Who Wants a Sparkle Kilt? ;p

Shannon023

With all the 'Pit activity" I may need to open a MFP daycare

Or brothel. :laugh:

marskids

Or brothel. :laugh:
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:laugh: !!!!!!---->:noway:!!!!!!!

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>:ohwell:

alifelessevident

JeremyInvincible

Due to popular demand.... the Pit is now taking applications for Sparkle Kilts. There is NO guarantee of actually winning a Sparkle Kilt, but if you would like to try, then simply state, in 50 words or less, why you should be given one. Please note that bribery and gifts are not only accepted, but encouraged! The decision of the judges (cal and me, see picture below) is final.

Cause if it's not scottish...

It's CRAP!!!

BEFORE

That is right Max I just look that way. I only swing my ax for women.

It moved, Jerry.

OMG way 2 funy! :laugh: :bigsmile: I leave to go workout, and look what has happened to my innocent little thread... sigh... well guess I better grab a copy of Pitmopolitan, and watch Before trying to swing his little hatchet in time to the muzak...

"little hatchet"?????? :grumble:

You dont need a big hatchet if you know how to notch the tree right.

jamerz3294

That is right Max I just look that way. I only swing my ax for women.

It moved, Jerry.

OMG way 2 funy! :laugh: :bigsmile: I leave to go workout, and look what has happened to my innocent little thread... sigh... well guess I better grab a copy of Pitmopolitan, and watch Before trying to swing his little hatchet in time to the muzak...

"little hatchet"?????? :grumble:

You dont need a big hatchet if you know how to notch the tree right.

Especially when your just trying to shave the twig? :devil: :huh:

alifelessevident

:drinker: :drinker:

obliged

*raises hand
ME!!!!

but if i'm too late can i claim one of the guys modelling it in the OP

calatibo

Due to popular demand.... the Pit is now taking applications for Sparkle Kilts. There is NO guarantee of actually winning a Sparkle Kilt, but if you would like to try, then simply state, in 50 words or less, why you should be given one. Please note that bribery and gifts are not only accepted, but encouraged! The decision of the judges (cal and me, see picture below) is final.

Cause if it's not scottish...

It's CRAP!!!

nuff said

pecksun8

Here's a little jig for ya!

jamerz3294

Here's a little jig for ya!

Ya know , you really shouldn't talk about Before that way :laugh: :bigsmile:

Hmmm... don't know why the pic doesn't show up? Are you sure of the URL? Never mind, when I C&P into a new tab, it worked fine?

OK... weird, at first the jig didn't show up, and now it does? Anyways, Ezzie has just let me know that it's time for me to slide in between the sheets, and get a good night's sleep, with her by my side, YEA! So g'night all... cya tomorrow! Luvya and hugz! :drinker: :bigsmile:

sarakenna1

Ah, I missed this. Glad to see you are all still silly/naughty!

Emdicio

What is it about a kilt that makes the ladies go goofy? Oh - it's the swinging shelaileigh!


ps - nice sparkle kilt, jamerz! Going where no man has gone before!!! :laugh:

BEFORE

That is right Max I just look that way. I only swing my ax for women.

It moved, Jerry.

OMG way 2 funy! :laugh: :bigsmile: I leave to go workout, and look what has happened to my innocent little thread... sigh... well guess I better grab a copy of Pitmopolitan, and watch Before trying to swing his little hatchet in time to the muzak...

"little hatchet"?????? :grumble:

You dont need a big hatchet if you know how to notch the tree right.

Especially when your just trying to shave the twig? :devil: :huh:

I wear a size 14 shoe....do the math Disco Kilt Boy:laugh:

jamerz3294

That is right Max I just look that way. I only swing my ax for women.

It moved, Jerry.

OMG way 2 funy! :laugh: :bigsmile: I leave to go workout, and look what has happened to my innocent little thread... sigh... well guess I better grab a copy of Pitmopolitan, and watch Before trying to swing his little hatchet in time to the muzak...

"little hatchet"?????? :grumble:

You dont need a big hatchet if you know how to notch the tree right.

Especially when your just trying to shave the twig? :devil: :huh:

I wear a size 14 shoe....do the math Disco Kilt Boy:laugh:

...yeah, up your butt where shannon planted it :laugh: :huh:

BEFORE

That is right Max I just look that way. I only swing my ax for women.

It moved, Jerry.

OMG way 2 funy! :laugh: :bigsmile: I leave to go workout, and look what has happened to my innocent little thread... sigh... well guess I better grab a copy of Pitmopolitan, and watch Before trying to swing his little hatchet in time to the muzak...

"little hatchet"?????? :grumble:

You dont need a big hatchet if you know how to notch the tree right.

Especially when your just trying to shave the twig? :devil: :huh:

I wear a size 14 shoe....do the math Disco Kilt Boy:laugh:

...yeah, up your butt where shannon planted it :laugh: :huh:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Nothing up my butt please.

Emdicio

Nothing up my butt please.

What about with a reach around? :laugh:

BEFORE

Nothing up my butt please.

What about with a reach around? :laugh:

Hell no :laugh: :laugh:

jamerz3294

That is right Max I just look that way. I only swing my ax for women.

It moved, Jerry.

OMG way 2 funy! :laugh: :bigsmile: I leave to go workout, and look what has happened to my innocent little thread... sigh... well guess I better grab a copy of Pitmopolitan, and watch Before trying to swing his little hatchet in time to the muzak...

"little hatchet"?????? :grumble:

You dont need a big hatchet if you know how to notch the tree right.

Especially when your just trying to shave the twig? :devil: :huh:

I wear a size 14 shoe....do the math Disco Kilt Boy:laugh:

...yeah, up your butt where shannon planted it :laugh: :huh:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Nothing up my butt please.

mholmes

Hey y'all ... Sorry I missed this one! I just got back from a lil time with the man Soupy left for me

What'd I miss?
Did I see some half naked men around here somewhere? And why do I hear banjos? :huh:

Shannon023

Did I see some half naked men around here somewhere?

We've been waiting on you to take care of the other half! :bigsmile:

BEFORE

Does anyone besides me feel Kilty for posting on this thread. :bigsmile:

SoupNazi

Hey y'all ... Sorry I missed this one! I just got back from a lil time with the man Soupy left for me

What'd I miss?
Did I see some half naked men around here somewhere? And why do I hear banjos? :huh:

It must have been the guy in the green, cuz the rest of them left with Shannon.:laugh:

SoupNazi

Does anyone besides me feel Kilty for posting on this thread. :bigsmile:

It's a kilty pleasure.

BEFORE

Does anyone besides me feel Kilty for posting on this thread. :bigsmile:

It's a kilty pleasure.

You kilt me Soupy

mholmes

Does anyone besides me feel Kilty for posting on this thread. :bigsmile:

It's a kilty pleasure.

You kilt me Soupy

You're still not on set yet BEFORE??!?! Haven't you gotten into costume YET? Shannon and I are wating?:grumble:

Emdicio

You're still not on set yet BEFORE??!?! Haven't you gotten into costume YET? Shannon and I are wating?:grumble:

queue cheesy 70's porn music, and.......Action! :noway: :embarassed: :laugh:

mholmes

You're still not on set yet BEFORE??!?! Haven't you gotten into costume YET? Shannon and I are wating?:grumble:

queue cheesy 70's porn music, and.......Action! :noway: :embarassed: :laugh:

Shannon don't forget that love rug! :smokin:

BEFORE

You're still not on set yet BEFORE??!?! Haven't you gotten into costume YET? Shannon and I are wating?:grumble:

queue cheesy 70's porn music, and.......Action! :noway: :embarassed: :laugh:

Shannon don't forget that love rug! :smokin:

How did it get to this point? D@#n Im good:glasses:

mholmes

You're still not on set yet BEFORE??!?! Haven't you gotten into costume YET? Shannon and I are wating?:grumble:

queue cheesy 70's porn music, and.......Action! :noway: :embarassed: :laugh:

Shannon don't forget that love rug! :smokin:

How did it get to this point? D@#n Im good:glasses:

We don't know that just yet :blushing: