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Grab the nearest book, turn to page 30, read the 2nd sentenc

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  • Karleyyy
    Karleyyy Posts: 857
    "Once the material enters the rectum, it stretches the walls of the bowel and stimulates a reflex urge to have a bowel movement."
  • JEK717
    JEK717 Posts: 1,497
    " A beautiful English heiress flouts convention by marrying a man who had been her mother’s lover in a comic novel and a modern classic, inspired partly by the life of the author’s half-batty upper-class family between the world wars."

    This is so NOT my book!
  • NoWeighJose74
    NoWeighJose74 Posts: 581 Member
    "Once the material enters the rectum, it stretches the walls of the bowel and stimulates a reflex urge to have a bowel movement."

    rofl :laugh:
  • Cynthiafaron
    Cynthiafaron Posts: 114 Member
    and not much else had changed until the pack fell.
  • Karleyyy
    Karleyyy Posts: 857
    "Once the material enters the rectum, it stretches the walls of the bowel and stimulates a reflex urge to have a bowel movement."

    rofl :laugh:

    Leave it to me to get a sentence about pooping.
  • Melroxsox
    Melroxsox Posts: 1,040 Member
    "He carefully notes the length of the new area, the length,of both bedrooms and then factors in the width of all the walls."
  • Melroxsox
    Melroxsox Posts: 1,040 Member
    "Once the material enters the rectum, it stretches the walls of the bowel and stimulates a reflex urge to have a bowel movement."

    rofl :laugh:

    Leave it to me to get a sentence about pooping.
    LOL!
  • mommyofatoz
    mommyofatoz Posts: 28 Member
    "I saw Judge Gantry this morning and he promised seats in the balcony."

    Page 30 was blank in the first book I picked up, so this was from the second book I found.
  • jfarr
    jfarr Posts: 8
    I love that book, and all Linda Howard actually! :)
  • ProudMomoftwo
    ProudMomoftwo Posts: 525
    pg 30 - 4th paragraph -

    "I loved it. Books are my great passion."

    Couldn't have said it better myself...lol
  • Marjorielk
    Marjorielk Posts: 202 Member
    Did he ?
  • JEK717
    JEK717 Posts: 1,497
    "Quickly turn the patties over for half a minute".

    BAHAHAHAHA! Guess where this came from:wink:
  • Atleast40
    Atleast40 Posts: 62 Member
    "It is also important to eat fruit whole, not juiced, as the fiber in fruit slows sugar absorption to its natural speed."
  • sarah307
    sarah307 Posts: 1,363 Member
    "Addie looked up at Jack, then at the TV, and smiled. "Jeopardy! fan?"
  • deeharley
    deeharley Posts: 1,208 Member
    "That's why little kids have to memorize the addition table (1+1=2, 1+2=3, and so on)."

    Teaching Textbooks pre-Algebra.
  • Forensic
    Forensic Posts: 468 Member
    I only have my Kindle, but the 30th 'page' at my zoom of Mercury Falls is:

    "It occurs to me that I may have made it sound as if the demon broke into Christine's condo specifically in order to make a grilled cheese sandwich, which is not the case."
  • bizco
    bizco Posts: 1,949 Member
    "On top of which, have you tried buying shampoo lately?"
  • ridiculyss
    ridiculyss Posts: 108 Member
    "You can determine if you are improving because you know the error exists."

    My Health class book! "Concepts of Physical Fitness: Active Lifestyles for Wellness" haha : ) For once it's not on philosophy or Ireland. lol YAY! and what's more it's relevant here :)
  • Evarell
    Evarell Posts: 143 Member
    "I know it was foolish of me."
  • joilet
    joilet Posts: 99
    tu tienes too teeeh-nehs


    (from Spanish for Dummies)
  • DESIREE1210
    DESIREE1210 Posts: 177 Member
    "Gerald!" This time she screamed his name.
  • ccaym
    ccaym Posts: 86
    "It's really very simple.":smile:
  • kapeluza
    kapeluza Posts: 3,434 Member
    Used with steel grade stakes to adjust height.
  • sunshine__angel
    sunshine__angel Posts: 366 Member
    "So now I was stuck in an understated black-and-white tweed jacket next to splashy Stacy."

    -Something Blue by Emily Giffin.
  • deeharley
    deeharley Posts: 1,208 Member
    I only have my Kindle, but the 30th 'page' at my zoom of Mercury Falls is:

    "It occurs to me that I may have made it sound as if the demon broke into Christine's condo specifically in order to make a grilled cheese sandwich, which is not the case."

    This made me laugh - I wonder if demons are good cooks?
  • Tiggerrick
    Tiggerrick Posts: 1,078 Member
    Moderately selective beta2-adrenergic agonist with comparatively long action.
  • halobender
    halobender Posts: 780 Member
    This made me laugh - I wonder if demons are good cooks?
    They make very decadent doughnuts.

    treehouseofhorroriv1.jpg
  • Kanzaki3
    Kanzaki3 Posts: 656 Member
    "Consuming adequate carbohydrate to meet energy needs has the effect of sparing protein from being used for energy, leaving it available to do it's special functions."
  • there's a picture on 30, so i went to 29, only three pragraphs there, so i went to 31, only 2 there...lets see...aha! i found something i hi-lited in the past...

    "After all, there were only two logical possibilities for the nature of the void, and both implied that the infinite exists."

    from the book Zero: The Biography of a Dangerous Idea by Charles Seife
  • EdieBird
    EdieBird Posts: 38
    "He knew why the court officers were frowning: the importance of class distinction, of consorting with your own kind."

    The Looking Glass Wars, by Frank Beddor
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