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  • Anna_Banana
    Anna_Banana Posts: 2,939 Member
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    Okay the very scary part of this whole list is somebody at some time must have done all of these things in order to neccessitate making a law about them.

    okay you caught me!:ohwell: ...............ONE TIME I enduldge in FOUR sandwiches at my cousin Vinny's wake.....sigh....I guess I ruined it for all my Massachusetts brethren!....I'm sorry!!!!:sad: they were catered and sooooo good!:bigsmile:

    I wasn't going to admit it, but I was it Whaler in Nebraska
  • Anna_Banana
    Anna_Banana Posts: 2,939 Member
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    Okay the very scary part of this whole list is somebody at some time must have done all of these things in order to neccessitate making a law about them.

    okay you caught me!:ohwell: ...............ONE TIME I enduldge in FOUR sandwiches at my cousin Vinny's wake.....sigh....I guess I ruined it for all my Massachusetts brethren!....I'm sorry!!!!:sad: they were catered and sooooo good!:bigsmile:

    Hey, if that's the only thing you're guilty of then you're forgiven! Just please don't break that pesky West Virginia law... :laugh: :sick: :noway:

    Now if you are a female in West Virgina can you do it with an animal of any size
  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member
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    Okay the very scary part of this whole list is somebody at some time must have done all of these things in order to neccessitate making a law about them.

    okay you caught me!:ohwell: ...............ONE TIME I enduldge in FOUR sandwiches at my cousin Vinny's wake.....sigh....I guess I ruined it for all my Massachusetts brethren!....I'm sorry!!!!:sad: they were catered and sooooo good!:bigsmile:

    Hey, if that's the only thing you're guilty of then you're forgiven! Just please don't break that pesky West Virginia law... :laugh: :sick: :noway:

    Now if you are a female in West Virgina can you do it with an animal of any size

    :noway: :embarassed: you mean weight
  • jackeh
    jackeh Posts: 1,515 Member
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    Montréal

    Cars parked in public places must be locked, and their windows must be down to less than the width of a hand.


    i just realised what that one said:laugh: :laugh: whats the point of locking your doors if the windows are all the way down???
  • Anna_Banana
    Anna_Banana Posts: 2,939 Member
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    That's right sorry about that. I ment weight, because size don't matter, Right guys
  • Emdicio
    Emdicio Posts: 270 Member
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    And it was supposed to be a fishy face for cryin out loud and i was highly intoxicated!!! :explode:
    Changing the pic now :angry:

    I kid, I kid.............:flowerforyou: :happy:
  • connieq288
    connieq288 Posts: 1,102 Member
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    NORTH CAROLINA
    It’s against the law to sing off key.

    Well I guess that I should be in jail right now then. I love to sing off key. Its the only way I can sing LOL

    Connie
  • pecksun8
    pecksun8 Posts: 570
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    Here are some more doosies:

    ...In the state of Alabama, if you put salt on a railroad track, death is the punishment.
    Sprinkle pepper or any other spice, though, and you're perfectly alright.

    ...If you live in Fairbanks, Alaska, forget about feeding booze to a moose, because it's against the law.
    Sorry, guys, no more cold ones for Bullwinkle. Guess he can be the designated driver.

    ...In Tombstone, Arizona, it's illegal for citizens over the age of 18-years-old to have more than one tooth missing when smiling.
    Guess nobody who's ever been on the Jerry Springer show will ever be able to live there.

    ...In Little Rock, Arkansas, any flirtation on city streets between men and women could garner you 30 days in jail.
    Are you sure Bill Clinton used to live there?

    ...In California, which has always been a little bonkers, it's a misdemeanor to shoot at game from a moving vehicle, with the exception of a whale.
    Okay, so then it's okay to do a drive-by of a beluga?

    ...In Colorado (Denver), dog catchers are required, for 3 days straight, to post notifications on trees in the city park and public road running through the park that notifies dogs of impounding.
    But what if the dogs are illiterate?

    ...In some parts of Connecticut, it's illegal for fire trucks to go over 25 mph, at any time.
    So those folks in that burning building had just better be patient!

    ...In Lewes, Delaware, it's unlawful to wear pants with a firm-fitting waist.
    Who runs this town, Janice ****inson?

    ...In the state of Florida, showering naked is considered to be an offense.
    Showering fully clothed, however, is only considered to be idiotic.

    ...In Georgia, it's against the law to keep a donkey in a bathtub.
    Yes, but what if he really reeks?

    ...In the beautiful state of Hawaii, you are not allowed to put coins in your ears
    There goes my magic trick!
  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
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    Hey shannon... wanna move to Alabama? :devil: Before couldn't live in Arizona tho :drinker:
    I could I would just have to Kick you and MAx out of the house.
  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
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    PENNSYLVANIA
    In Allentown, it is illegal for men to become aroused in public


    Well....we know where BEFORE and Max WON'T ever go IN their entire lives!!! :laugh:

    I'm up for it.
  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
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    Referring to Indiana...Soupy and I could be in some big trouble....:huh:

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: oh wait, me too... :embarassed:
    :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:
  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member
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    Referring to Indiana...Soupy and I could be in some big trouble....:huh:

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: oh wait, me too... :embarassed:
    :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:

    Um.... unless you're from Indiana you shouldn't be crying....:huh:
  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
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    :smokin: Well.... I know where I'm NOT moving to and if you're thinking virginia you're wrong.

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    From your picture, I'm assuming it's not Indiana! :laugh:

    you're the 2nd person who's said something about that :grumble: :angry:
    They should be ashamed.:angry:
  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
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    Referring to Indiana...Soupy and I could be in some big trouble....:huh:

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: oh wait, me too... :embarassed:
    :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:

    Um.... unless you're from Indiana you shouldn't be crying....:huh:
    Um its the sex talk making me cry. Been awhile.
  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member
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    :smokin: Well.... I know where I'm NOT moving to and if you're thinking virginia you're wrong.

    69566_6175_thumb.jpg

    From your picture, I'm assuming it's not Indiana! :laugh:

    you're the 2nd person who's said something about that :grumble: :angry:
    They should be ashamed.:angry:

    uh huh.... they should!! I'ma find 'em and tell 'em :grumble:
  • Emdicio
    Emdicio Posts: 270 Member
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    uh huh.... they should!! I'ma find 'em and tell 'em :grumble:
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  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member
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    uh huh.... they should!! I'ma find 'em and tell 'em :grumble:
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    AAAWWWWWW!!!! You're forgiven :love:
    and you're lucky too cause I was about to sick one of these monsters on ya!
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    and that other person too! :grumble:
  • Emdicio
    Emdicio Posts: 270 Member
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    AAAWWWWWW!!!! You're forgiven :love:...
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    ps - nice pics of your dogs! I really miss my Siberian Husky...:brokenheart:
  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member
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    They're my babies :love:
    The pitt is muuuccchh bigger now and still growing
    the other mug is the size of a horse, but not growing anymore thank goodness!
    and sorry about your baby :cry:
  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
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    They're my babies :love:
    The pitt is muuuccchh bigger now and still growing
    the other mug is the size of a horse, but not growing anymore thank goodness!
    and sorry about your baby :cry:
    U must have 2 really tip toe accross your backyard.

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