Who Wants a Sparkle Kilt? ;p

jamerz3294

Due to popular demand.... the Pit is now taking applications for Sparkle Kilts. There is NO guarantee of actually winning a Sparkle Kilt, but if you would like to try, then simply state, in 50 words or less, why you should be given one. Please note that bribery and gifts are not only accepted, but encouraged! The decision of the judges (cal and me, see picture below) is final.

jamerz3294

Due to popular demand.... the Pit is now taking applications for Sparkle Kilts. There is NO guarantee of actually winning a Sparkle Kilt, but if you would like to try, then simply state, in 50 words or less, why you should be given one. Please note that bribery and gifts are not only accepted, but encouraged! The decision of the judges (cal and me, see picture below) is final.

Shannon023

A woman sees a Scotsman in a kilt.

She asks him, "What's underneath your kilt?"

He says, "Why don't you go find out?"

So, she reaches underneath and finds what's there, and says "Oooh! That's gruesome!"

The Scotsman replies, "Touch it again, lassie, it grew some more!"

jamerz3294

A woman sees a Scotsman in a kilt.

She asks him, "What's underneath your kilt?"

He says, "Why don't you go find out?"

So, she reaches underneath and finds what's there, and says "Oooh! That's gruesome!"

The Scotsman replies, "Touch it again, lassie, it grew some more!"

:laugh: :devil: :bigsmile: "I don't know where ya been lad, but I see ya got furst prize" :blushing:

MargieM

A woman sees a Scotsman in a kilt.

She asks him, "What's underneath your kilt?"

He says, "Why don't you go find out?"

So, she reaches underneath and finds what's there, and says "Oooh! That's gruesome!"

The Scotsman replies, "Touch it again, lassie, it grew some more!"

:laugh: :devil: :bigsmile: "I don't know where ya been lad, but I see ya got furst prize" :blushing:

Love that song! :laugh: :laugh: :bigsmile:

SoupNazi

Not sure I want the kilt.....but what's a girl gotta do to get one of those guys wearing them?:devil:

Shannon023

Not sure I want the kilt.....but what's a girl gotta do to get one of those guys wearing them?:devil:

You've forgotten too, huh?

If memory serves, you have to have boobs that aren't heading to Mexico & you have to be flexible or sumthin. :noway:

shorerider

:laugh: :devil: :bigsmile: "I don't know where ya been lad, but I see ya got furst prize" :blushing:
Love that song! :laugh: :laugh: :bigsmile:

Have a friend with 3 sons--9, 6, 4--they all know that song by heart and have since very young. Try being in a car with 3 little kids singing along to that song. :embarassed: Just wrong I tell you--just wrong

SoupNazi

Not sure I want the kilt.....but what's a girl gotta do to get one of those guys wearing them?:devil:

You've forgotten too, huh?

If memory serves, you have to have boobs that aren't heading to Mexico & you have to be flexible or sumthin. :noway:

Guess I'm out.:grumble:

shorerider

If memory serves

If memory serves.... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

ali106

Due to popular demand.... the Pit is now taking applications for Sparkle Kilts. There is NO guarantee of actually winning a Sparkle Kilt, but if you would like to try, then simply state, in 50 words or less, why you should be given one. Please note that bribery and gifts are not only accepted, but encouraged! The decision of the judges (cal and me, see picture below) is final.

um is this just for the boys in the pit or the rest of us too???? AND do they come w/ the nifty whistles???:bigsmile:

hugs!

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Shannon023

Due to popular demand.... the Pit is now taking applications for Sparkle Kilts. There is NO guarantee of actually winning a Sparkle Kilt, but if you would like to try, then simply state, in 50 words or less, why you should be given one. Please note that bribery and gifts are not only accepted, but encouraged! The decision of the judges (cal and me, see picture below) is final.

Do they come in ankle-length?

Now that you have a few posts in, you should know that Ali & SoupNazi keep the men here in a pit and "they" allow them out only to serve them.

Your kilt-fitting will be later today. :bigsmile:

jamerz3294

Here's a pic of the first prototype of the sparkle kilt... Lighting bolt optional. :laugh: :noway: :drinker:


And here's me and Ezzie wearing our Sparkle Kilts together :flowerforyou: :drinker: :smooched:

mjfer123

think I can trade my tutu in for a sparkle kilt?
Im not sure if thats a step up or down?
Of course its up to Ali and Soup

Shannon023

think I can trade my tutu in for a sparkle kilt?
Im not sure if thats a step up or down?
Of course its up to Ali and Soup

I think for fall, you would be allowed a kilt.

I just wanna dress Before up like a lumberjack. :devil:

SoupNazi

think I can trade my tutu in for a sparkle kilt?
Im not sure if thats a step up or down?
Of course its up to Ali and Soup

I think for fall, you would be allowed a kilt.

I just wanna dress Before up like a lumberjack. :devil:

MJ....I think Ali and I would agree. Your request for a sparkle kilt has been approved.
Max.... please report to pit number 5 for your kilt fitting
Shannon...It just doesn't do it for me.:smokin:

Ezzie

Here's a pic of the first prototype of the sparkle kilt... Lighting bolt optional. :laugh: :noway: :drinker:


And here's me and Ezzie wearing our Sparkle Kilts together :flowerforyou: :drinker: :smooched:

Oh BOY...I gtz gnu cloze....wheeee!!!!! ..and it haz prty sprklz!!!!!! :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile:

ali106

Here's a pic of the first prototype of the sparkle kilt... Lighting bolt optional. :laugh: :noway: :drinker:


And here's me and Ezzie wearing our Sparkle Kilts together :flowerforyou: :drinker: :smooched:

Oh BOY...I gtz gnu cloze....wheeee!!!!! ..and it haz prty sprklz!!!!!! :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile:

the boys in the pit decided to make it for you in their sewing classes....they LOVE projects ...plus us holding a hose above their sweet little heads doesn't hurt either...*giggles*

glad you like it!!!
hugs!!!

ali106

think I can trade my tutu in for a sparkle kilt?
Im not sure if thats a step up or down?
Of course its up to Ali and Soup

I think for fall, you would be allowed a kilt.

I just wanna dress Before up like a lumberjack. :devil:

MJ....I think Ali and I would agree. Your request for a sparkle kilt has been approved.
Max.... please report to pit number 5 for your kilt fitting
Shannon...It just doesn't do it for me.:smokin:

Yup I agree!! Our pit son gets a new look for fall....he does however have to work it for us.....catwalk time!!!!

Oh and Shannon...lumberjacks can wear kilts....at least they can in the Pits! :bigsmile:

Max...we are soooooooooo glad to meet (own) you!!!!!!!! yes pit number 5....we'll be there shortly, just feel free to use the lotion in the basket while you wait!!! *snicker*

HUGS!

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Shannon023

Yup I agree!! Our pit son gets a new look for fall....he does however have to work it for us.....catwalk time!!!!

Oh and Shannon...lumberjacks can wear kilts....at least they can in the Pits! :bigsmile:

Max...we are soooooooooo glad to meet (own) you!!!!!!!! yes pit number 5....we'll be there shortly, just feel free to use the lotion in the basket while you wait!!! *snicker*

HUGS!

Well.....we'll see. I want ONE boy-toy to dress as my own. :grumble:

Ooooohhhh BEFORE!!! Check in for your fitting, please! :bigsmile: :smokin:

BEFORE

Not sure I want the kilt.....but what's a girl gotta do to get one of those guys wearing them?:devil:

Just call me.

ali106

Yup I agree!! Our pit son gets a new look for fall....he does however have to work it for us.....catwalk time!!!!

Oh and Shannon...lumberjacks can wear kilts....at least they can in the Pits! :bigsmile:

Max...we are soooooooooo glad to meet (own) you!!!!!!!! yes pit number 5....we'll be there shortly, just feel free to use the lotion in the basket while you wait!!! *snicker*

HUGS!

Well.....we'll see. I want ONE boy-toy to dress as my own. :grumble:

Ooooohhhh BEFORE!!! Check in for your fitting, please! :bigsmile: :smokin:

Okay....:ohwell: YOU can dress up BEFORE they way YOU like him...sigh.....I'm sorry I get sort of greedy at times...thanks for talking me down girl! :drinker: enjoy...oh and are you two using the PRIVATE PIT for the um "sizing":huh: :bigsmile: :laugh:

ali106

Max...we are soooooooooo glad to meet (own) you!!!!!!!! yes pit number 5....we'll be there shortly, just feel free to use the lotion in the basket while you wait!!! *snicker*

HUGS!

Is there a Glamour magazine in there?

no glamour...but we do have a copy of This Old Pit, Better Pits and Gardens, Pitboy....Pitgirl(for shannon...sigh) and Lumberjacks Today...again...(for shannon):drinker: so enjoy!

BEFORE

think I can trade my tutu in for a sparkle kilt?
Im not sure if thats a step up or down?
Of course its up to Ali and Soup

I think for fall, you would be allowed a kilt.

I just wanna dress Before up like a lumberjack. :devil:

I know how to swing a big axe too.

ali106

Shannon...It just doesn't do it for me.:smokin:

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I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok
I sleep all night and I work all day...
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*giggle* works for me!

mjfer123

think I can trade my tutu in for a sparkle kilt?
Im not sure if thats a step up or down?
Of course its up to Ali and Soup

I think for fall, you would be allowed a kilt.

I just wanna dress Before up like a lumberjack. :devil:

MJ....I think Ali and I would agree. Your request for a sparkle kilt has been approved.
Max.... please report to pit number 5 for your kilt fitting
Shannon...It just doesn't do it for me.:smokin:

Yup I agree!! Our pit son gets a new look for fall....he does however have to work it for us.....catwalk time!!!!

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk

BEFORE

Here ya go Shannon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKSJLop26yI

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