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  • MargieM
    MargieM Posts: 2,248 Member
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    Referring to Indiana...Soupy and I could be in some big trouble....:huh:

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: oh wait, me too... :embarassed:
  • ali106
    ali106 Posts: 3,754 Member
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    awww those poor West Virginian animals under 40 pounds!:sick: :brokenheart:

    Baaaaaaa means no!!! :angry:

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :sick:
  • GoGetterMom
    GoGetterMom Posts: 852 Member
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    awww those poor West Virginian animals under 40 pounds!:sick: :brokenheart:

    Baaaaaaa means no!!! :angry:

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :sick:
    So you've been to Montana or Idaho too?
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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    awww those poor West Virginian animals under 40 pounds!:sick: :brokenheart:

    DADDY'S HOME!!!!!!!!

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    :laugh:
  • GoGetterMom
    GoGetterMom Posts: 852 Member
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    awww those poor West Virginian animals under 40 pounds!:sick: :brokenheart:

    DADDY'S HOME!!!!!!!!

    supdog.jpg

    :laugh:
    Now I really am rolling on the floor! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Ooooh the visual...
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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    []Now I really am rolling on the floor! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Ooooh the visual...

    Good, you can come sit in time-out with me. :laugh:
  • GoGetterMom
    GoGetterMom Posts: 852 Member
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    []Now I really am rolling on the floor! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Ooooh the visual...

    Good, you can come sit in time-out with me. :laugh:
    My resume says "plays well with others...":wink:
  • Theresa35
    Theresa35 Posts: 1,102
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    So I guess in New Jersey I can't have this license plate...

    DRUNK 1
  • Emdicio
    Emdicio Posts: 270 Member
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    :smokin: Well.... I know where I'm NOT moving to and if you're thinking virginia you're wrong.

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    From your picture, I'm assuming it's not Indiana! :laugh:
  • Anna_Banana
    Anna_Banana Posts: 2,939 Member
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    Okay the very scary part of this whole list is somebody at some time must have done all of these things in order to neccessitate making a law about them.
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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    :smokin: Well.... I know where I'm NOT moving to and if you're thinking virginia you're wrong.

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    From your picture, I'm assuming it's not Indiana! :laugh:

    :laugh: :laugh:
  • ali106
    ali106 Posts: 3,754 Member
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    Okay the very scary part of this whole list is somebody at some time must have done all of these things in order to neccessitate making a law about them.

    okay you caught me!:ohwell: ...............ONE TIME I enduldge in FOUR sandwiches at my cousin Vinny's wake.....sigh....I guess I ruined it for all my Massachusetts brethren!....I'm sorry!!!!:sad: they were catered and sooooo good!:bigsmile:
  • Juliebean
    Juliebean Posts: 317
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    Okay the very scary part of this whole list is somebody at some time must have done all of these things in order to neccessitate making a law about them.

    okay you caught me!:ohwell: ...............ONE TIME I enduldge in FOUR sandwiches at my cousin Vinny's wake.....sigh....I guess I ruined it for all my Massachusetts brethren!....I'm sorry!!!!:sad: they were catered and sooooo good!:bigsmile:

    Hey, if that's the only thing you're guilty of then you're forgiven! Just please don't break that pesky West Virginia law... :laugh: :sick: :noway:
  • jackeh
    jackeh Posts: 1,515 Member
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    I live in Kanata which is outside of Ottawa Ontario... and the stupid laws here are....

    The color of house and garage doors is regulated by city bylaws (a purple door get you a fine).

    It is also illegal to have a clothes line in your backyard. :frown: i wonder if i can have one in my front yard???
  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member
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    :smokin: Well.... I know where I'm NOT moving to and if you're thinking virginia you're wrong.

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    From your picture, I'm assuming it's not Indiana! :laugh:

    you're the 2nd person who's said something about that :grumble: :angry:
  • GoGetterMom
    GoGetterMom Posts: 852 Member
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    I live in Kanata which is outside of Ottawa Ontario... and the stupid laws here are....

    The color of house and garage doors is regulated by city bylaws (a purple door get you a fine).

    It is also illegal to have a clothes line in your backyard. :frown: i wonder if i can have one in my front yard???
    Only with red silk panties on them!
  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member
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    And it was supposed to be a fishy face for cryin out loud and i was highly intoxicated!!! :explode:
    Changing the pic now :angry:
  • Jackie_W
    Jackie_W Posts: 1,676 Member
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    Blimmie, talk about dumb laws! :noway:

    Hilarious reading though - cheers - needed a lift, and oh boy did I get it !!!! :laugh:
  • jackeh
    jackeh Posts: 1,515 Member
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    Wait i found our canadian stupid laws....


    NATIONAL LAW
    Every fifth song on Canadian radio must be by a Canadian born citizen.

    You may not pay for a fifty-cent item with only pennies.

    Citizens may not publicly remove bandages.

    Section 331 of the Canadian Criminal Code states that it is illegal to send a telegram or letter threatening a bird.:huh:

    ALBERTA PROVINCIAL LAWS
    Businesses must provide rails for tying up horses.

    Wooden logs may not be painted.

    You may never use dice to play craps.

    If you are released from prison, it is required that you are given a handgun with bullets and a horse, so you can ride out of town. :laugh:

    BRITISH COLUMBIA PROVINCIAL LAWS
    It is illegal to kill a sasquatch.

    NEW BRUNSWICK PROVINCIAL LAWS
    Driving on the roads is not allowed. :huh: i wonder where they drive?

    NOVA SCOTIA PROVINCIAL LAWS
    When raining, a person may not water his/her lawn.

    ONTARIO PROVINCIAL LAWS
    The speed limit is 80 kph for cars, but bicyclists have the right of way.

    QUEBEC PROVINCIAL LAWS
    It is illegal to turn right on a red light at any time.

    All business signs in the province of Quebec must be in French. If the business operator wishes to have English on the sign, the French must be at least twice as large as the English is. There are no laws governing the usage of other languages on signs. -Bill 101 (Passed 1976)

    CITY LAWS:

    Etobicoke
    Bylaw states that no more than 3.5 inches of water is allowed in a bathtub.:grumble:

    Cobourg
    If you have a water trough in your front yard it must be filled by 5:00 a.m.

    Gananoque
    Homeowners are responsible for clearing snow off of municipal sidewalks.

    Guelph
    The city is classified as a no-pee zone.

    Kanata
    The color of house and garage doors is regulated by city bylaws (a purple door get you a fine). It is also illegal to have a clothes line in your backyard.
    You can't work on your car in the street.

    Oshawa
    It's illegal to climb trees.
    Homeowners are responsible for clearing snow off of municipal sidewalks. If sidewalks is not cleaned within 24 hours after a snowfall, city workers will clean it and the cost will be placed on the homeowners tax bill.

    Ottawa
    It is illegal to eat ice-cream on Bank Street on a Sunday. :grumble: (im glad i never got a ticket for that one)

    Toronto
    You can't drag a dead horse down Yonge St. on a Sunday. :noway:

    Uxbridge
    Residents are not allowed to have an Internet connection faster than 56k.

    Wawa
    You may not paint ladders, because if it is wet it is slippery.
    It is illegal to show public affection on Sunday.

    Beaconsfield
    It is considered an offense to have more than two colors of paint on your house.
    You may not own a log cabin.

    Montréal
    The Queen Elizabeth Hotel must feed your horse freely when you rent a room.
    You may not wash your car in the street.
    You may not park a car in such a way that it is blocking your own driveway.
    "For Sale" signs are not permitted in the windows of moving vehicles.
    Cars parked in public places must be locked, and their windows must be down to less than the width of a hand.
    One's rear license plate may not be protected by glass or plastic.
    You may not swear in French.
    Citizens may not relieve themselves or spit on the street. Punishable by a fine of over 100 Canadian dollars.
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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    You may not swear in French.

    RUN MIREILLE, RUN!!!!!!! happy107.gif

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