if u buy mine. i drink tequila. straight. no lime, no salt!

    BOUGHT! I'll take a craft brew.
    craft brew comin RIGHT up!
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