Chat up lines

pandaeye
pandaeye Posts: 126
edited September 28 in Chit-Chat
Just for fun! What are the worst or best chat up lines you have heard or had said to you?

Mine is : Heaven must be missing an angel!
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  • haolegurl07
    haolegurl07 Posts: 43 Member
    Do you believe in love at first sight... or do you need me to walk past you again?
  • alexia_faith
    alexia_faith Posts: 32 Member
    I had a guy walk up to me, take an ice cube out my drink, he then smashed his hand down on the bar and I believe the line he was trying to use was "now ive broken the ice"

    In actual fact the line he managed was a scream of pain as "Mr Cool" broke his hand on the bar! :)

    I couldnt help but laugh
  • Helice
    Helice Posts: 1,075 Member
    i went out one night and there were no seats.
    so some random guy said to me,
    "need somewhere to sit? my face is free.."
    i was like uhh,
    but in one way it was a compliment!
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    Have never heard one. sad030.gif
  • leomom72
    leomom72 Posts: 1,797 Member
    bump..this is gunna be good
  • pandaeye
    pandaeye Posts: 126
    @Carl01 aaww sorry to hear that :flowerforyou:
  • aliciadjackson
    aliciadjackson Posts: 480 Member
    A guy once stopped to compliment my NOSE.. I mean really dude?

    I've heard most of the standard ones..... I"m not a fan of lines.. LOL
  • pandaeye
    pandaeye Posts: 126
    @alexia-faith omg! think I would have laughed too lol :laugh:
  • haolegurl07
    haolegurl07 Posts: 43 Member
    I had a guy walk up to me, take an ice cube out my drink, he then smashed his hand down on the bar and I believe the line he was trying to use was "now ive broken the ice"

    In actual fact the line he managed was a scream of pain as "Mr Cool" broke his hand on the bar! :)

    I couldnt help but laugh


    HAHAHA!!! That is HILARIOUS! I mean, a pretty "clever line" but the fact that he hurt himself doing it is just the funniest thing ever!!
  • brattyworm
    brattyworm Posts: 2,137 Member
    I went out one night with my friend and his brother (whom I met that night) when we pulled into San Diego. Not long into the night the brother asked me if I remembered his name, when I said yes He said good cause you'll be screaming it later.
  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
    "Hey, nice shirt... let's f$%#"
  • jmgj27
    jmgj27 Posts: 531 Member
    My absolute favourite (which I'm sad to confess actually worked) was when a guy walked up to me and said 'polar bear'. Seeing my puzzled face he said 'well, that broke the ice...' :bigsmile:
  • alex215
    alex215 Posts: 518 Member
    i don't get pick up lines used on me often but my favorite one to use as a wing man for my friends seems to work well.

    First i put Salt-n-Pepa's - Shoop on the jukebox then as soon as the song comes on i look at the girl and say heyy!! this song is about me!!!!... this usually makes me look like a fool and makes my friend look so much cooler than me and it actually breaks the ice for my friend to chat up the girl.. believe it or not it actually works :)
  • brewingaz
    brewingaz Posts: 1,136 Member
    Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

    Ok, nothings been said to me. That above was a lie.
  • jmgj27
    jmgj27 Posts: 531 Member
    Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

    Sigh. I've had that one used on me. That one didn't work. :grumble:
  • marchegt
    marchegt Posts: 156 Member
    My absolute favourite (which I'm sad to confess actually worked) was when a guy walked up to me and said 'polar bear'. Seeing my puzzled face he said 'well, that broke the ice...' :bigsmile:

    I had one like this too! But I was 17 and in a movie theater... and a 14 year old walked up to me and said "Do you know how much a polar bear weighs??... Just enough to break the ice! Hi, I'm Jake!"

    My response was : "No..." and I walked away. (due to the fact that he was 14, and I was 17, and I would never in my life date someone who used a pickup line).
  • keb80
    keb80 Posts: 394
    This is an old, tired one: Is that a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants.
  • jeff261159
    jeff261159 Posts: 385
    my wife, when we first met, bought me a tee shirt and told me that she looked forward to seeing it on her bedroom floor!!
  • SkinnyCate
    SkinnyCate Posts: 116
    This wasn't really a chat up line but kind of in the same vein...

    When I am walking down the street alone and guys are walking my way, i usually just look forward lol, i only smile at the elderly :) so the other day i was walking past a couple of guys and i just had the feeling that they were going to make some vile comment or whistle or whatnot... but was pleasantly surprised when one said to the other, simply, "Wow, she is gorgeous."

    Maybe I'll start smiling more :)
  • pandaeye
    pandaeye Posts: 126
    I like that one Jeff! :)
  • pandaeye
    pandaeye Posts: 126
    @skinny cate : you are gorgeous and have a lovely smile, definitely use it more!! :smile:
  • NoWeighJose74
    NoWeighJose74 Posts: 581 Member
    One of the custodial ladies at the LA Fitness I work out at tried to chat me up one day when I was resting between sets... Too bad it was in Spanish, and I couldn't understand her. :ohwell:

    All I could gather was that it had something to do with the dumbbells I was using.

    On a separate note, I hate that people automatically assume I can speak Spanish. And then I come off looking like a fool when I just shrug and say "no habla". :tongue:
  • Helice
    Helice Posts: 1,075 Member
    This is an old, tired one: Is that a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants.

    iv never heard that one before.
    i will have to use it on my fiance tonight.
    hehe!
  • brattyworm
    brattyworm Posts: 2,137 Member
    On a separate note, I hate that people automatically assume I can speak Spanish. And then I come off looking like a fool when I just shrug and say "no habla". :tongue:

    Thank you. I have that same issue. Irritates me to no end
  • Helice
    Helice Posts: 1,075 Member
    but was pleasantly surprised when one said to the other, simply, "Wow, she is gorgeous."

    aww that would be nice to hear!
    and you do have a beautiful smile ^-^
  • otr12
    otr12 Posts: 632 Member
    I met my husband by stumbling past him drunk and saying "Your name is Shawn and you're engaged."
  • LaDiablesse
    LaDiablesse Posts: 862 Member
    Guy came up to me & said "Aren't you tired? 'Cause you've been running through my mind all night."
  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
    Oh.. i actually picked up my husband saying "Can I get a preview?" Totally don't remember it! But it worked :P
  • ket_the_jet
    ket_the_jet Posts: 1,257 Member
    Most successful? "Hi, my name is William."

    But really, I don't use pick up lines. I do have a few good closers. Like, "Do you want to go watch Mean Girls on Blu-Ray?"
    -wtk
  • JEK717
    JEK717 Posts: 1,497
    I'm not saying the ones said to me but a few I have heard my friends get.

    "If you were a tissue id rub my nose all over you"- Really? Gross man WTF!

    "How about you be the peanut butter and I be the jelly" okay that was to me which i replied "I hate jelly....but have you met trash?"

    "I see you have a beautiful daughter....wanna make a second" I laughed and cried at that one.
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