Weekend Pass From The Pit; HELP!

Shannon023

I find drinking massive quantities of liquor & not eating will eventually empty my stomach. It's a win/win. :bigsmile:

I'm a helper...I help people...that's what I do....:blushing:

Exsmackly...There is nothing like telling a person what they want to hear anyway, right? :bigsmile:

That's how I win the coveted "*kitten* kisser of the year" 3-years running. :blushing: :drinker:

BEFORE

Try taking some brocolli & califlouri (bring some dip if you have too). Now stay with me here Bro, picture sitting by the fire after consuming Broc, cal and beer. You will not have anyone sitting by you by the time you guys turn in. Did someone put a tire in the fire?

ali106

Try taking some brocolli & califlouri (bring some dip if you have too). Now stay with me here Bro, picture sitting by the fire after consuming Broc, cal and beer. You will not have anyone sitting by you by the time you guys turn in. Did someone put a tire in the fire?

note to self...when hubby says that some one must be burning a tire...HE MAY BE LYING!:embarassed:

Theresa35

Try taking some brocolli & califlouri (bring some dip if you have too). Now stay with me here Bro, picture sitting by the fire after consuming Broc, cal and beer. You will not have anyone sitting by you by the time you guys turn in. Did someone put a tire in the fire?

Heck, with a group of guys, that would be the special entertainment for the evening. :laugh: :laugh:

Kind of a totally messed up Beef & Boards Dinner Theater kinda thing....:laugh:

petunia

just remember that your body will not burn any calories until the alcohol you consume is out of your system and burned off first

UH.. WHAT??? :noway:

You stop burning calories until the alcohol you drink is out of your system? Is this supposed to be taken literally to mean you don't burn ANY calories (can't see how this is possible), or it just affects how you burn calories??

Can someone help fill me in on this please? I'm not a big drinker, but I enjoy a glass of wine from time to time, and I need to know if I need to consider more than just the 'real' calories in what I consume?

jamerz3294

Actually, I do enjoy drinking as well, and would be interested to hear how alcohol affects your calories burned.

Emdicio

3 things...

1. "Mans Weekend" and Frisbee Golf never belong in the same sentence. Man weekends involve motorsports and/or guns, along with an extra helping of homoerotic posturing and finger pointing. :huh:

2. Bourbon, Vodka and Scotch mix well with diet 7Up and Diet Coke and have a nice low cal/high drunk ratio. Although, I'll admit the Vodka soaked fruit caught my eye for next time - good one!

3. Chicken breasts, cut veggies and beef jerky are reasonable guy foods that are also low cal/low fat. Oatmeal in the AM and burgers/dogs without a bun work OK for lunches; just avoid the chips & potato salad. :embarassed:

Sounds like a good time - enjoy! Mike

mjfer123

2. Bourbon, Vodka and Scotch mix well with diet 7Up and Diet Coke and have a nice low cal/high drunk ratio. Although, I'll admit the Vodka soaked fruit caught my eye for next time - good one!

vodka soaked fruit is a little thing I picked over my years in school
watch out though, it packs a punch.
most fruit soaks the alcohol right out of the bowl.
You can drink the rest as a spiked punch.
I know youre camping, but expect to see stars.... even when its daytime

Shannon023

2. Bourbon, Vodka and Scotch mix well with diet 7Up and Diet Coke and have a nice low cal/high drunk ratio. Although, I'll admit the Vodka soaked fruit caught my eye for next time - good one!

vodka soaked fruit is a little thing I picked over my years in school
watch out though, it packs a punch.
most fruit soaks the alcohol right out of the bowl.
You can drink the rest as a spiked punch.
I know youre camping, but expect to see stars.... even when its daytime

Sounds heavenly.

jamerz3294

2. Bourbon, Vodka and Scotch mix well with diet 7Up and Diet Coke and have a nice low cal/high drunk ratio. Although, I'll admit the Vodka soaked fruit caught my eye for next time - good one!

vodka soaked fruit is a little thing I picked over my years in school
watch out though, it packs a punch.
most fruit soaks the alcohol right out of the bowl.
You can drink the rest as a spiked punch.
I know youre camping, but expect to see stars.... even when its daytime

Oh yeah! I make the worlds deadliest vodka martinis! Ask Ez about our 4th date, where she got to meet some of my family.... and somehow couldn't sit upright for dessert, miuhahahaha...

jamerz3294

Plan ahead, do your homework. How many calories per drink? Any lower cal ones available? Drink water in between each (if possible). Do they need a designated sober dude? If so volunteer.

Veggies, fruits, smaller portions, and choosing the least of evils will be your best shot.

Have fun.

:laugh: Jamerz the sober dude....um, don't think he's ready for that one yet...this is his weekend to howl at the moon with no one giving him the evil eye ( you did WHAT?!!:noway: )

I take no responsibility for this weekend (yeah!!! I'm free:bigsmile: ) just hope he survives....the guys in the pit will just have to tend to his war wounds when he returns....
Ezzie

WOO-HOO!!! Party at Ezzie's house!!!! :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:

woo hoo!!! I'll bring the "SALAD" :bigsmile: :drinker:

I'll make sure to leave some of my "special" handmade dressing for ya :devil:

Shannon023

Plan ahead, do your homework. How many calories per drink? Any lower cal ones available? Drink water in between each (if possible). Do they need a designated sober dude? If so volunteer.

Veggies, fruits, smaller portions, and choosing the least of evils will be your best shot.

Have fun.

:laugh: Jamerz the sober dude....um, don't think he's ready for that one yet...this is his weekend to howl at the moon with no one giving him the evil eye ( you did WHAT?!!:noway: )

I take no responsibility for this weekend (yeah!!! I'm free:bigsmile: ) just hope he survives....the guys in the pit will just have to tend to his war wounds when he returns....
Ezzie

WOO-HOO!!! Party at Ezzie's house!!!! :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:

woo hoo!!! I'll bring the "SALAD" :bigsmile: :drinker:

I'll make sure to leave some of my "special" handmade dressing for ya :devil:

Bwahahahahahaha!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

jamerz3294

Plan ahead, do your homework. How many calories per drink? Any lower cal ones available? Drink water in between each (if possible). Do they need a designated sober dude? If so volunteer.

Veggies, fruits, smaller portions, and choosing the least of evils will be your best shot.

Have fun.

:laugh: Jamerz the sober dude....um, don't think he's ready for that one yet...this is his weekend to howl at the moon with no one giving him the evil eye ( you did WHAT?!!:noway: )

I take no responsibility for this weekend (yeah!!! I'm free:bigsmile: ) just hope he survives....the guys in the pit will just have to tend to his war wounds when he returns....
Ezzie

WOO-HOO!!! Party at Ezzie's house!!!! :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:

woo hoo!!! I'll bring the "SALAD" :bigsmile: :drinker:

I'll make sure to leave some of my "special" handmade dressing for ya :devil:

Bwahahahahahaha!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Olive oil, garlic, rosemary, vinagrette.... what ever did you think I meant? :yawn:

Emdicio

Olive oil, garlic, rosemary, vinagrette.... what ever did you think I meant? :yawn:

Beaten vigorously until creamy, no doubt! :noway: :laugh:

jamerz3294

Olive oil, garlic, rosemary, vinagrette.... what ever did you think I meant? :yawn:

Beaten vigorously until creamy, no doubt! :noway: :laugh:

Wellllll.... gotta burn those calories somehow?

jamerz3294

Did I mention that Ezzie really likes my corn dressing?

Ezzie

Did I mention that injuries may not ALL be from the guy weekend? Some may occur at any moment
Ezzie

PS Yep, party in BFE!!!! Lots of salad and fresh veggies....soaked in vodka.:bigsmile: :bigsmile:

Ezzie

Did I mention that Ezzie really likes my corn dressing?

Hmmm, how many calories would this burn???:laugh:

No folks...that sure AIN'T ME!!!
Ez