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  • mishelnkiki
    mishelnkiki Posts: 775 Member
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    MUST HAVE A GINORMOUS WEINER! other then that, who really cares! jk jk... too long of a list to even attempt. prolly why im still single!

    OK Where do I sign up?
    right here on the dotted line

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    but u should know, this always means u sign ur rights over to ur ginormous weiner and its now mine to do as i please with. and i will put it out there... it might be a bit bizarre! u have been warned! lol.
  • hush7hush
    hush7hush Posts: 2,273 Member
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    Accepting applications. [:
  • mishelnkiki
    mishelnkiki Posts: 775 Member
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    Whats up baby cakes!?........Do you happen to like Chorizo?
    MUST HAVE A GINORMOUS WEINER! other then that, who really cares! jk jk... too long of a list to even attempt. prolly why im still single!
    can honestly say ive never had it, but im always up for trying out new things ;)
  • FitJoani
    FitJoani Posts: 2,173 Member
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    What the hell...Im in...
    1. Must not cheat
    2. Must have a job. A full time job
    3. Must have a car/drivers license
    4. Must not cheat
    5. Must be honest
    6. No physcos/addicts/felons
    7. Must not cheat
    8. Must realize I am not the emotional/lovey dovey type
    9. Must not play games-meaning we are adults
    10. Must NOT NOT NOT NOT cheat

    I cant empasize how much the non cheating thing is important. I have no idea what a man who does not cheat is like. I have never NOT been cheated on

    Pittsburgh Area :)
    Males Ages 18-29 apply via PM
  • FitJoani
    FitJoani Posts: 2,173 Member
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    Isn't shorter then 5'2"
    Isn't a Bible Thumper
    Understands what Straight Edge is and can deal with Punk/Hardcore/Indie/electro-pop/Hip Hop music and must HATE COUNTRY!!!
    is not a total girlie girl all the time
    Does not need to wear make up to look cute
    has the same love for all kinds of music and movies
    None judgemental
    Liberal and openminded
    Romantic
    has about a million Moral standards
    MUST BE ATHLETIC
    Loves dogs, not a huge cat lover!
    I dont like smokers but dont care if the chick is down with some pot every now and again
    Wants kids
    Loves the Cubs, Bulls, Hawks, Bears but is not a fan of the White Sox!!!
    Can understand and support my clothes and shoe fetish and my zest for spending money fruitlessly IE A sugar momma

    IN OTHER WORDS I WANT TO MARRY A HIPSTER WITH MONEY!!!!
    Ya almost had me :-/
  • JDMPWR
    JDMPWR Posts: 1,863 Member
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    Isn't shorter then 5'2"
    Isn't a Bible Thumper
    Understands what Straight Edge is and can deal with Punk/Hardcore/Indie/electro-pop/Hip Hop music and must HATE COUNTRY!!!
    is not a total girlie girl all the time
    Does not need to wear make up to look cute
    has the same love for all kinds of music and movies
    None judgemental
    Liberal and openminded
    Romantic
    has about a million Moral standards
    MUST BE ATHLETIC
    Loves dogs, not a huge cat lover!
    I dont like smokers but dont care if the chick is down with some pot every now and again
    Wants kids
    Loves the Cubs, Bulls, Hawks, Bears but is not a fan of the White Sox!!!
    Can understand and support my clothes and shoe fetish and my zest for spending money fruitlessly IE A sugar momma

    IN OTHER WORDS I WANT TO MARRY A HIPSTER WITH MONEY!!!!
    Ya almost had me :-/

    ^^^ Too far of a drive :o
  • FitJoani
    FitJoani Posts: 2,173 Member
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    Isn't shorter then 5'2"
    Isn't a Bible Thumper
    Understands what Straight Edge is and can deal with Punk/Hardcore/Indie/electro-pop/Hip Hop music and must HATE COUNTRY!!!
    is not a total girlie girl all the time
    Does not need to wear make up to look cute
    has the same love for all kinds of music and movies
    None judgemental
    Liberal and openminded
    Romantic
    has about a million Moral standards
    MUST BE ATHLETIC
    Loves dogs, not a huge cat lover!
    I dont like smokers but dont care if the chick is down with some pot every now and again
    Wants kids
    Loves the Cubs, Bulls, Hawks, Bears but is not a fan of the White Sox!!!
    Can understand and support my clothes and shoe fetish and my zest for spending money fruitlessly IE A sugar momma

    IN OTHER WORDS I WANT TO MARRY A HIPSTER WITH MONEY!!!!
    Ya almost had me :-/

    ^^^ Too far of a drive :o

    EXACTLY.....plus Im a steelers fan ;-)
  • blondie76
    blondie76 Posts: 552 Member
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    MUST HAVE A GINORMOUS WEINER! other then that, who really cares! jk jk... too long of a list to even attempt. prolly why im still single!

    lmao!!!!
  • FitJoani
    FitJoani Posts: 2,173 Member
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    Isn't shorter then 5'2"
    Isn't a Bible Thumper
    Understands what Straight Edge is and can deal with Punk/Hardcore/Indie/electro-pop/Hip Hop music and must HATE COUNTRY!!!
    is not a total girlie girl all the time
    Does not need to wear make up to look cute
    has the same love for all kinds of music and movies
    None judgemental
    Liberal and openminded
    Romantic
    has about a million Moral standards
    MUST BE ATHLETIC
    Loves dogs, not a huge cat lover!
    I dont like smokers but dont care if the chick is down with some pot every now and again
    Wants kids
    Loves the Cubs, Bulls, Hawks, Bears but is not a fan of the White Sox!!!
    Can understand and support my clothes and shoe fetish and my zest for spending money fruitlessly IE A sugar momma

    IN OTHER WORDS I WANT TO MARRY A HIPSTER WITH MONEY!!!!
    Ya almost had me :-/

    ^^^ Too far of a drive :o

    EXACTLY.....plus Im a steelers fan ;-)
  • FitJoani
    FitJoani Posts: 2,173 Member
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    Isn't shorter then 5'2"
    Isn't a Bible Thumper
    Understands what Straight Edge is and can deal with Punk/Hardcore/Indie/electro-pop/Hip Hop music and must HATE COUNTRY!!!
    is not a total girlie girl all the time
    Does not need to wear make up to look cute
    has the same love for all kinds of music and movies
    None judgemental
    Liberal and openminded
    Romantic
    has about a million Moral standards
    MUST BE ATHLETIC
    Loves dogs, not a huge cat lover!
    I dont like smokers but dont care if the chick is down with some pot every now and again
    Wants kids
    Loves the Cubs, Bulls, Hawks, Bears but is not a fan of the White Sox!!!
    Can understand and support my clothes and shoe fetish and my zest for spending money fruitlessly IE A sugar momma

    IN OTHER WORDS I WANT TO MARRY A HIPSTER WITH MONEY!!!!
    Ya almost had me :-/

    ^^^ Too far of a drive :o

    EXACTLY.....plus Im a steelers fan ;-)
  • Brandicaloriecountess
    Brandicaloriecountess Posts: 2,126 Member
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    I gave up.
  • FitJoani
    FitJoani Posts: 2,173 Member
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    I gave up.
    In all honesty as much as I am hopeful to find someone...it aint happenin so I pretty much gave up as well. No one will meet my simple list...
  • ladymoonlite
    ladymoonlite Posts: 273 Member
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    1.tall
    2.must have a sense of humor!!.*im such a hyper human* and i really want him to make me laugh :laugh:
    3.awesome personality
    4. must like kids
    5.must love/accept me for who i am..(cuz im pretty weird)..if not being able to love me for me then that will b the end fer sure.
    6.honesty is the key
    7.self respect and give respect
    8.not a horn-dog..nor a flirt..back to the respect
    9.supportive
    10.respect the parents :) MUST!
    11. no speaking soo soon bout when the time is rite to get to the boom boom...looks like just wanting to hit it and quit...leading back to the horn-dog category
    12.b romantic...not cuz u have to...CUZ U WANT TO!..show a girl u love them with out us asking u...thatll sweep most of us women off our feet cuz that just shows that u really do care :)

    AND SOMEONE WHO DOES NOT WASTE THEIR LIFE PARTYING DRINKING SMOKING AND DRUGS!!!...MAJOR TURN OFF...IT CAN LEAD TO MAKING IMMATURE CHOICES AND ITS JUST..AGHH SUCH A TURN OFF.. and i dont wanna b babying my own boyfriend...he must take responsibilty for himself :)

    :blushing:
  • damonmath
    damonmath Posts: 359 Member
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    As long as we are listing qualities for the sake of wasting time at work:

    1) Must like my ginormous wiener (not kidding)
    2) Must like my sense of humor and enjoy laughter and comedy
    3) Must like (but not necessarily love) working out
    4) Must respect the fact that I have outside interests and pursue them
    5) Must be ambitious (as I am also ambitious)
    6) Must enjoy life and be a positive person
    7) Can be a Horn-Dog, but not the main objective
    8) Exotic looks important but not a must (beauty is only skin deep)
    9) Must not mind that I get hit on daily (I can't help it see #1)

    I'm not really looking for anyone at the moment, but this thread looked like fun :)
  • Brandicaloriecountess
    Brandicaloriecountess Posts: 2,126 Member
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    I gave up.
    In all honesty as much as I am hopeful to find someone...it aint happenin so I pretty much gave up as well. No one will meet my simple list...

    Pretty much, exactly what you said. If I were to find the right guy, fabulous. But if not, I have myself, my children and the career I plan to have after 5 years as an undergrad and two more years of school ahead.
  • Chiquita_Banana
    Chiquita_Banana Posts: 500
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    just for fun...

    must know how to cook
    like kids
    be independant
    have goals
    i like 6ft n over but not a must lol
    must want to treat me like a princess
    likes dogs
    likes the outdoors
    knows when to shut it and be able to listen
    family man
    thoughtful
    hopeless romantic
    can make me laugh and smile daily
    likes cars
    be able to handle my flirty side
    can dance
    be at my beck n call
    give good massages
    and please me in the bedroom
    n be rich as hell

    but thats in a perfect world haha
  • Tarah1357
    Tarah1357 Posts: 139 Member
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    As long as we are listing qualities for the sake of wasting time at work:

    1) Must like my ginormous wiener (not kidding)
    2) Must like my sense of humor and enjoy laughter and comedy
    3) Must like (but not necessarily love) working out
    4) Must respect the fact that I have outside interests and pursue them
    5) Must be ambitious (as I am also ambitious)
    6) Must enjoy life and be a positive person
    7) Can be a Horn-Dog, but not the main objective
    8) Exotic looks important but not a must (beauty is only skin deep)
    9) Must not mind that I get hit on daily (I can't help it see #1)

    I'm not really looking for anyone at the moment, but this thread looked like fun :)

    LOL Love the honesty!
    You know everyone reading this will now have visuals in their mind...lol
  • ArmandoG28
    ArmandoG28 Posts: 283 Member
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    Tall girls 6'0 plus nice !
  • zoombie_bear
    zoombie_bear Posts: 963 Member
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    Be employed
    Not live with mama (after 35)
    No smoking, drugs, heavy drinkers
    Romantic and loves to cuddle
    Likes Horror, Sci-Fi and Heavy Metal
    Must get along with my kids
    love this!!!
    right on the spot!
  • zoombie_bear
    zoombie_bear Posts: 963 Member
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    As long as we are listing qualities for the sake of wasting time at work:

    1) Must like my ginormous wiener (not kidding)
    2) Must like my sense of humor and enjoy laughter and comedy
    3) Must like (but not necessarily love) working out
    4) Must respect the fact that I have outside interests and pursue them
    5) Must be ambitious (as I am also ambitious)
    6) Must enjoy life and be a positive person
    7) Can be a Horn-Dog, but not the main objective
    8) Exotic looks important but not a must (beauty is only skin deep)
    9) Must not mind that I get hit on daily (I can't help it see #1)

    I'm not really looking for anyone at the moment, but this thread looked like fun :)
    cute very cute! and halarious

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