Things I do to annoy my spouse

brewingaz

The flipside of the other thread.

Ever since we got dark counter tops, I dont' see crumbs as much. I SUCK at remembering to wipe them down when I clean the kitchen.

I can't sleep with any light in the room. I will literally block a clock with a pillow just because of the light it gives off

When chicken wings are at the table, I leave her very few because I can devour chicken wings like no other.

GorillaNJ

I wake up in the morning... :laugh:

jamiesgotagun

I wake up in the morning... :laugh:

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brewingaz

LOL! I know her list about me would be 50 pages long I'm sure, but those are the things I came up with

MissO﹠A

Leave lights on.

Forget to take the clothes out of the dryer and turn it on again, thus heating up the house.

Repeatedly tell him my breasticles aren't made of Playdough.

... and roughly 10k other things, I'm sure.

Brandicaloriecountess

LOL! I know her list about me would be 50 pages long I'm sure, but those are the things I came up with

This is why I am not in a rush to get married again.

mishelnkiki

LOL. i love this one. again, i cant comment. the life of a single lady. i can do what i want, when i want, wherever i want. and not have to worry about ANYONE being annoyed by it.

RoadDog

I'm pretty sure that when Jan rolls over in the night and looks at me, her heart fills with joy, her body flushes with excitement and she silently ruminates on the fortune that she had when she met me.

ShandiH

I have an opinion about everything. I try to reign it in but it doesn't always work! :frown:

littttlelaurra

my ex would say things I do to annoy him is that I simply exsit! lol

Cmccracken1

i dont wipe the knife clean of jelly before sticking it in the peanut butter... we actually had this argument the other day.... seriously... we were laughing at each by the time it was over.

Vanishing_Gordies

Had to reply to this. My biggest thing is that I'm a control freak. I'll complain about him not helping, but when he does help I go behind him and redo whatever it is he worked so hard at! Like Shandi, I also have an opinion about everything, but I try to pass it off as fact. Hey - I'm working on it.

SimplyFreckled

I have a tendancy to leave the caps off things.

I walk around the house in my underwear.

I don't fold the fitted sheets.

brewingaz

Oh and I do a real ****ty job separating clothes for laundry. We have one of those hampers that you're supposed to put whites in one bin, lights in another, then darks in the other. I just dump them all in one. Doesn't bother me a bit when I do laundry. But booyyy do I hear about it when she does lol.

LessMe2B

I'm pretty sure that when Jan rolls over in the night and looks at me, her heart fills with joy, her body flushes with excitement and she silently ruminates on the fortune that she had when she met me.

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sbwood888

I close the lid on the laptop. For some reason, he likes to leave it open all the time. I close it and it just sends him over the edge.

thecanface

leaving the lights on.
leaving the AC on 75.. i get cold easily.
putting the kitchen towel on the cabinet door - hes a weirdo for that one.
forgetting to do the laundry, especially when he needs something the next day.
falling alseep with my glasses on - he doesnt really get annoyed, but he always tells me to take them off before i fall asleep and i never listen.
leaving the bathroom door open.
pointing out words he says wrong, or correcting his grammer.
telling him he is rude for walking into a door before me, ordering food before me, forgetting to unlock my door to the car so i can get in and shorten my chances of a creep snatching, rapping and murdering me.
forgetting to put my gun away.
and lastly

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gettng on my knee and asking him if he will marry me lol

♥jewel♥

Folded sheets are impossible to fold so you win.

I turn lights on everywhere I go, then forget to turn them off.

mlagena

I will, literally, hide around the house and scare him. :devil:
I also flip around a lot of what he says... like... at the gym he said, "I brought your hairbrush." Now, this was a completely thoughtful thing, but just for the fun of it I said, "What, are you saying my hair looks bad?" Etc. He gets flustered and I think it's hilarious.

SarahofTwins

The flipside of the other thread.

Ever since we got dark counter tops, I dont' see crumbs as much. I SUCK at remembering to wipe them down when I clean the kitchen.

I can't sleep with any light in the room. I will literally block a clock with a pillow just because of the light it gives off

When chicken wings are at the table, I leave her very few because I can devour chicken wings like no other.

lol@chicken wings.

I think it annoys him that I forget a lot of things....short term memory is not so great

ladybug1620

Pretty much nothing, I'm the perfect wife...hehe.

I'm sure it annoys him that I'm not as good of a housekeeper as I could be. I do dishes about once a week. The rest of the time they sit in the sink. I also only clean house and do laundry once a week or so.

I'm way less strict with the kids than he probably thinks I should be. The way I see it, at 3 and 1 they are still babies and I will treat them like my babies if I wanna.

luv_lea

When we go camping I load everything but the kitchen sink because "You never know-we just might need it" haha....he hates it!! & I'm sure he hates the fact I'm such a neat freak (as he's not) & I can be a 'bit too' girly sometimes.

thecanface

I have a tendancy to leave the caps off things.

I walk around the house in my underwear.

I don't fold the fitted sheets.

I HATE WHEN PEOPLE LEAVE CAPS OPEN!!! GRRR!!! BUT i have the inability to close doors/cabinets/droors all the way. my brain doesnt work that way.

staceygilbert

ok, that one made me laugh!

skittybang

He hates it when I act creepy.... meaning he'll come home from work and I'll meet him at the door saying "Oh honey, I've missed you today, give me a kiss!" and I make a sort of open-mouth face whilst licking my lips...
Or I'll just follow him around the house whispering loving phrases into his ear...
Or I'll wake up in the middle of the night and stare at him until he wakes up and he always jumps :P
Or when I send him dirty texts, but they are pics of other people and it's not pretty

The list goes on an on at how much I creep him out but it entertains me, and that's all that matters!!!

TheGoktor

If there is anything I do which annoys him, he never lets me know. I suspect however, that my refusal to put the bins out might niggle him occasionally! (I clean the toilets, I don't think it's unreasonable that he should do the bins!)

ETA: That's not to say that I am in any way perfect - more that he has the patience of a saint!

MissO﹠A

Or I'll wake up in the middle of the night and stare at him until he wakes up and he always jumps :P
Or when I send him dirty texts, but they are pics of other people and it's not pretty

I you, Skitty. LMFAO.

TheGoktor

I'm pretty sure that when Jan rolls over in the night and looks at me, her heart fills with joy, her body flushes with excitement and she silently ruminates on the fortune that she had when she met me.

I can understand why!

morganhccstudent724

Use his razor on my legs.....DRIVES HIM CRAZY!!!!!!

TDGee

The fact that I must continue breathing up all the oxygen in the room.

mikeyml

I don't mop the floors even though I've told her that, secretly, I enjoy mopping floors

I give her a hard time about how dirty her car is inside (I know she doesn't like that)

I leave papers on the kitchen counter or table instead of taking them upstairs to my desk

I don't like to unload the dishwasher because it's something I just really hate doing (but I have no problem putting dishes in it)

We're supposed to split most of the chores but we both hate cleaning bathrooms. I try to wait to see how long it will go before she just cleans it for me lmao

I'm sure there are lots of others if I really thought about it....but I already sound like a bad husband.