Deep Thoughts

ali106

"Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny."

hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

soup78

Something tells me that when Davy Crocket saw Daniel Boone and Daniel Boone saw Davy Crocket they both just burst out laughing.

ali106

“If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong though. It's Hambone.”



(AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!)

They're all funny but for some reason this one just cracks me up more. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

omg this is takin me back to the good o' days of SNL love this one!!!!!!!!!!

I needed this today LMBO!

shorerider

Jack Handy quotes are great BUT....

I've got a FEVER and nothing can help but COWBELL!

soup78

Jack Handy quotes are great BUT....

I've got a FEVER and nothing can help but COWBELL!

YESSSSS!:bigsmile:

More Cowbell! :laugh:

jamerz3294

Jack Handy quotes are great BUT....

I've got a FEVER and nothing can help but COWBELL!

YESSSSS!:bigsmile:

More Cowbell! :laugh:

Okaaay, since you asked...

shorerider

Oh COME ON! I said, MORE COW BELL!

alimassa

Priest says to a small boy, please remember Jesus loves you, but everyone else hates you...

Kaybay37

“I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you're having a good idea but it's just eggs hatching.”

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

JeremyInvincible

“If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong though. It's Hambone.”



(AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!)

They're all funny but for some reason this one just cracks me up more. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Ahaha, this is my favorite too!