You know your addicted to counting calores when.....

mirandamatte
mirandamatte Posts: 130 Member
edited September 27 in Chit-Chat
after a roll in the hay last night, (while out of breath and sweaty) I look over to my husband and say I wonder how many calories I just burned doing that?! :blushing:
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  • Lleldiranne
    Lleldiranne Posts: 5,516 Member
    Lol, we've had that discussion before. I even looked to see if it was in the database (it's not). Then I decided I wouldn't want to put that in my log anyway, where my mom (and his family) can check it out! :blushing:

    You know you're addicted to counting calories when....
    you plan your date night (especially the restaurant) based on knowing the calories of the items of the menu!
  • Elizabeth_C34
    Elizabeth_C34 Posts: 6,376 Member
    I do that too!!!!! LOL Glad I'm not the only one!
  • Sasha_Bear
    Sasha_Bear Posts: 625 Member
    You know your addicted to counting calories when you start counting calories of complete strangers you see eating!
  • Ruthingraham1
    Ruthingraham1 Posts: 1
    I have also done that and ever checked to see how many cal. sperm has. Yikes!
  • mirandamatte
    mirandamatte Posts: 130 Member
    I have also done that and ever checked to see how many cal. sperm has. Yikes!

    haha yes the other night I was totally laying in bed wondering if sperm had calories.
  • abbafan
    abbafan Posts: 3
    oh dear!!!!!!!!!:love:
  • cojenkinshcsg
    cojenkinshcsg Posts: 26 Member
    I have also done that and ever checked to see how many cal. sperm has. Yikes!
    Thank you for making me laugh today ladies have a great weekend
  • Misskathryn00
    Misskathryn00 Posts: 47 Member
    i've just read another post on here saying that it has 50 calories per teaspoon!!!!!!! lol
  • Starlage
    Starlage Posts: 1,709 Member
    after a roll in the hay last night, (while out of breath and sweaty) I look over to my husband and say I wonder how many calories I just burned doing that?! :blushing:

    You should wear an HRM and count it!! haha :o)
  • ChantalD75
    ChantalD75 Posts: 680 Member
    I have also done that and ever checked to see how many cal. sperm has. Yikes!

    I just checked and it's in the food diary.... LMAO... it's 5 cals btw it says...
  • PJS323
    PJS323 Posts: 115
    I wore my HRM once, I was surprised. How funny you should post this. At least we are worried about counting calories, and not mindlessly eating them anymore!
  • mirandamatte
    mirandamatte Posts: 130 Member
    I wore my HRM once, I was surprised. How funny you should post this. At least we are worried about counting calories, and not mindlessly eating them anymore!

    haha, thats awesome! What did u burn??
  • wrevhn
    wrevhn Posts: 864 Member
    i've seen worse. (oh and its around 1.5-2.5 cals a min depending on male or female) i've seen ppl count advil or multi vitamens! thats insane.
  • wrevhn
    wrevhn Posts: 864 Member
    some say 6 a min, just to let you know the info varies. i'd say if you wanted to wear the thing like they all say. i count it. its my daily cardio (sept hubs is out on army duty now)
  • Grabercj
    Grabercj Posts: 9
    I totally chosen the resturant by the foods they serve too, and my boyfriend had no idea! Glad other women do it too!
  • amaried621
    amaried621 Posts: 260 Member
    I have also done that and ever checked to see how many cal. sperm has. Yikes!

    It makes me feel so much better knowing other people have done that too!!
  • Mishy
    Mishy Posts: 1,551 Member
    You know your addicted to counting calories when you start counting calories of complete strangers you see eating!

    oh. my. I do this! :laugh:
  • Sh1tsRainbows
    Sh1tsRainbows Posts: 1,227 Member
    I have also done that and ever checked to see how many cal. sperm has. Yikes!

    BAHAHAHA...i hear it has lots of protein....
  • Cella30
    Cella30 Posts: 539 Member
    i've just read another post on here saying that it has 50 calories per teaspoon!!!!!!! lol

    50 calories, are you ****ting me?!? :noway: His babygravy better be made of chocolate for that!
  • Misskathryn00
    Misskathryn00 Posts: 47 Member
    i've just read another post on here saying that it has 50 calories per teaspoon!!!!!!! lol

    50 calories, are you ****ting me?!? :noway: His babygravy better be made of chocolate for that!


    i've just almost spat coffee all over my laptop reading this!!!! SO FUNNY!!!!!!! lol
  • cutelashawn
    cutelashawn Posts: 182
    I do that all the time!! Im always counting claories of other people. I guess im addicted...hahaha
  • Thexplodingirl
    Thexplodingirl Posts: 80
    Your special bday request for a local restaurant is a calorie count.
    You station yourself in the kitchen at every party you're invited to so you can get an ACCURATE count, and bring your own food scale!
  • Lleldiranne
    Lleldiranne Posts: 5,516 Member
    How about asking to see the nutrition panel for any samples at the grocery store before taking a sample! (And declining if it's too much ... like I'm going to eat a whole serving)
  • kanonxbou47
    kanonxbou47 Posts: 265 Member
    You know you're addicted when you take your 7-year-old brother out for a trike ride, and start pretending to be Jillian Michaels because he's so gosh darn lazy. And then figure out how many calories he burned, and lecture him about eating McDonalds.
    I feel bad about that, actually, I just worry about the food he eats.

    When you figure out your boyfriend's BMI and become incredibly jealous of him.

    When you're stopped at a traffic light while jogging, and start spontaneously dancing, just to burn more calories.
  • axman19
    axman19 Posts: 79 Member
    I have also done that and ever checked to see how many cal. sperm has. Yikes!

    So u r saying I should find a woman not on a calorie counting diet?? This is a joke by the way!
  • Lleldiranne
    Lleldiranne Posts: 5,516 Member
    You know you're addicted when you take your 7-year-old brother out for a trike ride, and start pretending to be Jillian Michaels because he's so gosh darn lazy. And then figure out how many calories he burned, and lecture him about eating McDonalds.
    I feel bad about that, actually, I just worry about the food he eats.

    You know you're addicted/obsessed with calorie counting when your kids start asking about the calories in everything they eat, too!
    (At least they're understanding the eat healthy thing!)
  • Libby81
    Libby81 Posts: 734 Member
    When you turn down invites because you can't afford to go over your calorie allowance :noway:

    My sister thinks I'm nuts because I'm literally logging everything that goes in my mouth on here via my phone. She actually said to me the other day "you can't eat that, you've not logged it". I'm forever scanning barcodes :ohwell:
  • Thexplodingirl
    Thexplodingirl Posts: 80
    Oh god I just had a nightmare that I was over my calories!

    *update* while it's true it WAS a nightmare it had to be based on reality. I checked and actually did go over last night by 69c. I blame it on the apfel schnapps, but hey, your best friends will only get engaged once right? Besides, I still lost some weight over night!
  • K1Teacher
    K1Teacher Posts: 324 Member
    I knew I was addicted when I felt guilty for not logging communion at church. :blushing:
  • cojenkinshcsg
    cojenkinshcsg Posts: 26 Member
    i've just read another post on here saying that it has 50 calories per teaspoon!!!!!!! lol

    50 calories, are you ****ting me?!? :noway: His babygravy better be made of chocolate for that!

    Hilarious!!!!!!
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